Male models don't..... :)

[+ Truereview]

...turn around for a second look

...lust after Big Macs

...sing off key (since no one cares what comes out of their mouths)

...overthink

[geminibear]

...have same-sex friendships unrelated to

---sports teams,

---barbecues or

---noisy power tools.

 

(much less same-sex attractions!)

Play on my teams

come to my barbecues

borrow my power tools.

[+ friendofsheila]

...ride the bus, the train, or sit in coach class.

[+ friendofsheila]

...have difficulty getting dates on Saturday night, for about the first 80 or 90 years of their adult life.

[+ friendofsheila]

 

 

...have anything but perfectly shaved or groomed facial hair, even if they get cast in movies as cavemen.

[geminibear]

....ever watch the weather channel or have a weather app on their phone because they would never be in a location where they couldn't at least have their shirts off

[+ Truereview]

...wonder what Fishtix and breadcrumbs mean

[+ glennnn]

Let's just review this.... Police, those who Protect and Serve, wanted to inject drugs into the penis of a 16 year old child so they could photograph his erection, AND told him if he didn't cooperate that they would force him!!!!!!!!!!. I assume they would have pulled his pants and underwear down, restrained him physically and stabbed him in the dick with a needle!!!!! Or perhaps they would have just choked him unconscious before committing rape. Did they also plan on jacking him off just for fun+

 

No, No, No!! These 'officers' need to be fired, used and prosecuted. I don't know why,this upsets me so much, but it does

[+ friendofsheila]

....ever watch the weather channel or have a weather app on their phone because they would never be in a location where they couldn't at least have their shirts off

 

and this is because there's no location where a male model wouldn't take his shirt off.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Shirtless-Frat-Jock-Male-Dude-Sweat-Pant-in-Snow-Muscular-Hunk-PHOTO-4X6-N186-/400665078263

[+ friendofsheila]

...live in apartments (They always have penthouses.)

[+ friendofsheila]

...have piles of paper laying around in their penthouse.

[+ Truereview]

...wake up on a Sunday morning wondering what they will eat for brunch; they are brunch.

Edited December 6, 2015 by Truereview

[+ friendofsheila]

...have to take out the garbage.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

...make a new year's resolution to spend more time in the gym.

[Donpat]

...get dressed after showering, until AFTER they've paraded around in just a towel.

Jesse - man of my dreams

 

For a long time.

 

 

[+ friendofsheila]

...have to set aside money for retirement.

 

Or anything else.

[+ Truereview]

...sleep alone

...sleep alone

...care if they repeat themselves...

[geminibear]

...don't buy lottery tickets

[Brian Kevin]

... Eat at Melt Bar and Grill.

[+ azdr0710]

...don't buy lottery tickets

 

 

you're certainly right....I didn't buy one

[+ Truereview]

you're certainly right....I didn't buy one

Sigh...guilty here too...

 

By the way, Male models don't cry over spilt milk either....

[+ friendofsheila]

... make porn.

 

(They WILL appear in photos or videos that include nudity, erections, or sex, but the lighting is different, so it's not porn. )

[+ friendofsheila]

... and especially not GAY porn.

 

(They WILL appear in photos or videos that include other good-looking well-built men who are nude, erect, or making physical contact, but the lighting is different, so it's not gay. )

[jjkrkwood]

Male models may be pretty, but certainly not all of them are financially successful, so I bet many of them DO......?

 

Constantly taking "selfies" of oneself does NOT make one a Model..... LOLOLOL

[+ friendofsheila]

...dribble, drool, or bleed.