I'm suing BVB

[TruHart1]

And specially for WG...

 

Mi piace! MI PIACE! Sto ridendo a crepapelle! = I like! I LIKE! LOL!

 

Well, WG, even though you may be laughing, you've had a long and eventful weekend so I do think you may actually need a rest!!! (Perhaps a whole [hole?!!] rest, though, instead of a quarter rest?!!):D:D

 

TruHart1

[whipped guy]

For the record BVB and I have come to an out of court settlement, the details if which I am not at liberty to divulge. This is further evidenced by the fact that he has changed his avatar to depict the Greek isle of Mykonos. Now it is definitely a not photo taken by me as I have never been to Greece. As such I have absolutely no problem with it. So case closed.

 

 

However, from what I hear there has already been some behind the scenes activity by the town fathers who are not exactly happy with the fact that their beloved ile is now associated with the term "Greek style". Perhaps if BVB uses the term "Grecian" to imply "pertaining to Greece" which has a stylistic implication (as in a Grecian urn) he can forstal another potential law suit. Just some friendly advice.

[AdamSmith]

Or the phonetic "greased."

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1290601/original.jpg

 

[+ stevenkesslar]

Don't worry, BVB, I'll testify on your behalf: Steven did have his opportunity for his ultra high-end client. He turned me down and I've been grabbed by another escort! (Yes, grabbed, and other things, too.) Just let me know when the depositions begin!

Sorry Steven, you had your chance - you snooze, you lose.

 

Go ahead and testify.

 

First of all, you had your opportunity and YOU blew it. You rudely demanded that I PAY YOU to be my ultra high-end client. What kind of bullshit is that? No judge in America is going to support this convoluted notion that a whore like me is actually supposed to pay a client.

 

Then to add insult to injury I get this text from one of my dearest escort friends:

 

"FYI I'm currently enjoying brunch with my ULTRA HIGH END CLIENT. Who is no longer yours. We are discussing my Botox treatments."

That is such bullshit. First of all it is the same thing as BVB - utter deceit. You NEVER were my client, so it is just flat out wrong to say "Who is no longer yours." You are NOT a has been. You are a never was. And then on top of that you are still peddling this botox bullshit as if that is what an ULTRA HIGH END CLIENT is really supposed to deliver, as opposed to a small fortune and perhaps a Lexus and a house in the Hamptons.

 

So go ahead and testify. You will be laughed right out of court!

[+ stevenkesslar]

This is further evidenced by the fact that he has changed his avatar to depict the Greek isle of Mykonos. Now it is definitely a not photo taken by me as I have never been to Greece. As such I have absolutely no problem with it. So case closed.

 

 

 

And then on top of all the other schizoid behavior where first you are a pair of eyeglasses and then Warren Buffet and then a palm tree now you are fucking Greece! And BVB I think you must really think all us escorts are stupid and we don't know what you are up to. So now you are Greece and YOU want a god damn bailout. I am still going to sue your ass, I am entitled to my money, and if you try this bullshit defense that you are now just a poor broken down country it is not going to work so if you want a tropical island you may as well just haul your ass down to Cuba and hang with Raul because otherwise your sorry self is headed to jail.

[whipped guy]

Or the phonetic "greased."

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1290601/original.jpg

 

Leave it to the Count de Crisco. Personally I prefer a fine EVO, as in extra virgin olive oil, not that any virgins are involved that is. Of course if one wants to get Greased authentically a version made with a Kalamata or other fine Greek olive such as a Chalkidiki is the way to go.

[whipped guy]

And... you may as well just haul your ass down to Cuba and hang with Raul because otherwise your sorry self is headed to jail.

. Oh My Freaking God! I have hung out with Raul. I also know that BVB has hung out with Raul, as have a few others here as well. He is one of my favs! You mean he is also that Raul?!? Please say it ain't so! Please tell me that I'm confused, or more confused than I normally am!

[AdamSmith]

Kalamata -- the Mediterranean diet!

[whipped guy]

..........

Kalamata -- the Mediterranean diet!

The Mediterranean diet is indeed the way to go! Plus, for certain other activities I prefer a fine EVO from the Martina Franca region of Italy. Fortunately a local importer in town has a connection with Caroli in Italy.

http://www.thegrocer.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Caroli-Olive-Oil.png

 

http://www.caroli.it/english/

 

Just a quick aside to bring this to your attention...

 

Now back to the perversion... Please!

[AdamSmith]

Now back to the perversion... Please!

 

http://www.american-buddha.com/astrangelove287b.jpg

[bigvalboy]

For the record BVB and I have come to an out of court settlement, the details if which I am not at liberty to divulge. This is further evidenced by the fact that he has changed his avatar to depict the Greek isle of Mykonos. Now it is definitely a not photo taken by me as I have never been to Greece. As such I have absolutely no problem with it. So case closed.

 

 

 

My dear dear friend, I would be remiss if I did not point out one small correction. While council has insisted that the avatar be changed, it actually is a picture of Santorini, not Mykonos. Not a big deal mind you, but knowing your record on litigations like I do, I thought it best to correct this before we wind up in court again, with some hot Greek boy as my lawyer.

[bigvalboy]

When you mentioned Greece, I was suddenly reminded of this clip from the Birdcage."Let's see what these Greeks are doing"

 

[whipped guy]

My dear dear friend, I would be remiss if I did not point out one small correction. While council has insisted that the avatar be changed, it actually is a picture of Santorini, not Mykonos. Not a big deal mind you, but knowing your record on litigations like I do, I thought it best to correct this before we wind up in court again, with some hot Greek boy as my lawyer.

Mykonos, Smikonos, Santorini... as long as it's not Lesbos... or Ródos (Rhodes). Long story about the Rhodes connection!

 

As for you and your hot shot Greek boi lawyer, heck as long as he is not some old guy using Grecian formula to disguise his age (and I have another long story about that and it involves another resident of Ródos) bring it on. It could be fun seeing you getting screwed by your own lawyer, and in the Grecian manner.

[bigvalboy]

As for you and your hot shot Greek boi lawyer

 

Speaking of hot shot Greek boi lawyers... This thread has officially been Hijacked...And remind me to ask you about Rhodes sometime.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/364fbb2939338b8484ae4bc50f4f41d3/tumblr_npcao5ehRH1td1aq2o2_r1_500.jpg

[+ Funguy]

Go ahead and testify.

 

First of all, you had your opportunity and YOU blew it. You rudely demanded that I PAY YOU to be my ultra high-end client. What kind of bullshit is that? No judge in America is going to support this convoluted notion that a whore like me is actually supposed to pay a client.

 

Then to add insult to injury I get this text from one of my dearest escort friends:

 

"FYI I'm currently enjoying brunch with my ULTRA HIGH END CLIENT. Who is no longer yours. We are discussing my Botox treatments."

That is such bullshit. First of all it is the same thing as BVB - utter deceit. You NEVER were my client, so it is just flat out wrong to say "Who is no longer yours." You are NOT a has been. You are a never was. And then on top of that you are still peddling this botox bullshit as if that is what an ULTRA HIGH END CLIENT is really supposed to deliver, as opposed to a small fortune and perhaps a Lexus and a house in the Hamptons.

 

So go ahead and testify. You will be laughed right out of court!

 

Aw, Steven, you are trying to sound like the gold-plated whore you want us all to believe you are but, though I have never met you, I have it on good authority that you are just a pussy……cat.

Now, about the small fortune, Lexus, house in the Hamptons - the small fortune, OK; the Lexus - no, I would prefer the Porsche, the house in the Hamptoms - you already have the place in Palm Springs that I could visit, so……..

[+ WilliamM]

My dear dear friend, I would be remiss if I did not point out one small correction. While council has insisted that the avatar be changed, it actually is a picture of Santorini, not Mykonos. Not a big deal mind you, but knowing your record on litigations like I do, I thought it best to correct this before we wind up in court again, with some hot Greek boy as my lawyer

 

I have it on good authority that you own a luxury home in Sarajevo -- in the good part of the city that mostly survived the 1990s war.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Aw, Steven, you are trying to sound like the gold-plated whore you want us all to believe you are but, though I have never met you, I have it on good authority that you are just a pussy……cat.

 

 

Actually, more like a tiger.

 

But what do you care, you're probably all preoccupied fucking your pretty Greek lawyer.

[+ Funguy]

How did I get to Greece? Not that i wouldn't like a little vacation there but I'm still in LA. Now about that tiger…I wouldn't mind a tiger in my tank. OHHHHH! That would be fun!.

[+ FreshFluff]

My dear dear friend, I would be remiss if I did not point out one small correction. While council has insisted that the avatar be changed, it actually is a picture of Santorini, not Mykonos.

 

Oh BVB, I love how you always know these things. I know that I won't have to worry about you using the wrong fork when we're dining poolside.

[+ WilliamM]

bigvalboy, A man of your means and good taste would not choose to live in Sarajevo, the second largest city in Bosnia, Mostar, is more your style. I paid a cute guy to dive off the bridge, only 20 euros. He dived in his underware. Bosnia is a very poor country.

 

http://cdn.travelmint.com/photos/mostar-bosnia/mostar-bridge-3.jpg

[bigvalboy]

bigvalboy, A man of your means and good taste would not choose to live in Sarajevo, the second largest city in Bosnia, Mostar, is more your style. I paid a cute guy to dive off the bridge, only 20 euros. He dived in his underware. Bosnia is a very poor country.

 

http://cdn.travelmint.com/photos/mostar-bosnia/mostar-bridge-3.jpg

 

It's stunning William, the bridge and I'm guessing the boy as well. Was Mostar damaged by the war?

[+ WilliamM]

Was Mostar damaged by the war?

 

The centuries-old bridge (the most photographed site in the Balkans) was destroyed and rebuilt. Bullet holes in buildings, vacant buildings and large recent cemetaries are common in Mostar.

 

I may have told this story before here, one weekend night, there are many great looking guys in their 20s standing around on one side of the bridge. In most coutries they would have been hustlers. I was excited, until I remembered we were in a predominantly Muslim city. Sure enough, they were waiting entry to a straight club.

 

The best Eastern European country for tourism (but far behind Greece) is Croatia. I liked the Croatian Islands (Hvar, particularly) more than Dubrovnik.

 

Traveled by car, not on a tour.