So Glad I Prefer Popeye's...LOL

[+ LIguy]

http://www.edgenewyork.com/news/national/news//179209

[bigvalboy]

The customer refuses to provide the product in question for lab testing? Something doesn't pass the smell test (pardon the pun)

[AdamSmith]

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/tawZWMv.gif

[maninsoma]

The customer refuses to provide the product in question for lab testing? Something doesn't pass the smell test (pardon the pun)

 

Yes, this is probably just another hoax like the Wendy's chili finger one.

[bigvalboy]

A little follow up...guess what happened?

 

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/s/kfc-runs-dna-test-alleged-deep-fried-rat-125528319.html

 

KFC Runs DNA Test on Alleged ‘Deep Fried Rat’ – Guess What They Found

 

kfc

 

Last week the Internet recoiled in horror when a man in California posted a video of what appeared to be a deep-fried rat that had been served to him at a local KFC. However, it seems that KFC got hold of this alleged rodent and ran some DNA tests on it and found that it really was just a piece of chicken that happened to be oddly rat-shaped.

 

RELATED: KFC is trying to kill you

 

KFC tells ABC News that last week “the customer’s attorney turned over the product in question for testing at an independent lab, and the results officially confirmed what KFC knew all along — the product was chicken and not a rat as he claimed.”

 

Just in case you need a remind, here’s an image of the alleged food in question. While we now know it’s chicken, there’s no doubt that it really does look like a rat that’s been rolled in batter and tossed into a deep frier.

[AdamSmith]

My favorite ... Chicken to Look & Taste Like Rat.

[+ honcho]

Cheers to BVB for posting the following up!

[Lookin]

KFC is not a bunch of fools. Wonder where they'll take it from here. .http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

http://www.leighbones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Chicken-Nuggest1.jpg

[+ Gar1eth]

Now that KFC has proven they don't serve Rat Tenders I guess it's safe to eat there again. Or it's at least as safe as it ever was. :D:rolleyes:

 

Gman

[ZhenXBear]

Now that KFC has proven they don't serve Rat Tenders I guess it's safe to eat there again. Or it's at least as safe as it ever was. :D:rolleyes:

 

Gman

 

Hah, as "safe" as anything that has the propensity to fast track you to the Cath Lab I guess!?

[AdamSmith]

Monty Python's Flying Circus (Episode 29)

 

Cut to a kitchen. A man and woman listening to a radio.

Radio Voice: I would like to ask the team what they would do if they were Hitler.

Man's Voice: Gerald?

Another Voice: Well I'd annex the Sudetenland and sign a non-aggression pact with Russia.

First Man's Voice: Norman?

Norman's Voice: Well I'd do the Reichstag bathroom in purples and golds and ban abortion on demand.

Woman (Switching the radio off): Liberal rubbish. Klaus ...What do you want with your jugged fish?

Man: Halibut.

Woman: The jugged fish is halibut.

Man: Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?

Woman: Rabbit.

Man: What? Rabbit fish?

Woman: Yes. It's got fins.

Man: Is it dead?

Woman: Well, it was coughing up blood last night.

Man: All right I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.

 

CAPTION: 'ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER'

Man: Well that was really horrible.

Woman: You're always complaining.

Man: What's for afters?

Woman: Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet ... rat pudding ... or strawberry tart.

Man: Strawberry tart?!

Woman: Well, it's got some rat in it.

Man: How much?

Woman: Three (rather a lot really).

Man: ... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

 

CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'

Man: Appalling.

Woman: Moan, moan, moan.

 

Enter their son

Son: Hello, mum, hello, dad.

Man: Hello, son.

Son: There's a dead bishop on the landing.

Woman: Where did that come from?

Son: What do you mean?

Woman: What's its diocese?

Son: Well it looked a bit Bath and Wellsish to me.

Man: I'll go and have a look. (goes out)

Woman: I don't know who keeps bringing them in here.

Son: Well it's not me.

Woman: I've put three out by the bin and the dustmen won't touch 'em.

Man: (coming back) Leicester.

Woman: How do you know?

Man: Tattooed on the back of his neck. I'm going to call the police.

Woman: Shouldn't you call the Church?

Son: Call the Church police.

Man: ...all right. (shouts) The Church police!

 

Enter two policemen with ecclesiastical accoutrements.

Church Policeman: Yus?

Woman: There's another dead bishop on the landing.

Church Policeman: Suffragan or diocesan?

Woman: How should I know?

Church Policeman: It's tatooed on the back of their neck. Ere! Is that rat tart?

Woman: Yes.

Church Policeman: Disgusting! Right! The hunt is on. (kneels) Oh Lord we beseech thee tell us who croaked Leicester.

 

Organ music. A huge hand descends and points at the man.

Man: All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Church Policeman: Agreed.

Man: I would like the three by the bin to be taken into consideration.

Church Policeman: Right. And now, I'd like to conclude this arrest with a hymn.

All (singing): And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green. (policemen escort the man out) And was the holy lamb of God on England's pleasant pastures seen.

ANIMATION: bouncing Queen Victoria.

 

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode29.htm

[bigvalboy]

Monty Python's Flying Circus (Episode 29)

 

Cut to a kitchen. A man and woman listening to a radio.

Radio Voice: I would like to ask the team what they would do if they were Hitler.

Man's Voice: Gerald?

Another Voice: Well I'd annex the Sudetenland and sign a non-aggression pact with Russia.

First Man's Voice: Norman?

Norman's Voice: Well I'd do the Reichstag bathroom in purples and golds and ban abortion on demand.

Woman (Switching the radio off): Liberal rubbish. Klaus ...What do you want with your jugged fish?

Man: Halibut.

Woman: The jugged fish is halibut.

Man: Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?

Woman: Rabbit.

Man: What? Rabbit fish?

Woman: Yes. It's got fins.

Man: Is it dead?

Woman: Well, it was coughing up blood last night.

Man: All right I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.

 

CAPTION: 'ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER'

Man: Well that was really horrible.

Woman: You're always complaining.

Man: What's for afters?

Woman: Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet ... rat pudding ... or strawberry tart.

Man: Strawberry tart?!

Woman: Well, it's got some rat in it.

Man: How much?

Woman: Three (rather a lot really).

Man: ... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

 

CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'

Man: Appalling.

Woman: Moan, moan, moan.

 

Enter their son

Son: Hello, mum, hello, dad.

Man: Hello, son.

Son: There's a dead bishop on the landing.

Woman: Where did that come from?

Son: What do you mean?

Woman: What's its diocese?

Son: Well it looked a bit Bath and Wellsish to me.

Man: I'll go and have a look. (goes out)

Woman: I don't know who keeps bringing them in here.

Son: Well it's not me.

Woman: I've put three out by the bin and the dustmen won't touch 'em.

Man: (coming back) Leicester.

Woman: How do you know?

Man: Tattooed on the back of his neck. I'm going to call the police.

Woman: Shouldn't you call the Church?

Son: Call the Church police.

Man: ...all right. (shouts) The Church police!

 

Enter two policemen with ecclesiastical accoutrements.

Church Policeman: Yus?

Woman: There's another dead bishop on the landing.

Church Policeman: Suffragan or diocesan?

Woman: How should I know?

Church Policeman: It's tatooed on the back of their neck. Ere! Is that rat tart?

Woman: Yes.

Church Policeman: Disgusting! Right! The hunt is on. (kneels) Oh Lord we beseech thee tell us who croaked Leicester.

 

Organ music. A huge hand descends and points at the man.

Man: All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Church Policeman: Agreed.

Man: I would like the three by the bin to be taken into consideration.

Church Policeman: Right. And now, I'd like to conclude this arrest with a hymn.

All (singing): And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green. (policemen escort the man out) And was the holy lamb of God on England's pleasant pastures seen.

ANIMATION: bouncing Queen Victoria.

 

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode29.htm

 

For Adam Smith....Scene starts at 7:40 enjoy

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ehaISyzT5M

[Rudynate]

A little follow up...guess what happened?

 

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/s/kfc-runs-dna-test-alleged-deep-fried-rat-125528319.html

 

KFC Runs DNA Test on Alleged ‘Deep Fried Rat’ – Guess What They Found

 

kfc

 

Last week the Internet recoiled in horror when a man in California posted a video of what appeared to be a deep-fried rat that had been served to him at a local KFC. However, it seems that KFC got hold of this alleged rodent and ran some DNA tests on it and found that it really was just a piece of chicken that happened to be oddly rat-shaped.

 

RELATED: KFC is trying to kill you

 

KFC tells ABC News that last week “the customer’s attorney turned over the product in question for testing at an independent lab, and the results officially confirmed what KFC knew all along — the product was chicken and not a rat as he claimed.”

 

Just in case you need a remind, here’s an image of the alleged food in question. While we now know it’s chicken, there’s no doubt that it really does look like a rat that’s been rolled in batter and tossed into a deep frier.

 

 

I think KFC should be required to call their offering "chicken-like" or "chicken food product."

[bigvalboy]

I think KFC should be required to call their offering "chicken-like" or "chicken food product."

 

LOL..."Chicken-Like"

[+ Gar1eth]

Monty Python's Flying Circus (Episode 29)

 

Cut to a kitchen. A man and woman listening to a radio.

Radio Voice: I would like to ask the team what they would do if they were Hitler.

Man's Voice: Gerald?

Another Voice: Well I'd annex the Sudetenland and sign a non-aggression pact with Russia.

First Man's Voice: Norman?

Norman's Voice: Well I'd do the Reichstag bathroom in purples and golds and ban abortion on demand.

Woman (Switching the radio off): Liberal rubbish. Klaus ...What do you want with your jugged fish?

Man: Halibut.

Woman: The jugged fish is halibut.

Man: Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?

Woman: Rabbit.

Man: What? Rabbit fish?

Woman: Yes. It's got fins.

Man: Is it dead?

Woman: Well, it was coughing up blood last night.

Man: All right I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.

 

CAPTION: 'ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER'

Man: Well that was really horrible.

Woman: You're always complaining.

Man: What's for afters?

Woman: Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet ... rat pudding ... or strawberry tart.

Man: Strawberry tart?!

Woman: Well, it's got some rat in it.

Man: How much?

Woman: Three (rather a lot really).

Man: ... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

 

CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'

Man: Appalling.

Woman: Moan, moan, moan.

 

Enter their son

Son: Hello, mum, hello, dad.

Man: Hello, son.

Son: There's a dead bishop on the landing.

Woman: Where did that come from?

Son: What do you mean?

Woman: What's its diocese?

Son: Well it looked a bit Bath and Wellsish to me.

Man: I'll go and have a look. (goes out)

Woman: I don't know who keeps bringing them in here.

Son: Well it's not me.

Woman: I've put three out by the bin and the dustmen won't touch 'em.

Man: (coming back) Leicester.

Woman: How do you know?

Man: Tattooed on the back of his neck. I'm going to call the police.

Woman: Shouldn't you call the Church?

Son: Call the Church police.

Man: ...all right. (shouts) The Church police!

 

Enter two policemen with ecclesiastical accoutrements.

Church Policeman: Yus?

Woman: There's another dead bishop on the landing.

Church Policeman: Suffragan or diocesan?

Woman: How should I know?

Church Policeman: It's tatooed on the back of their neck. Ere! Is that rat tart?

Woman: Yes.

Church Policeman: Disgusting! Right! The hunt is on. (kneels) Oh Lord we beseech thee tell us who croaked Leicester.

 

Organ music. A huge hand descends and points at the man.

Man: All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Church Policeman: Agreed.

Man: I would like the three by the bin to be taken into consideration.

Church Policeman: Right. And now, I'd like to conclude this arrest with a hymn.

All (singing): And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green. (policemen escort the man out) And was the holy lamb of God on England's pleasant pastures seen.

ANIMATION: bouncing Queen Victoria.

 

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode29.htm

I never really found Monty Python funny. I know I was in a minority in college. Now several years after that I found 'Yes, Prime Minister' hilarious. So I do understand some British humor.

 

Gman