Movie Advice Please

[tanman4u]

I have a couple of long flight coming up so I'm downloading some inflight entertainment for my iPad. I seldom even watch movies (other than I did see both Magic Mikes). Do you have any suggestions a movie or two that :

Aren't porn (don't want to offend the FA's when they're bringing my Bloody Mary's)

But

Still have plenty of scantily clad good looking guys.

A decent plot would be great but hot scenery is most important

Thank you in advance for any suggestions

 

BTW

What do you think of Creed (the movie)?

[+ deej]

Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds in spandex. It has a lot of action, a love story, and lots of smart-ass humor. And Ryan Reynolds in spandex.

[Chuck50]

Risen some hot scantly clad Roman soldiers

[MrMiniver]

Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds in spandex. It has a lot of action, a love story, and lots of smart-ass humor. And Ryan Reynolds in spandex.

 

I saw it and I must have missed the spandex. The Deadpool outfit looks very heavy rubber and reveals nothing unlike spandex which would reveal a lot. It was one of my disappointments with the film. If you have someone with the physique of Ryan Reynolds why cover it up with such a thick suit?

[tanman4u]

Aargh, both are listed as pre order in the iStore. I'll check them out for the next trip. Any ideas for tomorrow?

[+ Truereview]

Since you are not that hung up on plot or great acting, I would recommend: 300 & 300 Rise of an Empire. Both are action packed & the men - Spartans- are yummy. Plus the-over-the-shoulder peeping toms will only think you are into action flicks. The other two sister movies is the 2010 version of clash of the Titans and wrath of the Titans (2012). All 4 should be be close to six hours of viewing. I would think all four are being offered at slashed prices!

 

Edit: just checked iTunes. The 2 movie package for clash & wrath is $20. 300 & 300 Rise is $30

[+ Funguy]

Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds in spandex. It has a lot of action, a love story, and lots of smart-ass humor. And Ryan Reynolds in spandex.

 

12 thumbs up! The opening credits are better than most movies.

As with all Marvel movies, you must sit thru ALL of the end credits as there is always a short scene!

[jackjackjack]

'Meet the Spartans'. Campy stupid movie with lots of hot men.

[MrMiniver]

Since you are not that hung up on plot or great acting, I would recommend: 300 & 300 Rise of an Empire. Both are action packed & the men - Spartans- are yummy. Plus the-over-the-shoulder peeping toms will only think you are into action flicks. The other two sister movies is the 2010 version of clash of the Titans and wrath of the Titans (2012). All 4 should be be close to six hours of viewing. I would think all four are being offered at slashed prices!

 

Edit: just checked iTunes. The 2 movie package for clash & wrath is $20. 300 & 300 Rise is $30

 

Just so you know, most of the abs and muscles are very CGI enhanced and the men look very roided. Not the like the hot young guys you see walking down the street in Chelsea.

[Rod Hagen]

Creed. Deadpool thinks it's edgy, but it's not. And Ryan Reynolds is a nothing actor.

[tanman4u]

Thank you all for the advice.

 

Creed. Deadpool thinks it's edgy, but it's not. And Ryan Reynolds is a nothing actor.

I had considered Creed and may download it for next week's trip(s).

 

'Meet the Spartans'. Campy stupid movie with lots of hot men.

I'm going for Meet the Spartans too. What could be a better way to spend a long flight than drinking mimosas and watching a campy stupid movie with lots of hot men. Oh yea, sitting next to a hot man would be better but I'll take the movie.

[jjkrkwood]

Mr TM4U, do you really think that popping a boner at 30,000 ft is such a good idea ????

[gallahadesquire]

If we're into Ryan Reynolds, Blade: Trinity had enough of him in little enough clothes to be of interest. His torture scene shows off his physique very well, indeed.

 

For just entertainment, FrozenI, Tangled, Beauty and the Beast (original Disney version) and the 1951 Alice in Wonderland are some of my favorites.

[gallahadesquire]

Mr TM4U, do you really think that popping a boner at 30,000 ft is such a good idea ????

 

The "back pressure" against blood flow to the penis is less with lower airpressure, and an erection should be easier to establish and maintain at higher altitude. Planes is only partially pressurized, the internal air pressure is equivalent to an altitude of 8,000 feet. [Except for the 787, which is at 6,000, I think.] Enjoy!

[jjkrkwood]

The "back pressure" against blood flow to the penis is less with lower airpressure, and an erection should be easier to establish and maintain at higher altitude. Planes is only partially pressurized, the internal air pressure is equivalent to an altitude of 8,000 feet. [Except for the 787, which is at 6,000, I think.] Enjoy!

 

 

 

Now at 65, WTF am I gonna do with all that NEW information ???? I am trying to DOWNSIZE and eliminate Brain clutter !

[+ friendofsheila]

Still have plenty of scantily clad good looking guys.

A decent plot would be great but hot scenery is most important

 

Movie-wise, people have already said what I would have, except for Derek Jarman's Sebastian (non-stop nudity there).

 

If you're open to TV stuff: There's the series with Charlie David that featured gay plots with buckets of skin called Dante's Cove.

 

And almost anything Reichen Lehmkuhl did had plenty of skin, as I recall.

[tanman4u]

Mr TM4U, do you really think that popping a boner at 30,000 ft is such a good idea ????

Oh at 60 I'm happy anytime I'm popping a boner........

[+ Funguy]

What about "Eddie the Eagle"?