To the Escorts: What are your red flags?

[+ glennnn]

Do the French just call it kissing?

 

Somehow, "American Kissing" doesn't excite me. How about you?

[geminibear]

GeminiBear, Christmas is approaching, and it will be oh so bright in [insert exotic international destination] where we are vacationing. I could really use a pair of new sunglasses, specifically the DG2027B sunglasses by Dolce & Gabana. I know the $383,000 price tag might be a little steep, but I'm worth it, and I will start a GoFundMe to help defray the cost.

 

Always the consummate professional Mike. Your willingness to go that extra mile and help defray the costs on our lavish Christmas extravaganza. I am constantly amazed at your inner beauty and selflessness. You are worth it. I am confident St. Nick will stuff your stocking with the desired sunglasses and other holiday treats. Tis the season for giving and giving and giving and giving.

[geminibear]

Somehow, "American Kissing" doesn't excite me. How about you?

Any kissing excites me.