My New Airport Game

[RyanDean]

Today, I found myself stuck in a midsized airport for an extended layover and, with but a few hours of sleep and a good bit of work done during my first flight, I wanted distraction. So I found myself perusing the passersby...

 

Before I knew it, I had made a new game for myself.

Anytime an attractive gent passed me by, I challenged myself to quickly imagine his (hypothetical) escort ad.

Twinky or kinky? Tweaky or freaky? BFE or FBE*?

Then, I would decide: do I 'hotlist' that ad or not?

 

I found that my tastes (at least as of midday today at this particular airport) tended toward the 'young dads' and the 'buff dudes wearing gym gear on the plane' and the 'well proportioned mature men in business attire.' A few 'possibly heteroflexible cowpokes' caught my eye as well. But probably my favorite was a firmly muscled, slightly sunburnt gent, wearing a fashionably distressed baseball cap and packed into a threadbare vintage tee -- the kind of guy who would totally be a front row extra in a Kenny Chesney video. He was my choice for pick of the day. The fantasy of stumbling upon his ad was definitely a pleasant (and entertaining) one...

 

If only, if only, I know...

But it was a surprisingly diverting little game, if I do say so myself.

*FBE is my shorthand for "fuck buddy experience"

[Bryanforservice]

I'll have to try that. For those of us that are in airports often, that can be a fun way to pass the time and people watch. It's better than fiddling with my phone!

 

Maybe there is a twist of imagining which of the guys in the airport are would be clients too?

[+ purplekow]

i post awhile back about waiting for an escort to arrive and having about 45 minutes standing on a corner in Chelsea. I challenged myself to fing something attractive about each male passerby. Some were easy, some took a great deal of imagination but in the end it was a pleasant diversion and made me consider the possibility of finding beauty in each anf everyone.

[k9lover]

i post awhile back about waiting for an escort to arrive and having about 45 minutes standing on a corner in Chelsea. I challenged myself to fing something attractive about each male passerby. Some were easy, some took a great deal of imagination but in the end it was a pleasant diversion and made me consider the possibility of finding beauty in each anf everyone.

 

NYC is a city full of diversity and distraction, unfortunately everybody is so busy to notice that.