Leaving Your Mark

[Will]

On ABC's morning show today, Diane Sawyer looked sort of nauseated as she alerted viewers to stay tuned for the next segment, which was a report on the cleanliness of hotel rooms. Ultraviolet (sic) scans of all kinds of surfaces in even 5-star hotel rooms – bedspreads, telephones, TV remotes, lamps – revealed otherwise invisible urine and semen stains.

 

Diane's retching and Charlie's squeamish declaration that he's never leaving home again reminded me of Lady Macbeth's hysterical "Out! Out, damned spot!" speech. After all, if a stain is utterly invisible except under black light, why worry about it?

 

Frankly, however, without that report I don't think it would have occured to me that men might want to shoot their loads on the curtains, and I've had fun fantasizing about the situations in which those jets of cum sprayed over the walls, the lampshades, and other places that I, personally, have never had the opportunity (or ability) so to baptize. Because the hotels ABC inspected are the kinds of hotels in which clients entertain their escorts, however, it set me to wondering this: What is the most bizarre/outrageous/unlikely place you and your partner have left your marks?

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>Frankly, however, without that report I don't think it would

>have occured to me that men might want to shoot their loads on

>the curtains, and I've had fun fantasizing about the

>situations in which those jets of cum sprayed over the walls,

>the lampshades, and other places...

 

Reminds me of my second hire and second male encounter -- ever!. Alec Martinez on a bed on all fours taking attention in the rear, about to come, rolls on his side and lifts one leg hi inthe air and shoots a stream -- several in fact -- flat line trajectories all, directly on the the wall 4 to 5 feet away. That scene stands up to any I've seen in the best porno. }(

[+ deej]

I'm not sure why they'd be surprised. This story gets done every couple of years. Even Oprah did a segment on what UV tests turned up in public places (like *playgrounds*), with very similar results.

 

Friends were staying in a hotel in Little Rock once, a hotel I've stayed at many times, and found USED condoms in the nightstand drawer. The Congress Hotel in Chicago nearly turned away the IML convention one year because of the condition the rooms were left in.

 

IML is a unique case. A friend was there setting up last year as the LEATHER MART signs were going up in the lobby and heard one little old lady exclaim to the other "Oh look! A furniture convention!" ;-)

 

Hotels are the mixing bowl of our society. You can never know what went on in that room as recently as the night before you checked in. You can only hope to do the room proud. }(

[langster]

A friend of mine who is in the hotel business told me years ago to always, always take the bedspread and/or comforter off of the bed and throw it in the closet even before sitting on the bed, LOLOL! I have even gone as far as taking the blanket off also cause if you do take the other off, there could be accidents on the blanket as well<EG>! We know the only thing for sure that is washed each time are the sheets! Well, at least lets hope so, hehehe!:7

[Guest Les]

Traveling with a pet can present unique problems...the so called 'pet rooms' assigned to you are usually adorned with urine stained carpets and bedspreads and furniture that has seen a better day.

My little schnauzer came out from under the bed with something in his mouth. What could it be???

He growled as I approached... like it's his prize possession toy.

Oh Lord..he's bleeding around the mouth...must of gotten some broken glass. Reaching down I notice a little sting hanging off to the side and then it dawns on me...a used tampon!

Talk about disgusting...and there was no way I could grab it. YUK!

Bloody, stinking juice all over his mouth and beard.

Finally he drops it to get a drink of water...I grab it with the plastic shower cap and spend the rest of the night trying to get the awful mess off the dog. A real nightmare.

 

After that a few cum stains sound fine to me!

[+ Lucky]

Les, thanks for not posting a pic on this one. That must have been horrible to see.

 

I haven't found any used condoms, but every once in a while there is a hair in the "fresh" bed...

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Sanitized For Your Protection

 

So this would suggest that we should all have sex on toilet seats in the future?

[Guest jwraustin]

This is way too much information. I would rather have not known this.

 

Jon Dean

http://www.manfuck.net

[btmstudnyc]

Im with you Jon....much rather not know.

 

My niece takes her own pillow and sheets whenever she travels...and never leaves the house without Purel.

 

I also agree with Franco....where in the hell am I supposed to cum? ah...in the condom...screw that noise...I want to come and let the world see...hehe

 

I guess the Hungarian and French Hotels...have many more stains because of the amount of sex they have.

 

Anyone know a good stain remover?

 

In high school...in biology class...we were making slides to view under the microscope of our own skin.....One guy called the teacher over because he saw something funny.....The teacher told him....that next time to wash his hands before coming to school. Apparently he had jerked off and still had gizz on his hands....and was looking at it under the microscope.

 

JIM

[Trixie]

Someone really should take ultraviolet scans of the CEILINGS in hotel rooms, then do DNA testing to determine who left their spunk on yonder high-gloss Navajo White textured finish. Because THOSE are the men I want to hire!!!

Trix

[+ deej]

I'm pretty sure I left some DNA in a hotel room today.

 

The escort wanted to watch in the mirror, but we couldn't see the mirror from the bed. So we did it on the floor.

 

I'm pretty sure the wet spots will be there for a while. }(