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Gar1eth Grand Master

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I took this quiz on Pink News.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/01/23/this-quiz-claims-to-be-able-to-tell-your-sexuality-based-on-images/

 

I guess this means #1. I have to apologize to @Mikegaite as well as all the other escorts I've hired over the years. I hired you under false pretenses. Who knew I wasn't actually having fun with y'all? I must be good at deceiving myself. #2. And this really hurts. But I guess I'm going to have to say good-bye to the Forum here-SOB-:(. I need to find a Forum of my own kind. I'm going to miss y'all!!!

 

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whipped guy Grand Master

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This was my result! Totally BIZARRE! I did a cut and paste my results.

 

You are a 0 on the Kinsey scale meaning that you are exclusively attracted to members of the opposite sex and have never had any sexual experiences or fantasies about the opposite gender. You prefer to stick solely with the opposite sex and are not likely to experience any bisexual or homosexual encounters in the future.

I attempted to retake the test and give different answers, but the page failed to load. Not worth the effort.

whipped guy Grand Master

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I finally was able to retake the test. I lied. It said that I was Bi. I wonder what it takes to be totally gay????

No way, no how, by no means am I straight. :) Some of those boobies were so big, how could you not notice them.

 

We believe you... with a name like jackjackjack how could you possibly be straight!?!?

quoththeraven Grand Master

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Me too. I think it's geared to assuming you're straight if you notice the women. But we're apt to notice central figures first before surrounding architectural details like windows, and other tricks were used to make the female figures stand out.

 

Besides, I'm a woman who noticed women in the images. That doesn't seem all that straight to me. Doesn't the viewer's gender matter?

Gar1eth Grand Master

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This was my result! Totally BIZARRE! I did a cut and paste my results.

 

You are a 0 on the Kinsey scale meaning that you are exclusively attracted to members of the opposite sex and have never had any sexual experiences or fantasies about the opposite gender. You prefer to stick solely with the opposite sex and are not likely to experience any bisexual or homosexual encounters in the future.

I attempted to retake the test and give different answers, but the page failed to load. Not worth the effort.

 

Same thing happened to me. Pegged me at 0.

 

No way, no how, by no means am I straight. :) Some of those boobies were so big, how could you not notice them.

 

Me too. I think it's geared to assuming you're straight if you notice the women. But we're apt to notice central figures first before surrounding architectural details like windows, and other tricks were used to make the female figures stand out.

 

Besides, I'm a woman who noticed women in the images. That doesn't seem all that straight to me. Doesn't the viewer's gender matter?

 

But now we can start our own Forum-Straight Guys Who Once Thought We Were Gay;)!!

 

We didn't change or anything. We were just mistaken. :eek:

 

Gman

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I finally was able to retake the test. I lied. It said that I was Bi. I wonder what it takes to be totally gay????

 

 

We believe you... with a name like jackjackjack how could you possibly be straight!?!?

Whipped, here's what it takes to be gay... instead of tapping your index finger to go to the next question, use the tip of your cock.

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Surprise, the test indicates I am also straight. I struggle with this unfair label all the time. The last actual date I went on, the guy asked me if I was bi. :(

 

According to one of the dating sites I was on a few years ago. I was most compatible with a divorced woman between the ages of 35 to 43 with 2 minor children.

 

I always notice Big breasted women, but do I want to bury my face in them ?

 

I also notice big breasted women often. Full disclosure I have on occasion been the participant of some "motor boating" but only after consuming lots of adult beverages. :oops:

jjkrkwood Grand Master

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Surprise, the test indicates I am also straight. I struggle with this unfair label all the time. The last actual date I went on, the guy asked me if I was bi. :(

 

According to one of the dating sites I was on a few years ago. I was most compatible with a divorced woman between the ages of 35 to 43 with 2 minor children.

 

 

 

I also notice big breasted women often. Full disclosure I have on occasion been the participant of some "motor boating" but only after consuming lots of adult beverages. :oops:

 

GB, since we are doing confessional here, I DO watch str8 porn, and really get off on guys (hot, hung guys) sucking on Big breast and eating out pussy. Not sure why, but their enthusiasm is a major turn-on....

rvwnsd Grand Master

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The quiz pegged me as being 100% straight, which is ridiculous. As QTR said, if you notice the women in the images first the quiz thinks you are straight. However, in most of the images it would be very difficult not to notice the women, unless you are completely blind.

whipped guy Grand Master

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Funny I thought the frog was a frog and I identified another pic as being ancient columns and still was pegged as totally straight! I saw no women in either!

 

At least my results didn't say that I was an archeologist who was into amphibian bestialty!

Gar1eth Grand Master

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Surprise, the test indicates I am also straight. I struggle with this unfair label all the time. The last actual date I went on, the guy asked me if I was bi. :(

 

According to one of the dating sites I was on a few years ago. I was most compatible with a divorced woman between the ages of 35 to 43 with 2 minor children.

Children are pretty important. I think we should consider all children as majors.

 

 

 

I also notice big breasted women often. Full disclosure I have on occasion been the participant of some "motor boating" but only after consuming lots of adult beverages. :oops:

 

What exactly is 'motor boating'' friend @geminibear? From the context I'm guessing it has nothing to do with racing yachts.

 

Gman

quoththeraven Grand Master

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Funny I thought the frog was a frog and I identified another pic as being ancient columns and still was pegged as totally straight! I saw no women in either!

 

At least my results didn't say that I was an archeologist who was into amphibian bestialty!

 

I think I found all five people who comprised the frog, but I also saw columns and not other stuff.

Gar1eth Grand Master

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Funny I thought the frog was a frog and I identified another pic as being ancient columns and still was pegged as totally straight! I saw no women in either!

I saw people or a frog. But not specifically any women. I also saw columns but not women. I saw women and not mountains/sand dunes.

 

I wonder why there were no pictures of bananas. After all sometimes a banana is just a banana.

 

 

Gman

TruHart1 Grand Master

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If you go to the test via the Pink News link Gman posted and read the comments, you'll see the majority of the people (Pink News is a UK LGBT website after all!) who took the tests are gay men AND women who get the same "you are straight as an arrow" results. As pointed out, there is no place to note your gender on the test and it seems skewed to straight men, thus gay or bi women taking the test are also told they are straight. A massive joke or waste of time? You decide! I myself could go for a nice big, thick banana right now!!! :rolleyes:

 

TruHart1 :cool:

whipped guy Grand Master

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I saw people or a frog. But not specifically any women. I also saw columns but not women. I saw women and not mountains/sand dunes.

 

I wonder why there were no pictures of bananas. After all sometimes a banana is just a banana.

 

 

Gman

Not to mention wieners! Speaking of which, what do you see here!

 

http://images.wisegeek.com/hot-dogs-isolated-on-white.jpg

 

Couldnt resist this:

 

http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/2015/08/10/774/n/1922398/351a11e09821587c_zefron-bbqOTMwph.xxxlarge/i/even-steals-limelight-from-Efron-hot-dog-weiner.gif

rvwnsd Grand Master

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Funny I thought the frog was a frog and I identified another pic as being ancient columns and still was pegged as totally straight! I saw no women in either! ...

 

Same here.

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