"Versatile" annoyance

[bearNOVA]

So, while I mostly top, I often like to get topped by younger escorts. But far too often I run into guys who list themselves as "versatile", but who say they "only bottom" when you reach out to them. So annoying.

[Nvr2Thick]

unlocking the gay code:

 

 

Top = Top

 

Mostly Top = Bottom

 

Top but will bottom for the right guy = Bottom

 

Versatile/Top = Bottom

 

Versatile = Bottom

 

Versatile/Bottom = Bottom

 

Bottom = Bottom

 

"I don't like labels" = Bottom

 

Total Top = Bottom

[bigvalboy]

"lol"....

[Griffondog]

Nvr2Thick, that post is hilarious.

 

But to bearNOVA's point: We are a couple, conveniently consisting of a top and a bottom, and we hire together. That means we are always on the lookout for "versatile" escorts. Sometimes with more actual success than an escort's information might suggest. When we come across a guy that we really like, without the necessary "versatile" description, we just ask. Seven out of 10 times the "tops" will agree to bottom for me, and the "bottoms" will take their Viagra and agree to top my sweetie. Sometimes it takes a minor adjustment in the rate to get the deal done, often not. Bottom line, there is no harm in asking politely for what you want.

[tyro]

There is NEVER any harm in asking politely for what you want. Thanks for the reminder, Griffondog.

T

[+ purplekow]

unlocking the gay code:

 

 

Top = Top

 

Mostly Top = Bottom

 

Top but will bottom for the right guy = Bottom

 

Versatile/Top = Bottom

 

Versatile = Bottom

 

Versatile/Bottom = Bottom

 

Bottom = Bottom

 

"I don't like labels" = Bottom

 

Total Top = Bottom

 

 

I can't top this

[bostonman]

I can't top this

 

Well, if you look just under where the "reply" and "reply with quote" prompts are, you'll also see a prompt that says "Top." You could try clicking on that...;-)

 

(And how come there aren't also "versatile" and "bottom" buttons? lol)

[AdamSmith]

Versatile/Top = Bottom

 

Almost as frustrating is "Top/Versatile" = "I the escort will top you, or I will lie there while you get yourself off."

[+ Funguy]

unlocking the gay code:

 

 

Top = Top

 

Mostly Top = Bottom

 

Top but will bottom for the right guy = Bottom

 

Versatile/Top = Bottom

 

Versatile = Bottom

 

Versatile/Bottom = Bottom

 

Bottom = Bottom

 

"I don't like labels" = Bottom

 

Total Top = Bottom

 

I guess I'll admit to being a Total Top.