Penis up? Or penis down?

[+ friendofsheila]

Another pressing question that must be answered:

 

The way I hear it, in the USA, men wear their penis in their Speedos, banana hammocks, budgie smugglers, whatever.... UP.

 

And in Europe and maybe other parts, they wear them..... DOWN.

 

So, do our escort friends have to check the local customs to see what is what before they join a client at the beach, to avoid that awful social embarrassment we hear about in television commercials?

 

Do they get a grace period when they arrive there?

 

How, how, how do they cope with this?

[MFLV]

Not an escort but swim in a masters swim club. Never thought about it till now but up it is for me.

[Bosguy]

I don't really care if it's up or down in a speedo as long as it's up, straight, and hard without the speedo

 

Boston Bill

[Diverdan]

I AGREE WITH YOU, Boston Bill....

[+ Funguy]

I don't really care if it's up or down in a speedo as long as it's up, straight, and hard without the speedo

 

Boston Bill

 

For those of you who CAN still wear a speedo. I can look nice at the beach but not in a speedo. Sometimes not in anything, but the speedo seems to accentuate all that I wish it wouldn't

[nate_sf]

I wear mine down.

 

So that explains everything... I'm on the wrong damn continent!

[MFLV]

I'll have to take a look at the other swimmers and see if I can tell which direction the majority goes with. Could be a fun distraction to an otherwise brutal am workout.

[+ Gar1eth]

I wear mine down.

 

So that explains everything... I'm on the wrong damn continent!

 

Only in speedos or on a daily basis?

 

Gman

[JT Brooklyn]

Since 90% of Speedo wearers should not..I don't think it makes a damn bit of difference!

[Phil_musc]

I find that I always adjust - when I first get to the beach or the pool I stay covered up until I can assess which way the wind is blowing. Once I have determined this through an intense scrutiny of my fellow speedo-wearers (discounting those of course who should have worn something else - really what's up with that? How uncool is that anyway?) I remove my burka and leap into the water, frolicking madly (good cover) and make the proper adjustments hidden by the waves. That way I am saved the embarrassment, yea verily - humiliation - of not having gotten the up-or-down memo for the individual beach/pool.

[+ Gar1eth]

I'm so underendowed ( Greek Chorus: How underendowed are you?). Well I'll tell you how underendowed I am. I'm so underendowed that my tallywacker can't really point up or down. It just sort of retracts like the head of a turtle.

 

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/turtle-cartoon-22985038.jpg

 

Gman

[Bosguy]

I wear mine down.

 

So that explains everything... I'm on the wrong damn continent!

 

Yes you are Nate. You are on the CANDY CONTINENT where guys are hot and hung, Speedos are not worn, and guys always are at "attention". What is CANDY? Chris E., Ace, NateSF, Dane S.--YUM! Keep UP the good work fun guys!

 

Boston Bill

[+ FreshFluff]

I'm so underendowed ( Greek Chorus: How underendowed are you?). Well I'll tell you how underendowed I am. I'm so underendowed that my tallywacker can't really point up or down.

 

Gman, as soon as I saw the title of this thread, I knew you'd post something like this. And I've never even seen you, let alone your tallywacker.

 

I don't want to speak out of turn, but I'm having trouble believing that every one of your physical traits is at the "bottom of the totem pole." Many of us, including me, are much harder on ourselves than a stranger would ever be.

 

It reminds me a little of this Dove ad. Yes, It's true that the "objective" sketches are flattering. But more importantly, the sketch from their own description inevitably looks worse than they do.

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[+ LS299B]

Tuck it down under baby!

[bigvalboy]

I'm so underendowed ( Greek Chorus: How underendowed are you?). Well I'll tell you how underendowed I am. I'm so underendowed that my tallywacker can't really point up or down. It just sort of retracts like the head of a turtle.

 

Read this and it made me think of this scene from Sienfeld...."I was in the pool" It's funny at 1:49 >

 

[Diverdan]

That is a great clip from Sienfeld... thanks, BVB... very funny !!!

[+ Gar1eth]

Read this and it made me think of this scene from Sienfeld...."I was in the pool" It's funny at 1:49 >

 

 

I already know what the episode is from what you've said without even viewing it. The password is 'shrinkage'.

 

Gman

[+ quoththeraven]

*shrugs* I live with someone whose penis has pretty much the same characteristics as Gman's. I've never discussed it with him but imagine it hasn't done wonders for his self-confidence. When it works, it works; when it doesn't, it doesn't. Right now it's permanently on the fritz due to (most likely) his diabetes.

 

Honestly, I had a worse time with someone I knew long ago who was relatively well-endowed; sex with him often hurt (esp. the first time) and was never as pleasurable as it could be (which is totally code for "I never came when I usually can").

[+ friendofsheila]

No one has weighed in on changing position for the continent. Clearly, then, escorts are just doing as they please and getting away with it.

 

Where are the penis police?