ESCORTS: Who are you hoping calls?

[+ purplekow]

On this forum client's favorite escorts are a common topic. I was curious from whom would the escorts hope to hear? is there someone out there, not necessarily a poster, (but if you want to include me you may) , who you would love to call you to make an appointment. Your father's best friend? The quarterback from your high school football team? Your dog trainer? President Obama? Your priest? Okie? Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift's priest? The late Osama Bin Laden?

[SteveEscort]

Just anyone respectful, horny, smiley, pleasant and above all kind will do.

 

Celebrities - I've seen a few names over the years, they're not all they're cracked up to be, one of whom was a sportsman who made a distinct point of telling me who he was about 10 times because I didn't recognise him. They then wonder how they end up in kiss and tell stories in the supermarket rags. Wasn't a great appointment either.

 

Poster Here - Last year, I seen a client three times who was well known amongst gay escorts in England. He's seen us all and again, possibly one of the worst appointments. Kept texting me every day for months after the initial appointment. Always gossiping about who he seen, telling me real names of other escorts when he learned them, always dangling another big appointment on a stick to keep my supposed interest, I'd rather just not know who someone is and then I can be myself and not guarded or nervous, even if they can't :o he might be someone who is well known amongst English gay escorts but I don't care to see him again, he got on my nerves in the end and I told him to stop contacting me because if he was gossiping about other escorts to me, you sure as hell know what his topic of conversation was elsewhere.

 

If it was a celebrity I had to pick it would be Jason Hawes from Ghosthunters, Guillermo Diaz (Huck in Scandal) or Colin Firth. First two for filthy sex, Colin for financial stability and fine restaurants.

[Juan Vancouver]

Just anyone respectful, horny, smiley, pleasant and above all kind will do.

 

And clean.

 

I am always excited to meet these people.

 

Bring them on! =)

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

And clean.

 

I am always excited to meet these people.

 

Bring them on! =)

 

Works for me. I don't think I would want to see a celebrity because I would quite likely want to ask them eight million questions about the industry and they would quite likely not want to give me eight million answers.

[Guest countryboywny]

Works for me. I don't think I would want to see a celebrity because I would quite likely want to ask them eight million questions about the industry and they would quite likely not want to give me eight million answers.

 

Oh no, Chris.. I'd be happy to answer any questions you have. LOL

[TruHart1]

Famous clients?

 

Works for me. I don't think I would want to see a celebrity because I would quite likely want to ask them eight million questions about the industry and they would quite likely not want to give me eight million answers.

 

...and yet, being DC based Chris, you must see a few famous (or infamous) politicians during the course of your work!!!

 

TruHart1

[Bryanforservice]

And clean.

 

I am always excited to meet these people.

 

Bring them on! =)

 

+1

 

That's really part of the allure for me, personally, is all the *different* men I have enjoyed the pleasure of a shared evening (or hour) with. I only hope that I can be so lucky in the future as I have been thus far to continue that pattern of kind, clean, horny, and genuine gentlement callers.

[Juan Vancouver]

Works for me. I don't think I would want to see a celebrity because I would quite likely want to ask them eight million questions about the industry and they would quite likely not want to give me eight million answers.

 

I have had many clients that were notorious for different reasons. In every case, whenever I did recognized them, I just pretended I did not and treated them exactly like I would have treated any other client. Just once I acknowledged knowing who my client was, and I left because he was a notorious, loud, obnoxious, homophobic bigot. I forget who he was.

 

Give me a kind, sweet, nice, clean, respectful man any day.

[Steven_Draker]

And clean.

 

Clean??

 

Do you get many clients with bad hygiene?

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

...and yet, being DC based Chris, you must see a few famous (or infamous) politicians during the course of your work!!!

 

TruHart1

 

Maybe, but other than Boehner and Obama I doubt I would recognize any of them.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Clean??

 

Do you get many clients with bad hygiene? [/color]

 

I'm guessing it only take one bad hygiene client to make "clean" pop to the top of the list.

[+ purplekow]

I'm guessing it only take one bad hygiene client to make "clean" pop to the top of the list.

There are several physicians on the is site and I agree hygiene usually isn't an issue until it is and when it is, it is THE issue.

[Juan Vancouver]

Clean??

 

Do you get many clients with bad hygiene? [/color]

 

I am always so happy when you invite me to further clarify my point, Steven.

 

The sentence should have read like this: "Just anyone respectful, horny, smiley, pleasant, -clean- and above all kind will do. "

 

That doesn't mean that I get many un-horny clients, or un-smiley, or un-pleasant, or unclean nor unkind. What I mean is exactly what I said. I am always hoping I will hear from those kind or clients.

 

And to answer your question assuming it is an actual question, no, I don't get many clients with different hygiene standards than mine. It depends what country I am working in. Sometimes I do, and it makes sense because it is the only thing that you can't actually verify with a phone call.

 

What about you, Steven?

[SteveEscort]

And clean.

 

I am always excited to meet these people.

 

Bring them on! =)

 

Yes, the "I had a shower just before I left home" hmmmm yes but you had a cigarette on the way, or the "oh yes I love being rimmed and I had a shower before I left home". Yep you can still get in my shower.....takes two minutes. It's a rain shower, and there is a pull out shower attached, just like in those high end hotels for those crevices.

 

Two weeks ago I seen a coal man, you might not know what one of those is. It's a man who delivers solid fuel to towns and villages. He arrived here in his work gear for an hours appointment, they start work at 4am and finish 10am delivering coal to houses. My god he was black. He said...... I will be 20 minutes in the shower to get it off, he was 25 minutes and he was immaculate when he arose. He went in with only the whites of his eyes showing as he entered the shower and emerged the most fabulous, super fit (lobbing those sacks about was like a daily workout), early 30s hunk. He was a pleasure to see.

 

He went from coal man tramp to cock sure clean.

[SteveEscort]

Clean??

 

Do you get many clients with bad hygiene? [/color]

 

We all do

[SteveEscort]

I'm guessing it only take one bad hygiene client to make "clean" pop to the top of the list.

 

They're the exception Sam, not the rule but it's like working in a supermarket., you'll have smelly people on your checkout every day, it comes with the territory, except Draker would probably work at the perfume counter where the smelliest don't exist.

 

You get unclean people in every job, ours is no exception.

 

I told a regular client of mine a few weeks ago about a guy I seen last summer, he was a very fit, hunky, bald, hairy cab driver. Very much to my personal taste. He dropped his pants and..... Let's just say I wasn't in the mood for Gorgonzola in the coming week. I had two options.. You shower now and I offend you because you stink, I do oral with a condom on and I offend you because you stink, I don't care which option you take because I don't want you back, never mind you getting a choice as to whether you come back or not because you're offended. We went with the shower idea and well, he didn't return. Can't say I was particularly bothered.

 

.........and they wonder why their wives arn't interested

[SteveEscort]

I am always so happy when you invite me to further clarify my point, Steven.

 

The sentence should have read like this: "Just anyone respectful, horny, smiley, pleasant, -clean- and above all kind will do. "

 

That doesn't mean that I get many un-horny clients, or un-smiley, or un-pleasant, or unclean nor unkind. What I mean is exactly what I said. I am always hoping I will hear from those kind or clients.

 

And to answer your question assuming it is an actual question, no, I don't get many clients with different hygiene standards than mine. It depends what country I am working in. Sometimes I do, and it makes sense because it is the only thing that you can't actually verify with a phone call.

 

What about you, Steven?

 

 

This ^^^^^^^^

 

Repeating myself I know

 

I wish Draker would stop his nastyness towards other escorts. However......it's him that shows himself up and long let it continue. He does himself no favours.