God Bless Rick Munroe

[HotdadENYC]

>Boy, could I tell you stories...Derek and I were hired by a

>priest IN A CHURCH once... }(

 

 

GOD Bless you my son. SO, when can I hear the story?

 

Cheers dude,

 

hd NYC

[Houston Bonfires]

Hey Rick:

 

That "hired by the Priest in the Church" story would have to be totally hot as all I can see in my little mind's eye is Richard Chamberlain ala "The Thornbirds". WOW

 

By the way; if you will reread all the glowing statements in recent posts I shall join the mass-appeal love fest saluting the illustrious, entertaining, delightful and delicious Munroe monument.

 

Best wishes,

 

Houston Bonfires

[woodlawn]

The Biter Bitten

 

>....somr may initially find his posts mean, snotty and, well,

>smart ass, but ultimately they are savvy and positive...

 

No, actually I've been seeing his posts for years and have continued to find them mean and snotty. I and a few others have been the target of insults from him from time to time because he has deemed us to be insufficiently respectful toward him and his fellow hookers -- nothing positive there. Nor can I characterize as positive his jokes about having sex with his own mother and hiring his father out as an escort (which he'll probably deny making). I think they show that he is so anxious for attention that he'll say absolutely anything to get it. I'd agree he can be 'positive' toward a small group of regulars who constantly fawn on him. In return, he does what he can to nourish their fantasy that a (slightly) younger, better-looking man is interested in them.

 

I didn't read the thread that was moved to the Politics section -- I usually avoid reading the threads Rick starts because most of them are so blatantly self-promoting. But I gather it was moved because others "hijacked" it. I find it amusing that Rick, who once started a thread titled "Hijacking Threads is Good and Natural," should meet with the same treatment he's often given others. An excellent example of 'the biter bitten.'

[Rick Munroe]

>all I can see in my little mind's eye is

>Richard Chamberlain ala "The Thornbirds".

 

Well, I hope you won't be imagining me as Barbara Stanwyck. :o

 

Thanks for joining in the chorus (and for staying on-key). As for the church/priest story, I guess the time has finally come to start my blog -- if only to make everyone stop emailing me, asking me to start one. I'll tell my tale there...

 

P.S. I think you'll like the title.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: The Biter Bitten

 

>I and a few others

>have been the target of insults from him from time to time

 

As Christina said to Joan in Mommie Dearest, "That...is a lie." :o You've made this claim in the past but could never back it up with actual proof because it just ain't true. But this latest claim of yours was quite enjoyable when I did my daily reading-aloud of the message center to Derek. He got a kick out of this one...and then he dragged me to the bed, where he pummeled my ass with his morning hard-on, all the while grunting, "Come on, insult me! Insult me!!" For that, I say, "Thanks, woodlawn." }(

 

>...because he has deemed us to be insufficiently respectful

>toward him and his fellow hookers

 

My parents taught me that respect is never obtained when you ask for it, but rather when you respect others first, and that's how I live my life. I've never asked for anyone's respect here, and I've never spoken for other escorts. I don't know where you get this stuff, but you're consistent, I'll give you that. :+

 

>Nor can I characterize as positive his jokes about having sex

>with his own mother and hiring his father out as an escort

>(which he'll probably deny making). I think they show that he

>is so anxious for attention that he'll say absolutely anything

>to get it.

 

That is just so completely unfair and wrong of you to say that. For one thing, I have never had sex with my mother. I mean, sure, she's eaten out my hairy ass -- the bitch has quite a tongue -- but everyone knows that when it comes to women, it ain't sex unless it's vaginal. Sheesh. As for pimping out my father, unfortunately he's retired from the glamorous world of escorting...but he'll be back. They all come back. ;-)

 

>I'd agree he can be 'positive' toward a small

>group of regulars who constantly fawn on him.

 

LOL "Constantly fawn"? :7 Most of my posts are followed by the sound of crickets chirping. It's not until I meet someone and they tell me that they enjoy my posts that I know people are even reading. And it's why I'm touched by this thread.

 

>I find it

>amusing that Rick, who once started a thread titled "Hijacking

>Threads is Good and Natural," should meet with the same

>treatment he's often given others.

 

I still feel that everyone should be free to post whatever they want (within the guidelines) and not have to stay on topic, and I had no problem with that thread being moved. I'm married to Derek, not to my posts or threads.

[noviceny]

RE: The Biter Bitten

 

>I mean, sure, she's eaten out my hairy ass -- the bitch has quite a tongue -- but everyone knows that when it comes to women, it ain't sex unless it's vaginal. <

 

AAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! So vulgar, but so funny !!! Exactly my style...

 

 

>Sheesh. As for pimping out my father, unfortunately he's retired from the glamorous world of escorting...but he'll be back. They all come back. <

 

Now that is funny !!

 

I dont know if I would thank God for Rick usually thank Him for the greater things like my health and stuff, but he is a pretty funny guy.

I would pray for him if he was sick or something though...

[noviceny]

RE: The Biter Bitten

 

Wow...just did a close up of Ricks standing butt pic..that is hot !!!

 

I guess I will thank God for Rick

[Guest alanm]

RE: The Biter Bitten

 

Rick and I are neither friends nor enemies, so there is no fawning in my following comments.

 

Rick's response to woodlawn came close to being the most laughs I have ever gotten on this site. woodie responds to every attack, yet has been very quiet so far. What can he reading say in response to Rick's hilarious posting?

[woodlawn]

RE: The Biter Bitten

 

>>I and a few others

>>have been the target of insults from him from time to time

>

>As Christina said to Joan in Mommie Dearest, "That...is a

>lie." :o You've made this claim in the past but could never

>back it up with actual proof because it just ain't true.

 

No, Rick, you are the one who is lying. Unless of course you are suffering from amnesia, and have forgotten my last set-to with Hooboy? The one in which he suggested that the last time I hired an escort the poor thing vomited -- and not because of the excessive length of my member. You followed up with a post suggesting that Doug is the one who cleans up the vomit. Why would you lie about that? Plenty of people read it. Hooboy later apologized for what he said. But you didn't. That specific enough for you?

 

> then he dragged me to the bed,

>where he pummeled my ass with his morning hard-on, all the

>while grunting, "Come on, insult me! Insult me!!" For that,

>I say, "Thanks, woodlawn."

 

Rick, Old Faithful is not nearly as predictable as you are. Always, always you try to derail any criticism of your behavior by inventing a sexual escapade to stimulate the limp old peckers of your fans and rally them to your cause. After all these years, isn't it time you came up with a new shtick?

 

Almost everyone who posts here engages in personal attacks now and then, including Hooboy and most of the moderators. The difference between you and everyone else is that they're honest enough to admit it. You are not.

 

 

>My parents taught me that respect is never obtained when you

>ask for it,

 

I don't think you should call on your parents to vouch for you in discussions on this board -- at least, not until you tell them what you've really been doing all these years. Since they don't know what sort of person you really are, it's hardly fair for you to use them as character references, now is it?

[Rick Munroe]

RE: The Biter Bitten

 

>Unless of course you

>are suffering from amnesia, and have forgotten my last set-to

>with Hooboy?

 

Actually, I forget most of what goes on around here. I enjoy posting and reading in the moment, but I try not to take internet message boards seriously. Keeps you sane; try it sometime.

 

>You followed up with a

>post suggesting that Doug is the one who cleans up the vomit.

 

It's nice that you remember my posts but that one was obviously a funny dig at Doug (a "Doug-dig," if you will), with whom I enjoy bantering, and not you. Nice try, though. :7 By the way, what's a "set-to"? Is it anything like a settee? My grandmother had one of those but we were never allowed to sit on it unless she covered it in plastic first.

 

>Always, always you try to derail any criticism of your

>behavior by inventing a sexual escapade

 

If you were married to my spouse, or if you'd ever hired him (oh that's right; I always forget that you're neither an escort nor a client...my bad), you'd know that he is a fucking machine. I only wish I were making up some of the things I say about him. He likes to stick it in a hole and he likes to keep pumping until he's done. That's just the way it is.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: The Biter Bitten

 

alanm, do you have magical powers? You speak and woody posts (see below). I'm scared. :o

[Candyman]

Oh I thought that your were blushing Rick. Since I know that touch of pick in you cheeks isn't from Max Factor. Unless you been very bad again and Derek had to spank you }(

[TotallyOz]

Lucky,

 

Thanks for the great post. I agree with you. Rick adds such a wonderful depth to this site and his posts are always fun to read. I have often had to reread them more than once to get the full meaning and that means it is even more enjoyable to me.

 

Rick has been one of the few escorts who can not only brave the waters of this board but make it thrive for him. He does so because of his obvious intelligence and wit.

 

Keep it up Rick!

[+ Oliver]

Do keep it UP

 

>Keep it up Rick!

 

By all means, keep IT up! }(

[woodlawn]

RE: The Biter Bitten

 

>>Unless of course you

>>are suffering from amnesia, and have forgotten my last

>set-to

>>with Hooboy?

 

>Actually, I forget most of what goes on around here.

 

You forget most of what goes on here? But you are so sure that in all your years of posting you have never insulted anyone on this board that when I say you have, you call me a liar? I think you've outdone yourself with this one.

 

> but I try not to

>take internet message boards seriously. Keeps you sane

 

Mental health advice from a prostitute? That at least is original.

 

>>You followed up with a

>>post suggesting that Doug is the one who cleans up the vomit.

 

>It's nice that you remember my posts but that one was

>obviously a funny dig at Doug (a "Doug-dig," if you will),

>with whom I enjoy bantering, and not you.

 

Please don't lie, Rick. Whose vomit were you referring to when you said Doug must be the one who cleans it up? And what happened to make that person vomit? I asked you those questions at the time but you ran away rather than answer them. Because you can't answer them and maintain the fiction that you don't insult people here.

 

 

>By the way, what's a "set-to"?

 

I understand CCNY still has remedial English courses. Ever thought of taking one?

 

 

>If you were married to my spouse,

 

How could I 'marry' someone else's 'spouse.'? Please do look into that remedial English course.

 

 

>I always forget that you're neither an

>escort nor a client...my bad

 

One thing you should never forget, because you've been reminded of it often enough that even someone with Alzheimer's would remember it, is that you never have and never will know anything about what I do or don't do. You can and do make up plenty of shit about me, but you can never know anything. I like watching the monkeys when I go to the zoo, but I don't let them read my diary.

[+ Oliver]

Relentless

 

Woodlawn -

I really think it's time you changed your name to "Relentless".

 

I am intrigued that whereas your initial comments are usually logical and erudite, when you must have the last word (always - hence "relentless") you descend to vulgarities. Why is that?

eg.

>plenty of shit about me<

[woodlawn]

RE: Relentless

 

>Woodlawn -

>I really think it's time you changed your name to

>"Relentless".

 

Oliver -

I'll change my name to "Relentless" when I, like Rick, have authored thousands of posts, each and every one of which -- even the ones that are supposed to be "public service announcements" about issues of importance to the gay community -- contains an ad for my business.

 

 

>I am intrigued that whereas your initial comments are usually

>logical and erudite, when you must have the last word (always

>- hence "relentless") you descend to vulgarities. Why is

>that?

 

Gosh, I don't know. It may have something to do with the profusion of threads here on such topics as how best to prepare for having an escort's penis stuck up one's rectum or the right method for licking another man's anus. In other words, this board may well have a vulgarizing affect on me. How do you think Jane Austen or Emily Bronte would express themselves on such topics?

[PacNW]

RE: Sex and Sodomy

 

OK, you asked for it:

 

Chapter 1

 

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large cock must be in want of a bottom.

 

However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding bottoms, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their boys.

 

“My dear Mr. Ross,” said his husband to him one day, “have you heard that Netherregions Park is let at last?”

 

Mr. Ross replied that he had not.

 

“But it is,” returned he; “for Mr. Nicholas has just been here, and he told me all about it.”

 

Mr. Ross made no answer.

 

“Do not you want to know who has taken it?” cried his husband impatiently.

 

“You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it.”

 

This was invitation enough.

 

“Why, my dear, you must know, Mr. Nicholas says that Netherregions is taken by a young man of large endowment from the north of England; that he came down on Monday on a Harley to see the place, and was so much delighted with it that he fucked Mr. Michael immediately; that he is to take possession before Mardi Gras, and some of his sex slaves are to be in the house by the end of next week.”

 

“What is his name?”

 

“Cockley.”

 

“Is he married or single?”

 

“Oh! single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large endowment; nine or ten inches at least. What a fine thing for our boys!”

 

“How so? how can it affect them?”

 

“My dear Mr. Ross,” replied his husband, “how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of his hiring one of them.”

 

“Is that his design in settling here?”

 

“Design! nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he may fall in lust with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as soon as he comes.”

 

“I see no occasion for that. You and the boys may go, or you may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better; for, as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Cockley might like you the best of the party.” ...

 

And so it goes. I'll leave Emily up to the Heathcliff wannabes out there.

[+ Oliver]

RE: Sex and Sodomy

 

Priceless!!!

[woodlawn]

RE: Sex and Sodomy

 

>Priceless!!!

 

Oliver-

Have you ever thought of changing your name to 'Silly, Effeminate Old Poof'?

 

Just a suggestion.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Sex and Sodomy

 

>“Do not you want to know who has taken it?” cried his husband

>impatiently.

>

>“You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it.”

>

>This was invitation enough.

 

The really scary thing is that this sounds exactly like a typical Derek and Rick conversation (19th century style, that is). Freaky.

[Guest alanm]

RE: Sex and Sodomy

 

woodlawn,

 

I always suspected that you are first and foremost a bully.

 

Your last post confirms that belief.

 

Only a pathetic bully would resort to that kind of name calling, but you were cornered so naturally you do what comes naturally -- verbally swing out wildly in desperation.

 

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[woodlawn]

RE: Sex and Sodomy

 

>Only a pathetic bully would resort to that kind of name

>calling, but you were cornered so naturally you do what comes

>naturally -- verbally swing out wildly in desperation.

>

>You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

 

Alan, darling, why the fuck would I give a shit about the opinions of a vicious hatemonger like you, who has hurled nasty insults at me time and time and time again? It is nothing but the most blatant hypocrisy for you to criticize anyone else for being insulting, since you have done the exact same thing so often yourself. Why you would think yourself fit to tell others how to behave is a mystery every bit as profound and impenetrable as the origins of the Sphinx -- albeit vastly less important.

 

And why on earth would I feel 'desperation' at having a couple of midgets like you and Ollie take a swing at my knees (which is about as high as you can reach)? After tussling with the likes of Doug69, being attacked by you is about as daunting a prospect as being hit with a banana. Run along and pick on someone your own size -- that is, someone much, much smaller.

[Guest alanm]

RE: Sex and Sodomy

 

I'm a vicious hatemonger? If so, what are you? In posting after posting, week in and week out you attack everyone.

 

One example. This thread is about the virtues of Rick Munroe. Of course, you were the only one who disagreed, bringing up many of the same issues you have bored us with in the past. When Rick responded by going even further in describing his sexual expoits with his parent, you lost your cool. You lost your cool for all to see in a public forum. Instead of really attacking Rick, who is much

more witty and street smart then you could ever hope to be, you went after some poor guy who merely suggested you change your name to relentless.

[noviceny]

RE: Sex and Sodomy

 

Pac,

 

That was some funny shit !!! I was gonna make some stupid comment about Jane Austin writing "Little Bitches" but I am dwarfed by your greatness !!

 

>In other words, this board may well have a vulgarizing affect on me.<

 

Yeah, I agree with woodlawn !!! I was a nice guy and never used to curse or think of dick until I came to this bored. You all glorified enemas and prostate massages and now Im fucked for life

:-)