jjkrkwood hasn't posted anything since May 14th! I miss you my man!

[+ stevenkesslar]

The first time I met you, you picked me up in that Red Miata and we went out to dinner at a place with a view of the bridge.

 

Yes, and I begged you to marry me and you refused my every sincere proposal. I was devastated.

 

So much for my Gay fantasies, I guess ....................

[+ Gar1eth]

LOL...well you do realize that the 'Happy Hour' dancers don't really know how dance.

 

Who exactly are the Happy Hour Dancers?

 

Gman

[+ ArVaGuy]

So at some point when I was playing out all my Gay fantasies I got a red Miata, became a professional whore, and moved to California.

 

I guess the only thing I can say to defend myself is that at least I'm not straight. I think. :eek:

 

Oh well. Bottoms up!

 

 

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/cpapa8162/image_zpsdm10uqml.jpeg

 

 

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/cpapa8162/image_zpsh8p76cnt.png

 

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/cpapa8162/image_zpswqw6lgld.jpeg

[bigvalboy]

Who exactly are the Happy Hour Dancers?

 

Gman

 

They're the stripper boys who wonder in around 6 o'clock looking to work the 'Happy Hour' crowd. Most of the old men have had a couple of drinks under their belt by then, and are pretty easy pickins...

[whipped guy]

LOL...well you do realize that the 'Happy Hour' dancers don't really know how dance.

As opposed to the guys who appear later in the evening who really do know how to rip up a dance floor!

 

[+ stevenkesslar]

So at some point when I was playing out all my Gay fantasies I got a red Miata

 

"A red Miata?" <sigh> "Could you have been anymore gay"

 

Uh, yeah.

 

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f775e5520a667c3da41b3db34e3409d7/tumblr_inline_o3z8f3KU3v1s5000e_500.gif

[bigvalboy]

As opposed to the guys who appear later in the evening who really do know how to rip up a dance floor!

 

 

You caught me.. I've been known to "Cut a rug"

 

Don't ask what's in the bag...

Edited May 25, 2016 by bigvalboy

[whipped guy]

You caught me.. I've been known to "Cut a rug"

 

Yes caught!!!!

 

Still it's good to know that you had your supply of nitro and the resuscitation device in the bag hanging from your belt! Like a good boy scout it is always best to be prepared!!!!

[+ stevenkesslar]

Don't ask what's in the bag...

 

Why? Are you embarrassed you were getting together with Killian that evening?

 

http://www.andrenaingram.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bag.jpg

[+ Gar1eth]

You caught me.. I've been known to "Cut a rug"

 

Don't ask what's in the bag...

 

You've got more rhythm than I do. Apparently that spot on the gay gene or chromosome was excised in my makeup.

 

Gman

[+ purplekow]

You caught me.. I've been known to "Cut a rug"

 

Don't ask what's in the bag...

Looks too big to be a colostomy bag. Now if it were Kessler, he would need one that size.

[+ honcho]

Looks too big to be a colostomy bag. Now if it were Kessler, he would need one that size.

 

That's too cruel and catty for me to "Like" but I do appreciate the (slightly malicious) cleverness of it.

[+ purplekow]

That's too cruel and catty for me to "Like" but I do appreciate the (slightly malicious) cleverness of it.

Mr. Kessler and I go way back, although I believe Mr. Kessler is more flexible than I and thus he can go back even further and seems to enjoy doing so. So while this may seem cruel, it is intended to be a jibe at a man I have been arguing with about politics for the last 10 years.

[whipped guy]

Why? Are you embarrassed you were getting together with Killian that evening?

 

http://www.andrenaingram.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bag.jpg

And he told me that he had "this heart condition and some crap about his cardiologist not wanting him being overly excited, and all the resuscitation precautions" as an excuse not to have his nipples clamped... And to think that I almost drove all the way across the alley to do it!

 

And all the time he was getting it on with Killian!!!! DAMN!!!!!

[+ Gar1eth]

And he told me that he had "this heart condition and some crap about his cardiologist not wanting him being overly excited, and all the resuscitation precautions" as an excuse not to have his nipples clamped... And to think that I almost drove all the way across the alley to do it!

 

And all the time he was getting it on with Killian!!!! DAMN!!!!!

 

You live across the alley from @bigvalboy?

 

Gman

[+ stevenkesslar]

Mr. Kessler and I go way back, although I believe Mr. Kessler is more flexible than I and thus he can go back even further and seems to enjoy doing so. So while this may seem cruel, it is intended to be a jibe at a man I have been arguing with about politics for the last 10 years.

 

Let's be really honest, sweetie. There's two really important things we have in common.

 

First, yes, we do like to go back and forth on politics.

 

 

Second, we like to fuck.

 

http://i.imgur.com/fKwvvUI.gif

 

Now, it bothers Kenny when I'm too specific about all this, so I'll leave you all to decide which one of us is the top, and which one is the bottom.

 

Although speaking only for myself, I don't really think you would really enjoy me all that much if I truly was full of shit.

 

(And no, Dame Kockwood, you can't borrow the shoes.)

[whipped guy]

You live across the alley from @bigvalboy?

 

Gman

LOL! It's not your average"alley"! It actually references a very long stretch of desolate highway. Not a hop skip and a jump! It would have been quite the trek!!!! So just as well that I did not make it. In any event, I'm sure that Killian put quite a smile on BVB's face. So all worked out well in the end. Plus, it's good to know that he really does not have that heart condition. Edited May 25, 2016 by whipped guy

[bigvalboy]

You live across the alley from @bigvalboy[uSER=8655][/uSER]?

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/12CdpLBVtr9WLK/giphy.gif

 

"Excuse me!".... "what is an alley?"

[whipped guy]

http://media.giphy.com/media/12CdpLBVtr9WLK/giphy.gif

 

"Excuse me!".... "what is an alley?"

Well "our alley" being not your average alley is one that even she would appreciate! (I would hope. )

[AdamSmith]

Well "our alley" being not your average alley is one that even she would appreciate! (I would hope. )

http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/68075228ddecd_sm.jpg

[wklucas]

This time JJ has not posted anything anywhere since Feb 19, 2018....over 22,000 posts !!! / over 24,000 likes on those posts !!!!.....besides Sgt Schultz (who knows nothing), does anybody know anything about what, if anything, happened ?

[+ Tarte Gogo]

This time JJ has not posted anything anywhere since Feb 19, 2018....over 22,000 posts !!! / over 24,000 likes on those posts !!!!.....besides Sgt Schultz (who knows nothing), does anybody know anything about what, if anything, happened ?

He has just created a thread here:

https://www.boytoy.com/forums/topic/30559-yassss-nick-cannon/

He seems fine. Just not interested in coming back and being banned here again while in the middle of organising a meet up.

[wklucas]

He has just created a thread here:

https://www.boytoy.com/forums/topic/30559-yassss-nick-cannon/

He seems fine. Just not interested in coming back and being banned here again while in the middle of organising a meet up.

 

 

ok, thx....glad to hear that "he seems fine"......I was never aware of any drama and/or spat of any kind that he had been involved with that had resulted in a "timeout" or similar somewhere along the way.....he posted a lot of gallery pics & in a PM once told me that he enjoyed providing entertainment here.....I always thought that some of his trips from bed to fridge & back to bed were rather weird but to each his own.

[Gadfly22]

"A red Miata?" <sigh> "Could you have been anymore gay"

A fuchsia Miata

[nynakedtop]

During the height of the @BOZO T CLOWN crisis, when madness was the rule of the day, JJ was instrumental in lending moral support and urging me to keep the stiff upper lip.

 

i miss him!