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Guest tango

Guest tango

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This topic is meant to be a

continuation of an idea that emerged

during another Board discussion of that

perenially enjoyable subject, fantasy

fucks.

 

I've always wondered whom would people

choose to do what with/to if they

were granted the magical ability to

choose from...

 

ANY

MAN

WHO

EVER

LIVED....

 

Wally Cleaver, from the 50s "Beaver"

show seems to have the most votes

so far. (But nobody's yet said

what they'd like to do with/to him.)

 

Who are your impossible desires?

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jackhammer91406 Experienced

jackhammer91406

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Retro Fucks

 

Looking over reruns on TV Land and the other nostalgia channels, I would have fucked any of the following guys:

 

Donna Reed's son

 

ANY of the Dukes of Hazzard

Starsky

Ron Ely

The two oldest sons on My Three Sons

Jimmy on The Mickey Mouse Club (original)

Beaver's brother

Apollo From Battlestar Gallactica

Clint Walker

Robert Conrad

 

 

 

From Films:

 

Montgomery Clift

James Dean

Burt Lancaster

John Derek

Tony Curtis

 

 

And would have loved to get a blow job from Joe E. Brown. With a mouth that size, even 'lil jack would have a BIG GRIN

Guest tango

Guest tango

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RE: Retro Fucks

 

Dear Jackhammer, your post has just

reminded me of the nerdy-twink charm

of Superman's sidekick on the old

TV show: the scattered

Jimmy Olsen. Obviously, a bottom boy.

I can hear him now, moaning, "Oh,

Superman...!"

 

By the way, Donna Reed's son was

played by Paul Petersen and there

seems to be a consensus that he'd be

worth making coffee for.

Guest Gringo

Guest Gringo

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His lover, Adfeistea, was not know to fancy three-somes. But then, he never had a chance to meet you!! :+

Guest gentle guy

Guest gentle guy

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1950s: Sal Mineo

1960s: Tony Dow (Wally Cleaver, who had the world's best butt until Alec Powers came along)

1970s: Desi Arnaz, Jr.

1980s: Lee H. Montgomery (you do the research :+ )

Bilbo Enthusiast

Bilbo

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First, do you think there's any chance that this new movie about to come out will say anything about the love between Achilles and Patrocles? Maverick and I don't think that Brad Pitt would let that happen, but one can dream of fairness.

 

And one of our country's founding fathers was famous as a sensualist. And so good at it that this suprememly witty man was well beloved by the French. He was well known as a womanizer, but if he was actually bisexual and if I could catch him sometime before he got the gout in that foot, I would love to have a roll in the hay with Benjamin Franklin.

Guest tango

Guest tango

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Considering his impact on homosexual desire

at the midcentury point, what's become of

Tony Dow (aka Beaver's brother)? Any

photobiography appreciated.

KY_TOP Collaborator

KY_TOP

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When it comes to Fantasy Fucks from TV History there is one that stands out in my mind.

 

Robert Conrad (James West) on the old Wild Wild West TV Show. He wore the tighest pants and would regularly be shirtless, most of the time tied up in some situation by the bad guys. What a jack off fantasy he was. :p

Trixie Community Regular

Trixie

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When Genghis Khan invaded the City of Bukhara, he had the city's nobility, major merchants and clergy assembled in the great mosque. There he mounted the podium reserved for readings from the Koran and announced to them: "I am God's punishment for your sins." He then packed the lot of them off into slavery and razed Bukhara to the ground. With the exception of the Kalon minaret, no doubt because it reminded him of his bad mongolian self.

 

I can only surmise that, with a sense of humour like that, Le Khan really must've known how to show a girl a good time!

 

La Trix

Guest showme43

Guest showme43

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what was that kids name from HR Puffenstuff ? (yeah don't tell those Krofft boys wheren't into some weird shit)

VaHawk Enthusiast

VaHawk

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My first choice would be the Marquis de Lafayette! Such a not so "closet case", handsome, petite and HOT! looking man. What old TV Land show guys have to do with history, I have to admit, is mystifying given the very preface of your thread.

 

My second choice would be Alexander Hamilton, "that guy on the $10 bill". From what I've read of history, he definitely "swung both ways"! :7

Guest gentle guy

Guest gentle guy

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Somebody is watching TVLand

 

You mean Jack Wild, who also played the Artful Dodger in Oliver?

Guest gentle guy

Guest gentle guy

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>the Marquis de Lafayette

>Alexander Hamilton

 

Good choices!

 

(And to folks under 21, TVLand IS history, lol.)

bostonman Grand Master

bostonman

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RE: Somebody is watching TVLand

 

Ah yes, Jack Wild...

 

And how about Johnny Whittaker? I think had a crush on him as a kid, years before I really understood what "gay" was...:-)

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