Simon Dexter is charging $500...

[rvwnsd]

Well, let me say this from a healthcare perspective...having an extensive background in Clinical Laboratory Medicine and peered in my fair share of microscopes over the years, even the straightest of the straight arrow boys would likely feel the uneasy churn of stomach contents if they were asked to gaze into microscope oculars and behold what's actually swimming around those areas of the female body when it's swabbed, placed in 1cc of saline and sent to the Laboratory for analysis.

 

If ever I needed any validation of what I preferred my tongue to be on.....Wet Prep analysis provided a sober, stark conviction.

 

Would a swab from a man's genital area look that much different? I'm not sure what you're referring to -- I assume mostly, if not entirely, bacteria and the like -- but human skin is human skin and male sex organs are homologous to female sex organs and vice versa. All of them collect bacteria and the like.

 

Tacking onto quoththeraven's post, what would a swab from a man's ass look like? My guess is "even the most devoted rimmers might think twice before going 'back there' again."

 

That being said, I still think the picture in question doesn't belong in that ad.

[marylander1940]

The height difference between Armond Rizzo and Austin Wolf might be too much even for me, but I'd definitely watch them together in a scene!

 

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fffa5eeb5298dea71f243cc240b749a4/tumblr_n5f8xaLW0T1ry0nmwo1_500.jpg

 

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/10/34/60/2214945/5/628x471.jpg

[+ quoththeraven]

Tacking onto quoththeraven's post, what would a swab from a man's ass look like? My guess is "even the most devoted rimmers might think twice before going 'back there' again."

 

That being said, I still think the picture in question doesn't belong in that ad.

 

Good point. I still tend not to think of rimming as a variety of oral sex, but it is. The fact we're discussing genitals also kept me from thinking about this.

 

It's not all that common, but women get rimmed (and rim) too. *raises hand*

[thickornotatall]

Great choice!

 

besides nobody is tall or short on the bed, 5'5 pocket gay doesn't matter when you're on a horizontal position.

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ik7j-d2AfxQ/T6glHiaQuHI/AAAAAAAABFM/wwQCsp0ZAcI/s1600/Tall-Men-Short-Men002.png

Correct!...height evens out on the horizontal....when I was "dating" I almost overlooked a 5'5" little guy..or so I thought until he unleashed his 9" big boy on me...I had to boost him up to my loft bed....and kept him there for a long time....Does anyone remember The 8th Street Playhouse on W 8th St in The Village?

My "little" BF was the owner in the mid 70's and occasionally he would stand in front of the projector and dangle his 9''s in front of the light and project to the screen...Good times....

[sincitymix]

The height difference between Armond Rizzo and Austin Wolf might be too much even for me, but I'd definitely watch them together in a scene!

 

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fffa5eeb5298dea71f243cc240b749a4/tumblr_n5f8xaLW0T1ry0nmwo1_500.jpg

dang that's some gigantism fetish there!

[sincitymix]

Would a swab from a man's genital area look that much different? I'm not sure what you're referring to -- I assume mostly, if not entirely, bacteria and the like -- but human skin is human skin and male sex organs are homologous to female sex organs and vice versa. All of them collect bacteria and the like.

Well I did read about a student making yogurt from her own vaginal secretions.

http://www.examiner.com/article/med-student-makes-yogurt-using-vaginal-bacteria

soooo... at least the vagina can make food, I don't think an ass swab can say the same:p

Though on the flipside, it would seem people are cooking with semen too.

http://www.epicurious.com/archive/blogs/editor/2009/01/cooking-with-se.html

[marylander1940]

Well I did read about a student making yogurt from her own vaginal secretions.

http://www.examiner.com/article/med-student-makes-yogurt-using-vaginal-bacteria

soooo... at least the vagina can make food, I don't think an ass swab can say the same:p

Though on the flipside, it would seem people are cooking with semen too.

http://www.epicurious.com/archive/blogs/editor/2009/01/cooking-with-se.html

 

This deserves a thread of it's own...

[mike carey]

This deserves a thread of it's own...

I'd rather not!

[marylander1940]

I'd rather not!

 

maybe we could make bread out of it...

[sincitymix]

maybe we could make bread out of it...

 

Lol, I must be really bored this morning. I just googled that comment, and apparently.. yes.. you can make bread using yeast from a yeast infection.

 

Goodness.. who knew vaginas were cornucopias of culinary ingredients.

[tanman4u]

Well I did read about a student making yogurt from her own vaginal secretions.

http://www.examiner.com/article/med-student-makes-yogurt-using-vaginal-bacteria

soooo... at least the vagina can make food, I don't think an ass swab can say the same:p

Though on the flipside, it would seem people are cooking with semen too.

http://www.epicurious.com/archive/blogs/editor/2009/01/cooking-with-se.html

 

All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

[sincitymix]

All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

:D:D:p:p;)

[ZhenXBear]

Would a swab from a man's genital area look that much different? I'm not sure what you're referring to -- I assume mostly, if not entirely, bacteria and the like -- but human skin is human skin and male sex organs are homologous to female sex organs and vice versa. All of them collect bacteria and the like.

 

Actually, very different but not in the way one might think; Sure you could swab a urethra on a male patient put it under a microscope and see epithelial cells, and perhaps some normal flora (bacteria that's normally on the surface of everyone's skin); the same could be said about the female urethra.

 

Beyond that we're comparing pears to pineapples due to pure anatomical differences...the vaginal tract is a warm, wet breading ground for a number of normal bacteria, yeast, fungus and other unique associated pathogenic bacteria that men don't experience. Because of female anatomical design , sloughing epithelium, warm temperatures, etc. things like Trichomonas (sexually transmitted organism), GC/Chlamydia, Candida albicans (yeast), thrive in that climate.

 

While it's possible for men to contract some of these things in their urinary tract, it's does happen significantly less often because if you think about it. The area in question gets flushed with sterile water (urine) pretty frequently throughout the course of a day This all being said, in an ER setting the number of times such an analysis is performed on a male patient is significantly less (read, rare here) than a female. Men typically have very....outwardly presenting symptoms when it does happen. Where's a purple cow when I need him to summarize, hehe!

[Glenn1441]

The photo referred to in Simon Dexter's Rentboy ad is that of his ex-transsexual girlfriend. Simon is well known for having dated her. She is pre-op, meaning, she has a penis. She herself is an escort.

[Guy Fawkes]

Dragging this thread back to where it belongs: "Armond Rizzo can call me Daddy whenever he wants to..."

 

[Odinochka]

Dragging this thread back to where it belongs: "Armond Rizzo can call me Daddy whenever he wants to..."

 

 

 

Ok......I'm guessing shorty here is most likely a fairly nice person, but in light of what I have seen him do on camera, I do admit to being more than a bit creeped out by him. Considering the size of the hogs I have seen go in him on the bareback side of porn, I am amazed he has any muscle control left downstairs....

[Guy Fawkes]

I have a vintage Jeff Striker replica which I believe would be about the same size as "Shorty," however I'm willing to edge him for an hour or two just for the fun of it.

 

When you look at the videos, and he says: "Daddy" he means it.

 

If he shows up for my birthday party he has a place right next to me at the table. W00f!

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UCCfmHFu--/1319322332033674274.jpg

Ok......I'm guessing shorty here is most likely a fairly nice person, but in light of what I have seen him do on camera, I do admit to being more than a bit creeped out by him. Considering the size of the hogs I have seen go in him on the bareback side of porn, I am amazed he has any muscle control left downstairs....

[bigvalboy]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UCCfmHFu--/1319322332033674274.jpg

 

Well from where I sit....I'd be all in....He'd look quite tasty in the hot tub at Helios.

[+ deej]

If he shows up for my birthday party he has a place right next to me at the table. W00f!

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UCCfmHFu--/1319322332033674274.jpg

 

We might have a fight on our hands.

[Guy Fawkes]

BVG can sit on the other side of him... There's always the Jeff Striker replica if needed... BTW: Armond is a 1/2" longer so it's only a small difference.

 

http://36.media.tumblr.com/4883287d8985e43e55b16537c03ba29a/tumblr_n8qr7ieAhn1sp6nj8o1_1280.jpg

We might have a fight on our hands.