Police: Man pays prostitute with primate named Gooey

[geminibear]

You can't make this stuff up.

 

 

http://koin.com/2016/04/22/police-man-pays-prostitute-with-primate-named-gooey/

 

 

I do like the name Gooey.

[+ Keith30309]

Though, to be fair, he haggled her down from a chimpanzee.

[marylander1940]

You can't make this stuff up.

 

 

http://koin.com/2016/04/22/police-man-pays-prostitute-with-primate-named-gooey/

 

 

I do like the name Gooey.

 

Or we can say she bought the primate using "Nature's credit card"...

 

[whipped guy]

In all fairness to the client, the piece states that the funds that he used to pay the prostitute were destined to be a donation to the Girl Scouts. I would bet the farm that our fair lady of the evening was indeed a Troop Leader simply setting a good example fof all her little Girl Scout Daisies or at least that's what the client was led to believe. Plus, Gooey would certainly have made quite the impression on all those young impressionable and dainty Daisies...

[LADoug1]

Though, to be fair, he haggled her down from a chimpanzee.

LMAO!