kissing and rimming

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Mmm...stubble....

[AdamSmith]

Mmm...stubble....

Everywhere!

[+ Truereview]

Everywhere!

I'd give anything to know what are the thoughts crossing the rimmer 's. mind...

 

" kiss or lick it first?"

" should I, Daddy?"

" schmize"

" lord, what's that smell?!"

[Moondance]

Mmm...stubble....

 

Everywhere!

 

They're both wolves, by the way. The Wolf making eye contact with you, wondering if you are jealous, is Tyler. The Wolfe about to be orally ravaged (or so we assume) is Kurtis.

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They're both wolves, by the way. The Wolf making eye contact with you, wondering if you are jealous, is Tyler. The Wolfe about to be orally ravaged (or so we assume) is Kurtis.

MoonD...wow, your ass recognizance skills are enviable!

[Moondance]

MoonD...wow, your ass recognizance skills are enviable!

 

I got the new Ass ID app for my iPhone.

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Is that the "Culo Radar" app? If you activate the location services on it, it provides you with willing rimmers and rimmees in your neighborhood. It also has a partnership with grub hub...their rim and snack coupon is a real deal!

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f9sOQQApAQU/UxyzDeuiqXI/AAAAAAAAB_I/HBUnTZs-8Ms/s1600/MVC-015S.JPG

 

...or with Trim!

A three-way rimming session (see Rimjob), usually between men in a triangle formation, bringing intense pleasure to all.

Well seeing as there are three of us, why don't we just go for a trim?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trim&defid=1172892

 

Damn you, Smith. I did a spit take when I saw this and had to clean my tablet's screen.

 

(No, not that kind of spit take, pervs.)

[AdamSmith]

Damn you, Smith. I did a spit take when I saw this and had to clean my table's screen.

Now you've made my day twice today.

 

...Still snortling over your Ea-nasir.

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Damn it, that's supposed to be tablet's, not table's.

 

Autocorrect thinks damn is supposed to be Damon. /o\

 

I like snortling, though. A portmanteau word, I presume?

 

(Autocorrect knows portmanteau. I give up.)

[AdamSmith]

I like snortling, though. A portmanteau word, I presume?

Apparently. The Usage Notes given by wiktionary (below) were however novel to me.

 

Etymology

Blend of snort +‎ chortle

 

Verb

snortle ‎(third-person singular simple present snortles, present participle snortling, simple past and past participle snortled)

1. (slang) A hearty laugh that is punctuated by a snort on the inhale.
   Brooke looked quite elegant in her gown until she snortled and champagne came out of her nose.
   

Usage notes

Although used sparingly in literature, it has become part of the lexicon of chat room descriptors that are used to describe physical actions to the person they are communicating with. The most common form is by a female to describe a personal reaction of extreme laughter to the point of embarrassment.

 

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/snortle#English

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Apparently. The Usage Notes given by wiktionary (below) were however novel to me.

 

Etymology

Blend of snort +‎ chortle

 

Verb

snortle ‎(third-person singular simple present snortles, present participle snortling, simple past and past participle snortled)

1. (slang) A hearty laugh that is punctuated by a snort on the inhale.
   Brooke looked quite elegant in her gown until she snortled and champagne came out of her nose.
   

Usage notes

Although used sparingly in literature, it has become part of the lexicon of chat room descriptors that are used to describe physical actions to the person they are communicating with. The most common form is by a female to describe a personal reaction of extreme laughter to the point of embarrassment.

 

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/snortle#English

to the best of my knowledge, Lewis Carroll first coined the word in Jabberwocky. "Oh frabjous day! Callooh, Callay! He snortled in his joy".

[Moondance]

Good morning, Sunshine

The earth says, "Hello"

You twinkle above me

I twinkle below

 

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Good morning, Sunshine

The earth says, "Hello"

You twinkle above me

I twinkle below

This lovely musing above makes me wonder, what's is the best way to start a rimming session?

1. A little peck?
   
2. A wide tongue stroke?
   
3. A little tongue tip litmus test?
   
4. A French kiss?
   
5. A bit of spit to moisten things up?
   

Inquiring minds want to know. Thirsty for knowledge, - TR

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to the best of my knowledge, Lewis Carroll first coined the word in Jabberwocky. "Oh frabjous day! Callooh, Callay! He snortled in his joy".

 

Shit. How did I not remember that? I thought I knew "Jabberwocky" backwards and forwards. Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass is one of my longtime favorite books, and is (I believe) the origin of the word "portmanteau."

 

Thanks for reminding me! Maybe a reread is overdue.