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I still have her most excellent book about chocolate (also from the 1980s and with illustrations similar to the birthday card) in which she discusses carob. She says something along the lines of:

Carob is said to be suitable to substitute for chocolate, it has similar characteristics, texture and colour. Similar arguments can be made for dirt.

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Whatever you do, stay fashionable but above all, wear sensible shoes!

 

Oh sweetie, thanks for the advice. But perhaps you are a bit confused regarding the shoes. This is Everest, not Sex in The City. I am happy to report that both JD and I made it back alive. It was treacherous, indeed. Even more so given the fact that we chose to climb at 10:10 wearing fashionable 3D glasses. But I knew at every step of the way, I had the love and support of all of you.

 

And with a potential spoiler alert, if you haven't seen the film, who really needs Keira Knightley sobbing into the phone for her loved one, when you know that if you simply return from the heights, AJ Irons and Tristan Baldwin beckon in your pool, cocks-a-throbbing, wishing you well, and Oliver and Epigonos stand smiling as they greet you at the door, margarita in hand? And sweet Dane Scott is in your kitchen, baking you a birthday cake, while the class act Mr. Daniels raises a glass to make a toast. What a fine community we are. Keira, you ain't got nothin on us, bitch. :eek:

 

On a more serious note, as sad as the whole Rentboy thing is, it is not at the level of disaster that Everest was. We've all survived, and actually it has been quite moving to me since the day this started that a community of people branded a "global criminal enterprise" has been anything but. DHS will never get it, but I think one memory I'll take away from this particular birthday is that I am part of a community I am actually quite proud of, even if government bureaucrats don't have a clue that we are mere mortals, and decent human beings. You are actually a swell group off guys, and gals, and I am impressed with the way we've all been trying to support each other.

 

Thanks to all of you.

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Happy Birthday to both of you! It's always fun to run into someone with the same birthdate, and how cool that it would be another escort on the forum! Best wishes, and I think it would be fair to take this as an official "cheat" day and have a big ol' slab of cake.

 

Happy birthday, guys! It's my late sister's birthday too. I usually spent this day with her in the past. Something tells me I would have more fun spending it with the two of you!

 

Happy birthday to both of you. Here's to your birthday celebrations being fun and memorable. Hope you guys are able to spend it with family and special friends. Cheers!

 

Happy birthday guys! Cheers to a happy and healthy!

 

To an awe-inspiring new year of life, guys! (And JD, I'm looking forward to taking over the TownHouse with you soon.)

 

You guys are FANTAASTIC!! Spending my birthday weekend with, Steven has been amazing, and looking forward to spending many more birthdays together in the future.

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Did someone have a birthday? I thought we had stopped counting.:p

Happy!

 

Happy Birthday, boys! Many happy returns!

 

ROTFLMAO! I think I'd heard a rumor about you and JD climbing to "new heights" but I had no idea you two had set your sights on Everest! :eek:

 

Whatever you do, stay fashionable but above all, wear sensible shoes! ;););)

 

TruHart1 :cool:

 

Happy birthday to both of you! Or, as a birthday card I once gave (or received, I no longer remember) put it - with appropriate illustrations - "hippo birdies two ewes."

 

That sounds like a Sandra Boynton card!

 

*Googles*

 

Yup! http://www.sandraboynton.com/sboynton/hippobirdiecards.html

 

Yup, that's it -- the first one, at least, although I'm pretty sure I saw it sometime in the 80s.

 

 

 

*waves* You're welcome, and thanks!

 

I still have her most excellent book about chocolate (also from the 1980s and with illustrations similar to the birthday card) in which she discusses carob. She says something along the lines of:

Carob is said to be suitable to substitute for chocolate, it has similar characteristics, texture and colour. Similar arguments can be made for dirt.

 

My sincere Thank You's for all the love and support on our birthday's as me and Steven's adventure seeing "Everest" was mind-blowing. Go see it as you guys will love it. Plus, it's in 3-D format. However, what was 3 times intense seeing the movie in 3-D, but we saw it at an IMAX theatre. Cant get no better than that right?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BOTH OF YOU. I AM SURE THAT PS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS :D

 

Hey Diverdan,

 

My sincere apologies as I forgot to give you too a special Thanks for wishing me and Steven a "Happy Birthday".

PS was in shambles after me and Steven came as wracked everything up in sight.;);). Seriously were some bad ass bitches on our birthdays and looking forward to more bad ass action with Steven next year. :D:p.

 

Hugs and to many Thank You's, Diverdan. :cool:

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Sweetie, where did you get the nipple in your avatar? Can I take care of it for you while you are adventuring in France?

 

Bon voyage, mon ami.

It belongs to Vin Marco:p - unfortunately not mine.:( Perhaps we could get him to bring it (and the other one) to Palm Springs next Spring!:)

And Bon Jour, monsieur. Thanks for the well wishes.

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Happy birthday to the two of you handsome young gentlemen....is it the 27th birthday for JD and 28th for Steven? Both looking as sharp as ever, that's for sure. Would have loved to dip out there, but was on a west coast tour from heck and was about 5-6 hours away or I woulda have dropped in...trying to work this little ass off to make up for 3 months off with the injury.

 

Owe you boys a COCKtail next time we meet up!

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Happy birthday to the two of you handsome young gentlemen....is it the 27th birthday for JD and 28th for Steven

 

Yeah, and fuck you too, Tristan. You're NOT supposed to give my real age away. :oops:

 

And since we're spilling the beans, here goes. Yes, that god damn thing in between his legs is really erect ALL the time. I don't know how he does it. But it's bullshit if you hear it's 11 inches long. I measured it. It's 10.75. :p

 

Glad you are better, stay hard, stay wise, and thanks for the wishes.

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Yeah, etc...You're NOT supposed to give my real age away. :oops:

 

And since we're spilling the beans, here goes. Yes, that god damn thing in between his legs is really erect ALL the time. I don't know how he does it. But it's bullshit if you hear it's 11 inches long. I measured it. It's 10.75. :p

 

Glad you are better, stay hard, stay wise, and thanks for the wishes.

Ah, so he exaggerates! I guess I can forgive him just this once.

 

In matter of fact it may be only(!:eek:) 10.75" but speaking from personal experience, I find JD a consummate cocksman in every sense of the word: always taking the time to make sure I am completely open and ready for our "interactive experiences!";) I've cum to believe JD's skills in this arena are what makes the experience so much more than a mere matter of measurement! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

 

TruHart1 :cool:

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In matter of fact it may be only(!:eek:) 10.75" but speaking from personal experience, I find JD a consummate cocksman in every sense of the word: always taking the time to make sure I am completely open and ready for our "interactive experiences!

 

Um, sweetie, how do I put this delicately? :oops:

 

If you go back and check, you'll note that the post I was responding to was written by Tristan Baldwin, not JD. It was Tristan, not JD, that disclosed my real age, or at last the age he apparently thinks I am when he is his typical drunken horny self, waving his endlessly erect cock around.

 

It was, therefore, Tristan's cock I was referring to when I said it was truly not 11" long, and was in fact a mere 10.75." I'm not sure why anybody would just assume I know anything about JD's cock, anyway. JD's got a big fucking mouth, to be sure, but other than that, I just try to be nice and not make judgments.

 

Now, given that you are one of the kindler and gentler members of this forum, not to mention Mister Congeniality himself, I'm sure any assumption that I was referring to JD because you correlate cock size to race was subconscious. I myself admit I was shocked the first time that Tristan whipped it out at Oliver's pool party. Truthfully, I damn near fainted. I did my very best Diamond and Silk impersonation, and insisted, "Don't you even think about putting that white cock in my black pussy."

 

 

Tristan, being the young wildcat that he is, responded as sleekly as a lynx.

 

 

For the record, I feel that I must point out that Tristan's cock is white in appearance, and while he is apparently a mixed race mutt, JD's looks more or less black. They are apparently about the same size, although I can't be entirely certain of that, since I've not had them both inside me - at least not at the same time. :eek: And even if I had, or did, I wasn't paid to do so, so any of you sorry ass motherfuckers that are thinking I'm all "prostitute" better just shut the fuck up right now.

 

I'm sorry, did I digress?

 

Mostly, I just wanted to politely clear up any misunderstandings, and thank you again for your most congenial wishes. My best to you, too, Sir.

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And really, TruHart, just to reassure you even more these kinds of mistakes are totally understandable, and they mean nothing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6P3Azm0ZRs

HA! I do take your meaning but no racial profiling was intended in this case. JD happens to have an endowment in the range of 10.75" to 11" you mentioned, even though he is also a bit of (in your words!) "a mutt" himself! Mr. B, being of a certain ancestry, might be said to be blest with a very nice (as Gman says) tallywacker! I'm sure you were not profiling Polish Americans as being known for their spicy thick sausages!!! :rolleyes: LOL! Having also experienced Tristan's impressive "charms," I am well aware of his outstanding physical accoutrement! ;););) Both JD and Tristan are impressive! :)

 

TruHart1 :cool:

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I'm sure you were not profiling Polish Americans as being known for their spicy thick sausages!!!

 

Actually, I was. My Mom is Polish ancestry. I don't know what the fuck happened to me when I was in the womb. But I'm sure not the man Tristan is.

 

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5230

 

http://www.targetmap.com/ThumbnailsReports/5230_THUMB_IPAD.jpg

 

According to this map, the average Polish man's size is 5.6." Obviously, Mr. Baldwin got some of my share.

 

Life is just so fucking unfair!!!!

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Oh sweetie, thanks for the advice. But perhaps you are a bit confused regarding the shoes. This is Everest, not Sex in The City. I am happy to report that both JD and I made it back alive. It was treacherous, indeed. Even more so given the fact that we chose to climb at 10:10 wearing fashionable 3D glasses. But I knew at every step of the way, I had the love and support of all of you.

 

And with a potential spoiler alert, if you haven't seen the film, who really needs Keira Knightley sobbing into the phone for her loved one, when you know that if you simply return from the heights, AJ Irons and Tristan Baldwin beckon in your pool, cocks-a-throbbing, wishing you well, and Oliver and Epigonos stand smiling as they greet you at the door, margarita in hand? And sweet Dane Scott is in your kitchen, baking you a birthday cake, while the class act Mr. Daniels raises a glass to make a toast. What a fine community we are. Keira, you ain't got nothin on us, bitch. :eek:

 

On a more serious note, as sad as the whole Rentboy thing is, it is not at the level of disaster that Everest was. We've all survived, and actually it has been quite moving to me since the day this started that a community of people branded a "global criminal enterprise" has been anything but. DHS will never get it, but I think one memory I'll take away from this particular birthday is that I am part of a community I am actually quite proud of, even if government bureaucrats don't have a clue that we are mere mortals, and decent human beings. You are actually a swell group off guys, and gals, and I am impressed with the way we've all been trying to support each other.

 

Thanks to all of you.

 

 

Would have been cool, Steven if all the people you've mentioned in this post were with us to experience on the climb in Mt. Everest. I think AJ and Tristian would have loved joining in on the fun the most knowing they both love should we say - a good "challenge" here and there. ;). What lovely way to celebrate a birthday is to have a party on top or a dangerous, chilling to your bones mountain eating frozen cake in shivering in bone chilling zero degree weather. Can't get any better than that right? :p.

 

I would have loved for our friends from DHS to come, and see how we gay studs can throw one hell of party in treacherous but yet dangerous weather to show them were moving on despite of what they did to our fellow friends at Rentboy, and how we don't let ill-mannered tragedy such as shutting down Rentboy, and it's employees affect our everyday lives as were fighters, and not followers giving into they're game in any way possible.

 

We gotta stick together, and support one another during this trying time by fighting for what's right - for justice and equality in one's freedom.

 

I'd say we make a toast to our friends at Rentboy that they come out of this mess with dignity, and perseverance to new and better beginnings in the near future as they succeed to overcome this obstacle. To not be bitter, but still humble in knowing they all will come out of this winners in one form or another.

 

Here's to our birthday's, Steven, and to our dear friends at Rentboy as we will not forget them nor they're courage to keep fighting as well as we are for the cause in bringing forth equal justice for freedom, and humanity for all. :D.

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I'd say we make a toast to our friends at Rentboy that they come out of this mess with dignity, and perseverance to new and better beginnings in the near future as they succeed to overcome this obstacle. To not be bitter, but still humble in knowing they all will come out of this winners in form or another.

 

Very well said, JD.

 

A toast to our friends at Rentboy!

 

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