Guest Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 One of my occasional nightmares is that when I pass, I'll meet Jesus, he will be really hot and I'll do something stupid.
Guest Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 Kind of disappointing though cause it takes him 3 days to rise. Well we all have our cross to bare.
Guest Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3580/3439753549_f5609f49de.jpg If any of you are in SF and want to see this year's contest... http://sf.funcheap.com/park-easter-celebration-hunky-jesus-contest-mission-dist/
+ WilliamM Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) I attended public school, not Catholic school. I did attend a Catholic college (Boston College). There are some practicing Christians here (not me). Usually I would not comment because it's not of my business. But, I have never been a Unicorn fan. Edited March 29, 2018 by WilliamM
JayCeeKy Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 According to accounts, Joseph (Jesus' father) was a carpenter or craftsman of some sort Most English translations state that Jesus was "the son of a carpenter." The Greek word used was "tekton" which is probably more accurately translated, as you stated, a "craftsman" or "builder." Most homes in those days were not made of wood, but stone - so it is more likely that Joseph and his son were stonemasons or some other type of craftsmen. + augustus 1
Guest Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 There’s a family-friendly children’s Easter celebration at 10 am, but the real fun follows after the kids head home with adult-friendly fare like the Easter Bonnet Contest, and everyone’s favorite blasphemous hoot – the Hunky Jesus Contest. The Sisters 40th Anniversary Easter Party Sunday, April 21, 2019 | 12 pm to 4 pm Mission Dolores Park, 19th & Dolores St, San Francisco FREE 10:30-Noon: Children’s Easter. Join for an absolute egg-stravaganza hunt hosted by the Easter Bunny herself, with Sister-certified Story Time. As a special bonus, they’re offering free dental screening exams that can meet the district requirement for the pre-Kindergarten dental exam. Noon-1 pm: The 40th Easter Celebration Begins. Sister Rose Mary Chicken and Saint Kit Tapata welcomes DJ Strano, Nine Inch Males, Dusty Pörn, The Devil-Ettes, and the French Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to the stage. 1-2 pm: Saint Queen Dilly Dally and Sister Flora Goodthyme keep the fun going while announcing the latest Grant recipients, with special performances by Rasa Vitalia, Baloney, and FouFouHa. 2-3 pm: It’s the Easter Bonnet Contest!! How’s your head? The higher the hat, the closet to Jesus, and don’t forget the category: LOVE YOUR MOTHER. All presented with the dulcet tones of SecsDevil and GayC/DC. 3-4 pm: Sister Roma and Sister Dana return once more to give you FOXY MARY AND HUNKY JESUS. Are you ready to prove once and for all whether Jesus really had a 9″ Nail? Are you a Foxy Mary here to soothe a nun’s soul? Come give us a taste of your special sauce and show us a lil’ DIVINITY hunny
Guest Posted April 9, 2020 Posted April 9, 2020 The Hunky Jesus contest in SF has been cancelled this year...
Guest Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 He's been shredding in preparation for the big day! I wonder what supplements he's been using...
Guest Posted April 7, 2023 Posted April 7, 2023 (edited) We all have our crosses to bear... Edited April 7, 2023 by Unicorn
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