It Has To Be Senility...

[+ Gar1eth]

I had a very late night assignation. Now don't be thinking I've been lying all these years about never getting any. It was a a fairly rare occurrence. The guy was at least an 8.5/10 if you like bottoms who are muscular-but very stocky, tall (6'3") with an 8-1/2 inch tallywacker. The meeting didn't go that great. I might describe it in another post.

 

Due to hosting issues this took place in a private room at a bathhouse. We didn't meet up until close to 2 AM. I wasn't sure how lively 'Junior' was going to be at that hour. So I brought along a simple rubber c-ring for additional 'moral' support.

 

So we meet-yadda, yadda, yadda. We are leaving, and as I'm gathering up the lube and my box of condoms, I can't find the ring. The room is dark without much of a light. I reach around on the bed. But I can't find it. And I'm not thrilled about searching around on the floor of this place.

 

So I decide I'll take the $5.00 loss and just leave it. We dress hurriedly, and I drive the guy 15 miles back to his place. About 3/4 of the way there I start feeling some discomfort right at the area where the backside of the scrotum is attached to the skin. I figure my underwear is bunched up underneath my pants. I try to shift my underwear while driving. But it doesn't work. And my discomfort increases. (Can you guess where this is going?)

 

It prob takes me about 30 minutes to drop him home. After I do, I pull off in a parking lot. I make sure there are no obvious cameras. I pull down my pants to rearrange my shorts and find-TAH DAH my c-ring. It's been on for about 45 minutes at this point.

 

I don't think 'Junior' and 'the boys' will ever forgive me.

 

Gman

[+ quoththeraven]

Oops. Sorry for the painful lesson.

[+ WmClarke]

Ouch.

[+ Truereview]

I suggest this model next time...

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/23/ef/7a/23ef7addc5ece4bb1f75b574b17885fe.jpg

Glow-in-the-dark model also available

[+ purplekow]

Since you had already had an assignation with the man, why did you wait to drop him off. Sounds as though he was not shy and you were in discomfort. I think Miss Manners says: When discovering a lost cockring cutting off circulation, it is socially acceptable to stop the car pull the damned thing off. I may have slightly misquoted her, but that was her general gist.

[gallahadesquire]

Not to make light of this:

 

[+ Truereview]

Not to make light of this:

 

Lol! Frodo (snap, snap) eyes up here! Lol

[+ Gar1eth]

Since you had already had an assignation with the man, why did you wait to drop him off. Sounds as though he was not shy and you were in discomfort. I think Miss Manners says: When discovering a lost cockring cutting off circulation, it is socially acceptable to stop the car pull the damned thing off. I may have slightly misquoted her, but that was her general gist.

 

Even when I was taking my shorts off I still thought the pain was due them being wadded up into an uncomfortable position. I tried rearranging my shorts while I was driving. But we were mostly on the highway on the way to his home. I wasn't going to stop and pull over for what I thought was a 'positioning' problem. I didn't realize I still had the cockring on until I stopped and took down my shorts in the parking lot.

 

If I had known I still had the cockring on, I would have made a much greater effort to remove it whether he was in the car or not.

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

I suggest this model next time...

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/23/ef/7a/23ef7addc5ece4bb1f75b574b17885fe.jpg

Glow-in-the-dark model also available

 

Might one ask whether this is from your personal collection, @Truereview?

 

 

It seems awfully rigid. It looks like it might hurt.

 

Gman

[gallahadesquire]

You need what a High Society Gal wears to a Nudist ball: The gownless evening strap

[+ Gar1eth]

Not to make light of this:

 

 

Shouldn't he have been invisible?

 

Gman

[+ Truereview]

Might one ask whether this is from your personal collection, @Truereview?

 

 

It seems awfully rigid. It looks like it might hurt.

 

Gman

Yes, my Gman. I also have Tweety Bird and Woody Woodpecker . All in rubberized gel material for growth spurts.

[+ azdr0710]

So we meet-yadda, yadda, yadda.

 

[+ purplekow]

Might one ask whether this is from your personal collection, @Truereview?

 

 

It seems awfully rigid. It looks like it might hurt.

 

Gman

I believe it is actually a napkin holder. Kitsch thy name is TR.

[+ glennnn]

I had occasion to borrow a nice leather cockring from an escort. Three days later he emailed me to see if I was still wearing it, since he couldn't find it at his place. I wasn't! And I laughed at the idea of a man simply forgetting he has a tight strap around his penis and testicles .....a ridiculous situation? Apparently, not.

 

Have you ever heard of "numb nuts"?

[sincitymix]

I had occasion to borrow a nice leather cockring from an escort. Three days later he emailed me to see if I was still wearing it, since he couldn't find it at his place. I wasn't! And I laughed at the idea of a man simply forgetting he has a tight strap around his penis and testicles .....a ridiculous situation? Apparently, not.

 

Have you ever heard of "numb nuts"?

neurological damage can occur with prolonged use of a cock ring

[+ glennnn]

But three days??????? I like to think I have enough libido left to touch my dick at least once a day!!!

[LADoug1]

Had a friend who put on a metal cockring and couldn't get it off. Ended up in the ER with firemen cutting it off. I shudder at the embarrassment!!!

[+ glennnn]

Firemen cutting it off.......firemen.........hmmmmmmm........F I R E M E N!

[+ Truereview]

I believe it is actually a napkin holder. Kitsch thy name is TR.

Potayto, potahto. Napkin, Dick - both need a little bling.

[mike carey]

I would have called it a serviette ring. At least that keeps the 'ring' part.

[+ Gar1eth]

I suggest this model next time...

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/23/ef/7a/23ef7addc5ece4bb1f75b574b17885fe.jpg

Glow-in-the-dark model also available

 

Might one ask whether this is from your personal collection, @Truereview?

 

 

It seems awfully rigid. It looks like it might hurt.

 

Gman

 

I believe it is actually a napkin holder. Kitsch thy name is TR.

 

I would have called it a serviette ring. At least that keeps the 'ring' part.

 

Say it ain't so, @Truereview!! I liked imagining you in it. I'm also imagining you wear a mask and cape like the luchadores.

 

 

Is it really only a 'serviette' holder?

 

 

Gman

[+ Truereview]

Say it ain't so, @Truereview!! I liked imagining you in it. I'm also imagining you wear a mask and cape like the luchadores.

 

 

Is it really only a 'serviette' holder?

 

 

Gman

I also sing la cucaracha when I climax! La Bamba if it is real good

[+ ArVaGuy]

Well, in my opinion, ......uh....um... Oh just never mind, I forgot what I was going to say.