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Quite interesting, I must say. I took the test as seriously as I could (they throw in a few comical questions, to say the least). And, the result is that I will live to be 80 years old. Not too bad, huh? However, I would love to know what kind of real statistics and number crunching the makers of the test are actually using, if any.

 

On another note, they have some interesting statistics at the end of the test. When I took it, 15,897,189 people had taken the DeathTest with an average life expectancy of 67 years. Also, it says that of those people, 8% work in the porn business. Pretty high, huh? Unless of course, everyone from this site keeps taking the test! }(

 

 

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Hello Aaron,

 

>least). And, the result is that I will live to be 80 years

>old. Not too bad, huh? However, I would love to know what

>kind of real statistics and number crunching the makers of the

>test are actually using, if any.

 

Not bad at all! And, after looking at your pictures, I am sure you will be a fine looking 80!

 

;)

 

>Also, it says that of those people, 8% work in the porn

>business. Pretty high, huh? Unless of course, everyone from

>this site keeps taking the test!

 

Well, I am sure there are people who made a homemade video with their cousin "Berniece" who feel that qualifies them to be in the industry. I mean I have made 4 videos and did several photo spreads (only a few I was conscious for) and I don't consider myself a porn star. One can dream.

 

VDN

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>If you are like me you like to plan things and organize your

>day. Take the Death Test http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

>to find out what day you will die.

 

BIG fun, a very nice corollary to the religion test. We should make sure each knows about the other.

 

My expected age at death is 82. I am not 100% sure if I want to live that long or not.

 

--EBG

Posted

>If you are like me you like to plan things and organize your

>day. Take the Death Test http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

>to find out what day you will die.

 

BIG fun, a very nice corollary to the religion test. We should make sure each knows about the other.

 

My expected age at death is 82. I am not 100% sure if I want to live that long or not.

 

--EBG

Posted

HAHAHA This was fun.. I get to be 76 or so.. according to the test.. guess I better stop crossing when the don't walk sign is blinking to squeeze out an extra couple years.

 

According to this I'm going to die either of a heart attack or cancer.. which is what everyone who gets to be that old can expect to die of. I'm getting more convinced that if you do live to be old it becomes a fight between cardiologists and oncologists to see who's watch you're going to die under :-P

 

 

Gio in Denver

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HAHAHA This was fun.. I get to be 76 or so.. according to the test.. guess I better stop crossing when the don't walk sign is blinking to squeeze out an extra couple years.

 

According to this I'm going to die either of a heart attack or cancer.. which is what everyone who gets to be that old can expect to die of. I'm getting more convinced that if you do live to be old it becomes a fight between cardiologists and oncologists to see who's watch you're going to die under :-P

 

 

Gio in Denver

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One sign of light though. I have a 5% chance of dying while performing auto-fellacio. Which would imply hopefully that there is at least that much of a chance of me being able to actually perform auto-fellacio in the first place.

 

I wonder if that means I'll be alone and have had a bilateral stroke rendering my hands useless and leaving my only means of getting off to somehow bend over and suck my own dick as I approach the end.

 

 

Gio in Denver

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One sign of light though. I have a 5% chance of dying while performing auto-fellacio. Which would imply hopefully that there is at least that much of a chance of me being able to actually perform auto-fellacio in the first place.

 

I wonder if that means I'll be alone and have had a bilateral stroke rendering my hands useless and leaving my only means of getting off to somehow bend over and suck my own dick as I approach the end.

 

 

Gio in Denver

Guest DrBedlow
Posted

It's nice to know that I'm not even half way through yet. And with the 14% chance of my death resulting from an alien abduction, I guess I'll have to prepare more for those anal probes. :9

 

-D

Guest DrBedlow
Posted

It's nice to know that I'm not even half way through yet. And with the 14% chance of my death resulting from an alien abduction, I guess I'll have to prepare more for those anal probes. :9

 

-D

Posted

Well, I'm only going to live to be 69 and will most likely die of cancer. (That sure seems like a funny age for me to die. Wonder if I'll be doing a 69 with my favorite escort at the time??}( )

Posted

Well, I'm only going to live to be 69 and will most likely die of cancer. (That sure seems like a funny age for me to die. Wonder if I'll be doing a 69 with my favorite escort at the time??}( )

Posted

Hmmm ... it says I'll be around until 71. And I have a 7% chance of going from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

At least I'll still be going at that age. :+

Posted

Hmmm ... it says I'll be around until 71. And I have a 7% chance of going from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

At least I'll still be going at that age. :+

Posted

Well, apparently I'm going to live longer than I thought. I guess one can't die of boredom after all, so I'm going to have to rethink my retirement plans. The $500 I've put aside is just not going to cut it.

Trix

Posted

Well, apparently I'm going to live longer than I thought. I guess one can't die of boredom after all, so I'm going to have to rethink my retirement plans. The $500 I've put aside is just not going to cut it.

Trix

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The test says I have only a little more than fifteen years left, so at my present hiring rate I will see only 150 more escorts. Of course, since an earlier death means I can spend more of my retirement savings each year, I can probably increase my hiring rate. And I had better start taking my social security income early, which means even more escort experiences. Whooppee! I'm going to die younger than my doctor predicted! (She said I could easily make it to 100, a horrible thought.)

Posted

I hope the $500 was per month or week instead of the blanket amount!:-)

 

I'm very supportive of you since you've responded positively to me on all occasions! Take care, hon- Axiom:-) :-)

Posted

I rarely participate in tests except for the one originated by Rick Munroe regarding either eating ass or rating ones blowjob.

Butin this case-- I'm destined to live until I'm 76; I hope that's incorrect, for my father lived to be 89 and my mother (who is in reasonably fine health for her age) is 83. I'd like to live longer if I'm not sick or infirmed...

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