Not so Fucked Up: Effects of Escorting on Life

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

It totally worked for Stella Stevens and Ernest Borgnine.

 

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Well, until she fell to her fiery death.

 

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[+ stevenkesslar]

It totally worked for Stella Stevens and Ernest Borgnine.

 

Well, until she fell to her fiery death.

 

 

Jesus Christ, Chris. You are such an asshole.

 

I've been wanting to see The Poseidon Adventure for years, and now you went and spoiled it for me.

[+ WilliamM]

Difficult to believe: Ernest Borgnine was married for real to Ethel Merman for a few weeks in the 1960s.

 

 

It totally worked for Stella Stevens and Ernest Borgnine.

[Juan Vancouver]

Being an escort and being one hundred percent honest and open about it I have started at least three great relationships with men who had absolutely nothing to do with escorting or hiring. All you need is to have absolutely no shame about it, be certain that what you offer is a loving, caring, important service that many people need, and be upfront about it.

 

Of course, this only works when meeting intelligent, open minded, fun men. But... why would anyone want to date anyone who isn't all that, anyway?

 

Being an escort is the best litmus test when meeting a potential partner. If he freaks out or generously says something like "Oh, well... if you have an alternate plan I am sure we can work around that", I simply flap my gums and yell "NEEEXT!!!!"

[MiamiLooker]

These sex addicted, perverted younger guys out there these days will sleep with anything for nothing. Just no standards at all.

Were you trying to be funny (because it is quite funny) or was this an accident?

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Jesus Christ, Chris. You are such an asshole.

 

I've been wanting to see The Poseidon Adventure for years, and now you went and spoiled it for me.

 

Just remember, Steven—there's got to be a morning after.

 

And pack an acetylene torch when you go on a cruise.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Just remember, Steven—there's got to be a morning after.

 

Uh, not for poor Stella.

 

Then again, with all due respect, if I was married to Ernest Borgnine, I might take fiery death and an eternity with Satan.

 

[Guest ChrisW]

Here are a few things I have been told in the last month of escorting

 

"**** me harder. Make that money"

"Wow I see they let anyone escort these days"

"You look chunker than your pictures"

"You look great except for that tattoo. Have you thought of getting it removed?"

"Your too hairy"

"Have you thought about loosing weight?"

"I wish you were more muscular"

"I am sorry if you won't slam with me I am not interested" (slamming is shooting up crystal meth)

 

All of these were from clients who contacted me off rentmen or rentboy. Let the gravity of these comments sink in...

[+ poolboy48220]

There's a whole lotta assholes out there, Chris. That's all I can say. I think you're wonderful. "Too hairy" - philistine.

[jcmiami1]

First off you're hot as hell. I would hire you or if you weren't an escort I'll ask you out in a heartbeat (if I were younger lol) Those clients don't deserve you...theyre douchebags...let them have those anorexic disgusting twinks, tweakers and chemically enhanced muscle guys...you're much better in every way!

 

Here are a few things I have been told in the last month of escorting

 

"**** me harder. Make that money"

"Wow I see they let anyone escort these days"

"You look chunker than your pictures"

"You look great except for that tattoo. Have you thought of getting it removed?"

"Your too hairy"

"Have you thought about loosing weight?"

"I wish you were more muscular"

"I am sorry if you won't slam with me I am not interested" (slamming is shooting up crystal meth)

 

All of these were from clients who contacted me off rentmen or rentboy. Let the gravity of these comments sink in...

[Mocha]

Here are a few things I have been told in the last month of escorting

 

"**** me harder. Make that money"

"Wow I see they let anyone escort these days"

"You look chunker than your pictures"

"You look great except for that tattoo. Have you thought of getting it removed?"

"Your too hairy"

"Have you thought about loosing weight?"

"I wish you were more muscular"

"I am sorry if you won't slam with me I am not interested" (slamming is shooting up crystal meth)

 

All of these were from clients who contacted me off rentmen or rentboy. Let the gravity of these comments sink in...

 

I would send those emails to rentboy and rent men and be asking for some discounts or free time. Adam4adam is pretty good with refunds, but some of these sites... No reason in the world people should come for us, when we're paying these websites money every month. Nobody should pay to put up with abuse (no pun intended). However, it's hard to tell if it's coming from actual clients or competitors. The latter almost part and parcel.

 

On a separate note to my comment, it's funny how some "normal" gay men hold such double standards. One guy slagged me off last week for being a "hooker", and can't date me...but yet I seen on his Facebook that he works in a call center (call girl) and then making posts about his ass being like Pringles, and other sexually suggestive comments in front of an audience of virtual followers. What boyfriend would be okay with that?

[Guest ChrisW]

I would send those emails to rentboy and rent men and be asking for some discounts or free time. Adam4adam is pretty good with refunds, but some of these sites... No reason in the world people should come for us, when we're paying these websites money every month. Nobody should pay to put up with abuse (no pun intended). However, it's hard to tell if it's coming from actual clients or competitors. The latter almost part and parcel.

 

On a separate note to my comment, it's funny how some "normal" gay men hold such double standards. One guy slagged me off last week for being a "hooker", and can't date me...but yet I seen on his Facebook that he works in a call center (call girl) and then making posts about his ass being like Pringles, and other sexually suggestive comments in front of an audience of virtual followers. What boyfriend would be okay with that?

All but one of these comments were said to my face.