Worst Escort Experience Ever

[LoveNDino]

Think of it as a public service. Share please;)

[+ DickyF]

My worse was 7 years ago with a dancer at the old Johnnys in Ft L. I wasn't even attracted to him but he kept bugging me. I am virtually positive that I was drugged while I was there. I remember being in a weird dreamlike state though wasn't drunk. The dancer led me to a booth and I recall blowing him and he asking me to take him home. Fortunately I said no, maybe tomorrow. I also gave him my phone #. I remember driving back to my hotel; thankfully I wasn't in an accident. The next day he called to say we had agreed to meet at his place. I should have told him to fuck off but didn't. I didn't understand then that he probably drugged me. A friend of mine is an addiction counselor and he told me later it sounded like I was given a roofie.

So I went to his place which was a disgusting dump. He also played these weird passive-agressive games making cutting remarks. After maybe 15 minutes I paid him and left telling him he was an asshole.

[LoveNDino]

My worse was 7 years ago with a dancer at the old Johnnys in Ft L. I wasn't even attracted to him but he kept bugging me. I am virtually positive that I was drugged while I was there. I remember being in a weird dreamlike state though wasn't drunk. The dancer led me to a booth and I recall blowing him and he asking me to take him home. Fortunately I said no, maybe tomorrow. I also gave him my phone #. I remember driving back to my hotel; thankfully I wasn't in an accident. The next day he called to say we had agreed to meet at his place. I should have told him to fuck off but didn't. I didn't understand then that he probably drugged me. A friend of mine is an addiction counselor and he told me later it sounded like I was given a roofie.

So I went to his place which was a disgusting dump. He also played these weird passive-agressive games making cutting remarks. After maybe 15 minutes I paid him and left telling him he was an asshole.

That is pretty bad. Sorry this happened to you.

[+ poolboy48220]

The guy who stopped in the middle and said "Um...did you know you have crabs?"

 

The guy whose apartment was SO filthy there were flies buzzing around the whole time.

[LoveNDino]

The guy who stopped in the middle and said "Um...did you know you have crabs?"

 

The guy whose apartment was SO filthy there were flies buzzing around the whole time.

For serious? WOW!

[Guest]

nothing too bad but just odd experiences... something recently, this client asks me to meet him at this time. I get there on time, and I ring his buzzer downstairs and no one answers... i then text him to see where is he no answer, I then call no answer... about 10 minutes later he texts me thats he's in a taxi heading home and that he'll be there in 5 minutes... 5 minutes later turned into 30 minutes of waiting. It was pretty late so nothing was opened, so I decided to just walk around the area to waste time, anyhoo he then texts me he gets home, so I walk back to his place. When I get to his place, I see theirs his friend in the kitchen, which is odd as I didnt know their was going to someone else with him home, and two were about to have sex so why is someone else there and 3 his place is an open loft layout so theirs no walls so he could hear everything. Anyhoo so we go into his bedroom and have sex while his "straight" friend was across the room, I found it weird and awkward. Maybe it was a fetish to him but he could have told me someone else was going to be home. Also he was completely out of it on drugs while we were having sex and kept telling me to fuck him raw that he didnt like condoms ... Then after we finished he went into angry rant completely dissing escorts and saying he doesn't need one and as he was passing me my "rate" he said oh you can't forget about what you obviously came for in a sarcastic mean way. It was a weird night...

[+ azdr0710]

just odd experiences... It was a weird night...

 

wow, you're pretty good at letting things just roll off you!!......good for you!

[LoveNDino]

nothing too bad but just odd experiences... something recently, this client asks me to meet him at this time. I get there on time, and I ring his buzzer downstairs and no one answers... i then text him to see where is he no answer, I then call no answer... about 10 minutes later he texts me thats he's in a taxi heading home and that he'll be there in 5 minutes... 5 minutes later turned into 30 minutes of waiting. It was pretty late so nothing was opened, so I decided to just walk around the area to waste time, anyhoo he then texts me he gets home, so I walk back to his place. When I get to his place, I see theirs his friend in the kitchen, which is odd as I didnt know their was going to someone else with him home, and two were about to have sex so why is someone else there and 3 his place is an open loft layout so theirs no walls so he could hear everything. Anyhoo so we go into his bedroom and have sex while his "straight" friend was across the room, I found it weird and awkward. Maybe it was a fetish to him but he could have told me someone else was going to be home. Also he was completely out of it on drugs while we were having sex and kept telling me to fuck him raw that he didnt like condoms ... Then after we finished he went into angry rant completely dissing escorts and saying he doesn't need one and as he was passing me my "rate" he said oh you can't forget about what you obviously came for in a sarcastic mean way. It was a weird night...

Bad apples everywhere! Sorry this happened to you.

[+ José Soplanucas]

This is my second hiring season, which slowly started about 4 years ago. I had a first hiring season back in my 20s and early 30s, mostly street hustlers.

 

One of these boys became my regular, and he would stay overnight several times a week. Each time I would give him no more than 20 bucks, often just diner, weed, and a safe place to hang out and have fun. One of those nights I woke up in the morning, and he had left with the little money I had, some clothing, a boom box, a black and white 14' TV, and my weed.

[LoveNDino]

This is my second hiring season, which slowly started about 4 years ago. I had a first hiring season back in my 20s and early 30s, mostly street hustlers.

 

One of these boys became my regular, and he would stay overnight several times a week. Each time I would give him no more than 20 bucks, often just diner, weed, and a safe place to hang out and have fun. One of those nights I woke up in the morning, and he had left with the little money I had, some clothing, a boom box, a black and white 14' TV, and my weed.

He got your TV and it didn't wake you up - man I hope the sex was mind-blowing at least!

[+ José Soplanucas]

He got your TV and it didn't wake you up - man I hope the sex was mind-blowing at least!

 

LOL. I used to live in a big flat, a 3 BRs apt. I was sleeping in the bedroom with the door closed. Everything he stole, except the money, was in the living room.

Anyway, I have a very heavy sleeping, it is hard waking me up.

[LaffingBear]

My worst became my best and then my worst again. One of the most bizarre days of my life, involving an escort named Dillon in Vegas.http://www.musclefx.com/gallery/thumbnail/stressino,richard/1057361030.jpg

[bobchitown]

I've been lucky and the worst are cases where the guy totally failed to show up. The worst one was being left on a street corner in the rain.

[LoveNDino]

My worst became my best and then my worst again. One of the most bizarre days of my life, involving an escort named Dillon in Vegas.

What happened?

[LoveNDino]

I've been lucky and the worst are cases where the guy totally failed to show up. The worst one was being left on a street corner in the rain.

Oh no...sorry!

[LaffingBear]

What happened?

Ya know how you can ask "how are you doing?" of someone, only as a way to say hello?....... and 20 minutes later, they're still telling you how they're doing, and you regret asking....

[LoveNDino]

Ya know how you can ask "how are you doing?" of someone, only as a way to say hello?....... and 20 minutes later, they're still telling you how they're doing, and you regret asking....

I'm laughing but also, I'm sorry....Yikes!

[LaffingBear]

I'm laughing but also, I'm sorry....Yikes!

Laughter was my goal. Its just one of those tales that could take me 45 minutes to type. And without the detailed context, it wouldnt make sense.

[Beancounter]

I met up with a Chicago escort here in Dallas one afternoon. About 20-30 minutes into the session he immediately stopped, got up off the bed and told me he had to open a package he received from FedEx or UPS. He opened the package and inside was a bag of dog food. Needless to say the moment was lost and I left.

 

The best I could figure out was he sent himself drugs and put them in a bag of dog food to throw off drug sniffing dogs in the event it was picked out for inspection.

[LoveNDino]

I met up with a Chicago escort here in Dallas one afternoon. About 20-30 minutes into the session he immediately stopped, got up off the bed and told me he had to open a package he received from FedEx or UPS. He opened the package and inside was a bag of dog food. Needless to say the moment was lost and I left.

 

The best I could figure out was he sent himself drugs and put them in a bag of dog food to throw off drug sniffing dogs in the event it was picked out for inspection.

You gotta love human ingenuity!

[amused1]

Hmm, during my 1st and only meeting with a now long retired escort, he spent the first 40 minutes or so telling me about his marital problems. Amusingly, once we, finally, got down to business he was an amazing partner. My 1st and only hands free orgasm. Go figure.

[Chuckball]

I once had an experience where the guy I hired noticed my wedding ring and started a rant on how immoral I was for hiring an escort.

[+ Keith30309]

Any of those where meth was involved.

[Pepper Young]

Never had a terrible experience but met guys whose photos were, let's just say, out-of-date, or were no-shows (fine, I'll keep my money).

[Tonyko]

The one who's hairpiece came off during sex. *it didn't come totally off it just flipped back and was hanging off the back of his head still attached he was a short muscular little guy in his 20's he didn't realize at first and when he did he slapped it back down jumped out of bed ran into the bathroom and came out a totally angry beligerant person (I think out of embarrassment) started saying we were already into his rate-plus-half more since I'd talked so long (not true he did) etc I gave him his REGULAR rate sans the extra and told him he could go. **fyi it didn't bother me really had he not acted that way I would have been tots fine and carried on.