Great fantasy fucks from history

[+ deej]

Going WAY back, from TV's FLIPPER, I always had a thing for the older brother. When he took his shirt off, which was often, things happened to me I didn't understand yet. :9

 

Shawn Cassidy was cute, but during the Hardy Boys it was Parker Stevenson (yeah, Kirstie's ex) I was watching.

 

My big ole teen-hardthrob, tho, was Andy Gibb. R.I.P.

 

There were so many others ... Richard Hatch & Dirk Benedict from Battlestar Galactica. Robert Conrad from Wild, Wild, West. Burt Ward (Robin) from Batman.

 

One of my favorite movies to this day is CLASH OF THE TITANS. Harry Hamlin in a toga. Yum.

 

So many fantasies, so little time... :7

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Young Canadians With Bad Hair

 

>1980s: Lee H. Montgomery (you do the research :+ )

 

Tend to do nothing for me. But I could picture fucking Tony Dow for hours.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Did Someone Say Astro Glide?l

 

>Fantasy Fucks from TV History

>

>Robert Conrad (James West) wore the tighest pants and would regularly be shirtless,

 

I would suspect the producers or the art director knew what they were doing in those instances ...

 

>most of the time tied up in some situation by the bad guys.

>What a jack off fantasy he was.

 

... as well as theses.

 

I also agree that Apollo (Richard Hatch - not the fat guy from Survivor) and Dirk Benedict (sans cigars, though) would both be good bets, as would the two actors from the tv version of Planet of the Apes, Jan Michael Vincent, and Jon Erik Hexum.

 

http://members.fortunecity.com/mattdamon/vincent21.jpg

 

http://members.aol.com/writrbear/jeharmsX.jpg

[Guest gentle guy]

>Going WAY back, from TV's FLIPPER, I always had a thing for

>the older brother. When he took his shirt off, which was

>often, things happened to me I didn't understand yet. :9

 

 

Luke Halpin. Those same things happened to me back then, too!

[Guest gentle guy]

Young Canadians with great bodies

 

Be nice, Franco. It was the 80s. Bad hair was "in." ;-)

 

Tony Dow was the king of bubble butts, but Lee was made for body contact. Frottage, anyone?

[Guest gentle guy]

Handsome Norwegian Americans

 

Jon-Erik Hexum, may he rest in peace, was my biggest celebrity crush of all time. Thanks for the pic, Franco.

[Bilbo]

Hamilton was a "love child" from the tropical beaches. Or, as my high school history teacher pointed out, "the bastard from the Virgin Islands."

[ted]

Funny thing, it was dad, Porter Ricks, Brian ?(oh how quickly we forget), that pushed me over the edge. But really, Clint Walker, Cheyenne was my first real jack off inspiration, not that I needed much inspiration in those days. Robert COnrad as metntioned above was also an object of lust, going back to Hawaiian Eye, and don't forget Van Williams on Surside Six. Seems like all the Warner Bros shows back then had a hottie somewhere in the cast.

[CT Dick]

Gringo, you are very sweet.

 

Dick

[AdamSmith]

>what was that kids name from HR Puffenstuff ? (yeah don't

>tell those Krofft boys wheren't into some weird shit)

 

Jack Wild.

 

Calls to mind that even weirder Krofft concoction, "Lidsville," the Land of Living Hats. The kid star was Butch Patrick, who several years earlier played Eddie on "The Munsters." But the real star was Charles Nelson Reilly as Lidsville's evil mayor Horatio J. Hoodoo -- one of the most outrageously camp turns on children's TV until Pee Wee Herman.

[Bilbo]

Talk about children's camp! How about Cyril Richard as Captain Hook? Yeah, how about Cyrill Richard - love to hear him whisper sweet nothings in that accent of his! And have we mentioned Roddy? And does the sidekick in Van Helsing remind anyone else of him? I bet that either one of them could make out, like bandits! And for sheer warmth and personality, and accent, etc., has anyone mentioned Robert Preston? I think that one major reason I like The Last Starfighter is a crush on him.

[AdamSmith]

>Talk about children's camp! How about Cyril Richard as

>Captain Hook? Yeah, how about Cyrill Richard - love to hear

>him whisper sweet nothings in that accent of his! And have we

>mentioned Roddy? And does the sidekick in Van Helsing remind

>anyone else of him? I bet that either one of them could make

>out, like bandits! And for sheer warmth and personality, and

>accent, etc., has anyone mentioned Robert Preston? I think

>that one major reason I like The Last Starfighter is a crush

>on him.

 

Every one of your nominations hits the mark. You're getting us into dangerous territory -- making us imagine ourselves in place of the child "victims," listening to your inventory of alluring seductresses.

[AdamSmith]

Sage yet raffish

 

>Hamilton was a "love child" from the tropical beaches. Or, as

>my high school history teacher pointed out, "the bastard from

>the Virgin Islands."

 

The portrait of Hamilton on the previous version of the $10 bill (before it was re-engraved) perfectly captured what one critic called the "sage, yet raffish" quality of the gentleman. Three cheers for his being remembered here. Him, then John Quincy Adams, would be my 2 choices from that era. Franklin, as noted, would be fine too.

[AdamSmith]

RE: Sage yet raffish

 

> Him,

>then John Quincy Adams,

 

Sorry. "He, then John Quincy..."

[Bilbo]

Not really, IMHO. It's just that I find that a lot of the things which turned me on as a child are still turning me on today. (Well, I do helm a children's theater, so maybe I am a bit beside the norm there. Though I really don't think so. As the twig is bent ....) So let's put ourselves into the position of another adult who sees that adult's effect on children and thinks of it as one more reason to legally bed him. }(

[Bilbo]

RE: Sage yet raffish

 

Eats, Shoots and Leaves.