Real masculine Men. Locally Sourced. Privately Reviewed

[rvwnsd]

The following ad is running on Backpage in San Diego today:

 

http://sandiego.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/real-masculine-men-straight-bisexual-married-gay/20098925

 

Apparently, for a fee you can apply to be part of a group of "Legitimate Guys Getting It On (Usually Once A Month) For A Night Of Anonymous, Masculine, Man-On-Man Fun. We Will Be Hosting All Of Our Events In A Centralized Hotel Room For An Easy Meeting Point That Is Both Private And Discreet."

[+ FreshFluff]

Locally sourced? So I can choose from a list of organic farms and have my masc men picked fresh from the vine?

[AdamSmith]

With apologies...

 

Whore Foods

Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.

 

We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whore+Foods

[+ Gar1eth]

Locally sourced? So I can choose from a list of organic farms and have my masc men picked fresh from the vine?

 

 

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/ozwikia/images/e/eb/Book-8-400000003953.png/revision/latest/thumbnail-down/width/660/height/660?cb=20120908165028

 

 

Ozga the rose princess in L. Frank Baum's Tik Tok of Oz was plucked from a bush.

 

Gman

[Samfoslom]

farm to fuck

[rvwnsd]

Locally sourced? So I can choose from a list of organic farms and have my masc men picked fresh from the vine?

 

farm to fuck

 

Yes. And you have your choice of zucchini, cucumber, carrot, or melon.

[AdamSmith]

...mandrake root?

[RyanDean]

A new twist on "nose to tail eating" I'm sure...

[AdamSmith]

AND the squeal.

[Guest Starbuck]

... you have your choice of zucchini, cucumber, carrot, or melon(s).

 

Fresh from the field...

 

http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23337/d6dd35233363604.jpg

[whipped guy]

Fresh from the field...

 

http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23337/d6dd35233363604.jpg

I was never a fan of melons, but when locally grown and "fresh from the field" I usually make an exception and go for it.