Meet the parents??

[+ jeezopete]

OK, I’ve read a lot of interesting things in escort ads (many unintentionally funny), but this one’s a real WTF????

From a new ad on Rentboy:

 

"I do live with parents but they let me bring people over. I only do outcalls after I get to know you from an incall."

The ad ends with, “I hope you come see me!”

 

 

The escort is 20 yrs. old, and I know a lot of young people still live at home for financial reasons…..but would you ever even consider this?

[+ purplekow]

"Hi Mrs Lubner. Hi Mr Lubner."

"Would you like some pie after you are done?"

"No thanks Mrs Lubner, I do not usually eat pie."

"Would you like an aged sausage with a particular tang?"

"No thanks Mr. Lubner, I find I prefer fresh sausage.

I did bring you both a gift, matching T shirts."

"How considerate, a picture of our Todd on one side and then on the other side in a beautiful calligraphy A generous john fucked the shit out of my son for $250 and all I got was this T shirt. " Grandma Lubner will get a kick out this.

"Todd come down and be sure to bring some lube, this guy looks like he is packing"

"Be right down. Finishing up my chores. Show him to your room and get him hard for me will ya?"

"Now Todd, this is your John and you promised to take care of him so neither me nor your father are going to do your foreplay for you"

"Oh Edna, give the boy a break. I can get him hard while we wait"

"You spoil the boy Fred. How will he ever be able to sleep with a man without our help if he doesn't blow his own clients?"

"You are right Edna. "Todd get down here drop to your knees and suck this man right this very minute."

"Okay Okay Okay"

"Okay Mr. Hotforyoungbitchboys you can wait in our room. Just move the crocheted blanket to the rocker and turn our wedding picture to face the wall and Todd will be right in. Have a good time. Our Toddy can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and then flex his ass muscles to milk you till you cry Uncle."

"Second door on the left. If you take the first one you will be in the closet."

 

Sign me up.

[adriano46]

Purplekow -- that was priceless. LMHO!!!!!!!

[justaguy]

LOL PK, thanks much for the morning chuckle. Now about that tee shirt....

[relaxmeny]

That man me laugh out loud..Hahahahahhaha….Brillant !!

[+ beethoven]

purplekow, that was SO funny! And, dekim, I'd love to see this ad! Can you post it here?

[Guest countryboywny]

OMG, PK! Great way to start the day!

[bigvalboy]

Absolutely hilarious PK....two thumbs up!!

[+ jeezopete]

Sure beethoven. Wasn't sure if I should post it here or the Deli, but I wasn't starting a discussion about the escort just part of his ad. Here's the link:

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=583816

[BabyBoomer]

dekim- To answer your question: NO

 

~Boomer~

[adriano46]

Ewwwww after seeing the ad... another NO (but PK -- you have to copyright that sketch - a classic.

[Tonyko]

I for one am a little disgusted by this. He's making good money he should move out already and stop mooching off his folks :-)

(This might not be as uncommon as we think, but the up-front honesty is lol. I once hired a scort when stuck in the wilds of NJ for a family weekend thing. I "assumed" I was entering a side apartment but it was in fact his parents basement which became obvious when his mother came down to get laundry! He whispered "shit" as we heard the door at the top of the stairs open that was my clue. I had to hide in an airplane sized bathroom with one of those louver doors AND listen to their entire conversation as she hocked him to get a job.

*NO I didn't stay. (what if his aunts were there too?)

*YES I gave him money. ( but not all of it thou :-)

[+ purplekow]

This is another reason to add to my list of why i prefer hot, mature men.

[adriano46]

This is another reason to add to my list of why i prefer hot, mature men.

 

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