My dog told me not to re-hire a particular escort.

[Vato Loco]

Yup, I am serious. Having just finished the book "Art of Racing In The Rain", I have become much more anthropomorphic, particularly with my rescued Lab mix.

I hired a very attractive escort twice for hourlies, all done on his turf, all went very well. Thinking a overnite would be great, I brought him to my condo, where a introduction was done with Penny. Penny played with said boi, and then came over tome me and sat. Sat anddid an intense stare like she has never done before, then barked twice, She was clearly not happy with our guest.

The boi even picked it up, creating somewhat of a awkward situation. A light discussion was had whether the 12+ session should be cut short. We plotted on leaving Penny out of the bedroom for the evening.

In the morning there was no playing between the two of them, she started staring at him! Glad to give him a ride home, I will not repeat.

This ever happen to any of you guys?

[+ purplekow]

I have four dogs and have had as many as 7 when hiring an escort at my home. The dogs demand more attention than i do and they usually get it. Most of the escorts I have brought to my home enjoy the dogs, though they do stay out of the room while we are fucking, usually they are happy to help warm up the bed once the passion has ebbed. Each escort has been well received. The escorts have all responded well to the dogs. Usually the escort knows there will be dogs there, so there are no surprises. I went so far as to write one review from the perspective of my dog, but that escort received inquiries as to wether he had slept with a real dog or if he just treated me as a dog, so I had to write an explanatory thread on the forum. I thought the review was cute, not well received.

[ericwinters]

lol

[Steven_Draker]

Penny played with said boi, and then came over tome me and sat. Sat and did an intense stare like she has never done before, then barked twice, She was clearly not happy with our guest.

 

Some dogs are jealous when the master brings a sex date in the house. :-)

[Diverdan]

I am somewhat allergic to both dogs and cats, so I always inquire if the guy has either. I did have one very bad experience with a large dog when visiting a masseur. The dog kept trying to get into the room where the massage was taking place and would bark if he was not let in. After about 20 minutes of this, I asked the masseur to put the dog out of the house, which he did, and then we both had an excellent time. The masseur apologized, as I had told him of my potential allergic reaction and he would only accept half of his fee. He said that his dog was getting more and more difficult to deal with, as his business has grown and he prefers to have his clients come to his place.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

One summer when I was home from college, my younger sister decided to start dating a guy from her job that I suggested wasn't a good match. She didn't listen and went on a first date. After their second date, he came in to meet our mom and step-dad and the dog barked the whole time. After the guy left, the dog's bark convinced my sister that she shouldn't see him again.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

This is a very "There's something about Mary" moment.."Puffy only barks at the bad people" LMAO.

 

Let the light discussion ensue.

[bigvalboy]

This is a very "There's something about Mary" moment.."Puffy only barks at the bad people" LMAO.

 

LMAO also...I always truly, well sort of truly believed that, until I tried moving a kid in when I first landed on these shores. Nice enough, and we were going to, well sort of going to play house, until he got on his feet. A few months max. There was the stipulation that he and the 'hound' got along, and... well they did, well sort of did, until the 'hound'... bless her little heart, cornered him in the bedroom and wouldn't let him leave one day, while I was out getting milk. The arrangement didn't last the week, which in hindsight, was a good thing. So to the OP, perhaps listening to our furry friends is not always a bad thing. God if they could talk, what a world that would be.

[gallahadesquire]

Yup, I am serious. Having just finished the book "Art of Racing In The Rain", I have become much more anthropomorphic, particularly with my rescued Lab mix.

I hired a very attractive escort twice for hourlies, all done on his turf, all went very well. Thinking a overnite would be great, I brought him to my condo, where a introduction was done with Penny. Penny played with said boi, and then came over tome me and sat. Sat anddid an intense stare like she has never done before, then barked twice, She was clearly not happy with our guest.

The boi even picked it up, creating somewhat of a awkward situation. A light discussion was had whether the 12+ session should be cut short. We plotted on leaving Penny out of the bedroom for the evening.

In the morning there was no playing between the two of them, she started staring at him! Glad to give him a ride home, I will not repeat.

This ever happen to any of you guys?

 

Maybe the Hound and the Boi just didn't get along. I don't see anything bad in this, either on the point of the Hound or of the 'Scort.

 

Then again, I've only had the one Cat, and he didn't like anyone he didn't know.

 

Disirregardless, I still don't see the issue.

[dcguy20]

I had two cats (lost both recently) and with one particular gentleman, my male cat (very much attached to me), would scratch constantly at my bedroom door when this one particular guy (very sweet and hot) was over. He was extremely jealous of him once that bedroom door closed. Otherwise, he didn't behave that way with any one else!! Go figure.

[Steven_Draker]

A classic ...

 

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