How Important is the Cleanliness of an Escorts Home or Space?

[+ friendofsheila]

It's small, but I make the most of it.

 

Sounds like apartment life here in the Bay area generally!

[rvwnsd]

2 of the four walls in my living room have giant bookcases brimming with good lit, and and nearly every wall has either a surfing or climbing photo,

so I think that's what you mean

That's funny. I didn't notice any book cases or photos when I visited you. In fact, I don't recall any walls. I saw a ceiling and a floor, but no walls.

 

Guess I will have to pay better attention next time.

[rvwnsd]

When it comes to a clean house I have an obsession.....however sometimes I am not always organized. And one time I saw a client and he had kitty litter in his bed, he got up and some was stuck to his back!!!! Thats where I draw the line!!!!!

Speaking as a former cat owner, there is NO reason for kitty litter to make its way into the bed. It is very easy to buy non-tracking cat litter. Oh, there's also this newfangled invention called a "vacuum cleaner." Works wonders for the space around kitty's box.

[+ quoththeraven]

Speaking as a former cat owner, there is NO reason for kitty litter to make its way into the bed. It is very easy to buy non-tracking cat litter. Oh, there's also this newfangled invention called a "vacuum cleaner." Works wonders for the space around kitty's box.

 

As a current cat owner, I agree. Because of the way my apartment is laid out, the most logical location for the litter box is right outside my bedroom, but litter never gets tracked in there. There are times when it feels like she's mistaken the area around the litter box for a beach, but that's easily dealt with.

[LADoug1]

No animals running around during the fun please especially if they have shed all over the place. I've had this happen. Yuck.

[JDXXX]

Imagine waking up to a skunk literally. :rolleyes:. LOL.

 

Something funny to think about.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-AhWR73pYo

[marylander1940]

I would suggest for escorts and masseurs to invest in dimmers for their lights. Also a scented candle is nice. Hides all sorts of smells.

 

Imagine waking up to a skunk literally. :rolleyes:. LOL.

 

Something funny to think about.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-AhWR73pYo

 

Very funny! Wasn't it a little Frenchphobic... Just kidding!

 

I would just open the windows and use Febreze.

 

 

Candle light/smell are nice too!

 

http://bestanimations.com/HomeOffice/Lights/Candles/candle-animated-gif-1.gif

 

When it comes to a clean house I have an obsession.....however sometimes I am not always organized. And one time I saw a client and he had kitty litter in his bed, he got up and some was stuck to his back!!!! Thats where I draw the line!!!!!

 

That's nasty!

 

Have you ever been hired by a hoarder?

[rvwnsd]

Very funny! Wasn't it a little Frenchphobic... Just kidding!

 

I would just open the windows and use Febreze.

 

 

Candle light/smell are nice too!

 

http://bestanimations.com/HomeOffice/Lights/Candles/candle-animated-gif-1.gif

 

A little room scent can make a big difference.

[JDXXX]

A little room scent can make a big difference.

 

Sure does. Got that right. Deodorant or cologne isn't a bad idea either.

[JDXXX]

Very funny! Wasn't it a little Frenchphobic... Just kidding!

 

I would just open the windows and use Febreze.

 

 

Candle light/smell are nice too!

 

http://bestanimations.com/HomeOffice/Lights/Candles/candle-animated-gif-1.gif

 

 

 

That's nasty!

 

Have you ever been hired by a hoarder?

 

LOL. Was dying laughing when I saw this clip for the first time. Too hilarious, and over-the-top - somewhat campy, yes, but true in a way when you think of those who literally give a smell or vibe like a skunk. :eek:

[Lookin]

I do not judge in every case

I wait till we come face to face

 

If I am welcomed with a kiss

It’s fine his bathroom smells like piss

 

I’m good with laundry stacked in piles

If he shows dimples when he smiles

 

An escort who’s hung really well

Can rise above a nasty smell

 

If he’s as randy as a mink

Forget the dishes in the sink

 

If he pretends that he’s in lust

I’ll overlook a bit of dust

 

If he has got a bubble ass

I’ll put up with some streaky glass

 

And if his trunk is full of junk

I do not mind a little funk

 

I’ll never mind a messy bed

With both eyes rolled back in my head

 

If he is generous with his time

I’m quite alright with grease and grime

 

The garlic smell won’t make me heave

If he seems sad to see me leave

 

But should the guy be gross and mean

I’ll turn him in to Mr. Clean®

 

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[BgMstr4u]

You're selling an experience, guys. Your space is your stage set. If you are doing out calls, it's improv. But incalls are your chance to control what you offer. So, if the client is looking for the randy frat boy experience, by all means, leave the clothes in piles and don't touch the bathroom. Not my thing. Clean and tidy with enough of your real life in it to help me know who you are is perfect for me. Clean towels, clean sheets, no pets, no smoking. Just lovely you in a place that makes you look great and makes me feel good.