Where do you go to have LOUD SEX?

[hiJinX]

When you want to have some "Wake the neighbors" loud sex...where do you do it if you don't want to *really* wake the neighbors?

Or have the hotel front desk called?

Or have the police called because someone thinks you are being killed?

You get my meaning.

Reading the recent review of Omar in Phoenix where the reviewer mentions "I must have been too loud because Omar put his hand over my mouth so his neighbor would not hear me. " got me thinking about this more than usual.

A rough tussle in the sack with some spontaneous unbridled vocal expression is high on my list of ways to spend a weekend.

How/Where can you balance that with a modicum of discretion or consideration for those around you.

 

Thinking back to those days I had an entire 4 floor brownstone to myself, with all the other apts vacant and no buildings adjacent for several months. Ah the fun....

 

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[Guest zipperzone]

Hey - try it outdoors (one of my favorite fetishes)

 

Like........ out on the desert

high on a mountain peak

on the beach with the surf pounding in

or a deserted shopping center parking lot at 3 a.m.

[Spida]

My Apartment whenever you want :-)

 

Hey Jinx, A friend of mine is a musician, he soundproofed a room in the basement just for this (probably for loud sex also his wife is hot!). As soon as I read this I thought of the futon in his basement! That is city livin though, you don't have too many secrets from your neighbors..

[Guest msclonly]

A padded cell room at the local asylum would work just as well in this case!

 

:+

[+ deej]

As many times as I've had to knock on my neighbors' door at 2:30am to ask them to turn down the damn home theater system, I'm inclined to open the windows and let 'er rip. }(

 

Seriously, tho, you probably wouldn't be bothering anyone at any bathhouse or some place like the San Vicente Inn in LA or any of the gay resorts in Palm Springs. You may get applause when you finally leave the room, but you probably won't be bothering anyone. :9

[Juan Vancouver]

I must agree...

If you like it loud, I assume that you are not the shyest.... A bath house is the perfect environment in which one can be as loud, exquisitely slutty and noticeably sexual as one wants.... and be ADMIRED for that!!!

 

If you want a more naughty advise.... I must share a very recent experience...

A dance floor in a gay bar, where the music is VERY loud, men are half naked and very very close, and lights are dim...

(All of them are shouting and screaming anyway celebrating life, right?)

 

oh, god, I cant believe that I actually told you that.... but... wait a minute, I didnt tell you anything at all, right?

 

 

Happy howling!

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Outdoors

 

I also vote for outdoors, which is easier than you might imagine. Even in a large, urban environment like Los Angeles, this is easily possible, partially because traffic is a perfect disguise.

 

Additionally, as Deej pointed out, there are always places like the San Vicente Inn or most other gay guesthouses which do not frown on such behavior (some do). I recall last fall, a client had me over for the night, invited several other escorts for an hour each and, during one break, after hearing very loud, clearly sexual noises coming from another two story room in the back area, invited the guest in that room to join us. Some did.

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[Rick Munroe]

>I'm inclined to open the windows and let 'er rip.

 

Lactose intolerant? :+

[Rick Munroe]

>A dance floor in a gay bar, where the music is VERY loud, men

>are half naked and very very close, and lights are dim...

 

Hot! I did that in Montreal 2 years ago with a very hot French/Greek guy who just happened to have a condom and a little packet of Eros with him. ;-) We did it right on the dance floor and it was probably one of the hottest things I've ever done (or, had done to me). What made it even hotter was the fact that I was making out with Derek while he was behind me... :9

[+ deej]

I have no idea what this means.

 

Sorry.

[AaronScottDC]

>I have no idea what this means.

>

>Sorry.

 

From your statement "I'm inclined to open the windows and let 'er rip.", Rick was insinuating that you were farting. Hence, his reply: "Lactose intolerant?"

 

Gee, do I have to explain all of the jokes around here? :-)

 

Aaron Scott DC

http://www.erados.com/AaronScottDC

http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/aaronscottdc.html

[+ deej]

>From your statement "I'm inclined to open the windows and let

>'er rip.", Rick was insinuating that you were farting. Hence,

>his reply: "Lactose intolerant?"

 

Oh, OK. I still don't get it. <shrug>

[hiJinX]

Fart humor.

Lactose intolerant...."let er rip"...farting

[Barry]

>and a little packet of Eros with him. ;-) We did it right on the

>dance floor

 

So that's why Unity's floors are always so slippery. }(

 

Barry

[+ deej]

OK, so I take it lactose intolerance causes flatulence.

 

I've had several friends over the years who were lactose intolerant and never noticed. <shrug>

[Steven_Draker]

>A dance floor in a gay bar, where the music is VERY loud, men

>are half naked and very very close, and lights are dim...

>(All of them are shouting and screaming anyway celebrating

>life, right?)

 

Even better: on a FOAM PARTY in the middle of the dance floor with all the foam around you ...

[Paul Revere]

>OK, so I take it lactose intolerance causes flatulence.

>

>I've had several friends over the years who were lactose

>intolerant and never noticed. <shrug>

>

I thought Rick said Lacoste intollerant, and it had something to do with those alligator shirts.

[Rick Munroe]

>I thought Rick said Lacoste intollerant, and it had something

>to do with those alligator shirts.

 

No, silly, that's called Izod-allergic.