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I am always confused about the being lucky thing when something terrible just happened.

 

"Wow you are so lucky that you didnt die but were only just strangled, severely traumatized and and forced to kill a man on your kitchen floor."

"Yeah, another one off the Kick the Bucket List, I couldn't have been luckier if I won the lottery by pulling winning numbers out of Tristan Baldwin's ass"

 

Speaking of Tristan Baldwin's ass, now that was one lucky fucker when the ass genes were being given out. He was first on the bulbous and firmly packed line,

I got on the flabby and jiggly line thinking that sounded like a fun ass. Very very wrong.

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I am always confused about the being lucky thing when something terrible just happened.

 

"Wow you are so lucky that you didnt die but were only just strangled, severely traumatized and and forced to kill a man on your kitchen floor."

"Yeah, another one off the Kick the Bucket List, I couldn't have been luckier if I won the lottery by pulling winning numbers out of Tristan Baldwin's ass"

 

Speaking of Tristan Baldwin's ass, now that was one lucky fucker when the ass genes were being given out. He was first on the bulbous and firmly packed line,

I got on the flabby and jiggly line thinking that sounded like a fun ass. Very very wrong.

 

 

Speaking of Tristan's ass, Purple...once I'm a healed puppy, we'll have to see about having an expert like you, re-analyze it to make sure it's fit for duty again.

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Speaking of Tristan's ass, Purple...once I'm a healed puppy, we'll have to see about having an expert like you, re-analyze it to make sure it's fit for duty again.

 

 

I always wanted that inspection duty. But you weren't versatile. :(

 

Gman

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Speaking of Tristan's ass, Purple...once I'm a healed puppy, we'll have to see about having an expert like you, re-analyze it to make sure it's fit for duty again.

You know I can give you a note to return to work but first you would need to pass a pretty vigorous examination. Let me know and we can set up a date.

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