The case of the missing money......

[LaffingBear]

Never happened to me. I think my reactions would be similar to others.

 

First timer... Id say tough, no way I'm falling for your scam.

A regular... Id be more inclined to consider the situation, and even that would depend on the amount shorted.

 

I had an escort forget his money altogether once. He left my hotel room. I cleaned up, changed to go to a business meeting, and there sat the envelope. He'd acknowledged it, but never picked it up. I admit to thinking "hmmm, what is my obligation to track him down?" Then came a knock on the door and a sheepish escort saying he forgot to take it.

[rvwnsd]

...I had an escort forget his money altogether once. He left my hotel room. I cleaned up, changed to go to a business meeting, and there sat the envelope. He'd acknowledged it, but never picked it up. I admit to thinking "hmmm, what is my obligation to track him down?" Then came a knock on the door and a sheepish escort saying he forgot to take it.

 

I usually hand the guy the envelope. However, I've had two situations where this did not work out as planned, both with regular hires.

 

The first time, I handed him the envelope and he set it down on the buffet near the door as he put on his shoes. He typically would put it in his messenger bag. The envelope, being brown, blended in with the buffet and so he left without the envelope. I didn't notice it until later in the evening when the cat was playing with it. She noticed it and knocked it on the floor. I texted him and at first, he insisted he had put it in his bag. Then he looked and saw that it was, in fact, not in his bag. He came over and picked up the money. He also asked if I would "mind" giving him a blow job. Being the giving sort, I was happy to oblige.

 

The second time was my fault. The envelope was in my pocket and I forgot to give it to the guy (different guy than the first one). I would typically drive him home and this time was no exception. He wasn't saying anything about the money, but he did ask me to drop him off at the Whole Foods which was adjacent to a BofA ATM. Of course, I immediately remembered that I forgot to give him his money and handed him the envelope. He didn't ask me for the envelope because he thought I would eventually remember it and when I didn't he felt the visual cue was better than asking me for the cash.

 

For those who are wondering about the reasoning behind the envelope, I do it so I know I counted the money and it won't get lost and/or some of the bills don't get separated from the others. One time, before I started using an envelope, I handed a wad of cash to a guy (think $750 in twenties plus a ten - thanks, ATM!) and he asked if I had an envelope so it would stay together in his bag. An idea was born.

[Samfoslom]

 

Three or four???!!! WOW!!

[+ VictorPowers]

So you hand the envelope or the folded money to the escort or masseur and say goodbye. Few minutes later the escort or masseur is knocking on your door telling you the amount you gave him is short. Since the money was never counted with both parties present what do you do? Even if this has never happened to you, what would you do?

Provide $100s to lessen the likelihood of a miscount. I like $100s over $20s anyway

[Mydavid]

Provide $100s to lessen the likelihood of a miscount. I like $100s over $20s anyway

me too!

[Guest]

First timer- I usually just go to the bathroom at the end of the session and count it

after that I would like to think I can trust you.

 

P.S worst thing is to not have the money on you and the escort has to go to the nearest atm with you, its so awkward being handed money in public lol

[marylander1940]

First timer- I usually just go to the bathroom at the end of the session and count it

after that I would like to think I can trust you.

 

P.S worst thing is to not have the money on you and the escort has to go to the nearest atm with you, its so awkward being handed money in public lol

 

I've heard a few stories like that... so far all of them good, but it's annoying and beyond awkward behavior.

[+ goosh69]

ALWAYS count in front of them! I once took the escorts wallet by mistake and gave him

His own money and he didn't even notice!

 

I laughed afterwards and pointed it out so he got paid, but they looked the same.

[LADoug1]

New hires: have them count fee in front of you.

 

Regulars: give them the envelope and leave.