AN EROTIC STORY: Asked to move this from fetish to lounge

[+ Funguy]

As I am a Funguy, I have decided to contribute a once a week erotic column, to be posted on Fridays, late afternoon so the Right coasters can have it to go to sleep by…

 

I would like you all to send your comments and suggestions for the following weeks. Do not despair if your suggestion is not taken immediately. Sooner or later it will be. I would like someone, perhaps Unicorn, to come up with a picture of the bartender – tanned, dark hair, blue eyes, killer smile. Escorts about fantasy meets – what do you guys want in an encounter?! Clients, the same! Maybe BVB will discretely tell about his Dom-Dom meet, perhaps Whipped Guy will give us the low (very low) down on those clothes pins? Doit could send a few pix for upcoming characters.

 

Bear with me on this first column as it is always difficult to start up a story, find the characters and set the scene but here goes. Enjoy:

 

I’ve finished my work week in a strange city, one I’ve never been to. I am in a beautiful hotel, booked into a suite, king-sized bed and king-sized shower to boot. It easily holds three. That shower sounds great as I strip off my suit and tie, my shirt, and all the rest.

 

Hot water cascades off my head, neck, shoulders, back, and finally my buttocks. As I close my eyes, my soapy hand reaches back behind me, kneading my buttocks and finally, searching, finds that sweet spot of pleasure. Slowly I bring my other hand to my throbbing cock, caressing, including my balls. As I revel in pleasure I suddenly stop: am I going to find someone tonight? Maybe I should hold off for now. I am not one for bars and clubs – I have been told I am very good-looking, salt and pepper hair and a fit body, so maybe all is not lost. I just don’t go for the pick-ups and most of the time I’m the one left at closing time – I’m not one for the younger crowd. I like guys who have maturity, not just in age but you also can tell by the way they handle themselves. So, sometimes my hand becomes my best friend. I grab a towel, dry off, and, naked, I even prep myself just in case.

 

Since the bar in the hotel serves food as well, that’s where I decide to start. The bartender, Jon – no “h” – gives me a menu and I immediately notice his gorgeous face, tanned with dark hair and blue eyes, killer body, his serial killer smile.

 

“Just a small green salad and a beer, please.”

“You got it.”

 

As I ate, I would glance at Jon, wondering, should I or shouldn’t I? Finally, just as I glanced once more, he did, too. I noticed his tight shirt got a bit tighter with his nipples straining against the cloth. My glance dropped a bit and I noticed a bulge where one hadn’t been before. Promising.

 

I hung around a bit more and the bar got busier but Jon always had a smile for me. Finally, getting late, I asked for the check and reached into my pocket for money, finding that same bulge Jon had. As he passed me the check, I held my hand briefly on top of his, signed with my room number, and told him to charge it to my room.

 

“You know, I’m off in an hour…”

I simply pointed to my room number, smiled, and left.

 

Yeah, right. This gorgeous man is going to come to my room in an hour. Fat chance! But what do I have to lose by waiting. It’s only an hour. My God – 1 hour and 5 minutes later there was a knock on my door. As I opened it he leaned in and brushed my lips.

 

As I kicked the door shut, we enjoy a slow, deep, sensuous, probing, exploring kiss. Fingers brush against cheeks, up to ears, trail slowly down and I brush and rub his nipples (through that tight black T-shirt shirt). Our mouths disengage, mine slowly falls to his arm pits while my fingers continue to caress his nipples.

 

As the moans (mine, at least) begin, a hand moves across my abdomen, lightly, slowly down, down. Lips plant themselves on his nipples – a bit of teeth through the fabric.

 

As he rubs between my legs, my mouth bites through the fabric of his shirt, suckles and devours his nipples, first his right and then his left and back to his right, he groans with pleasure. My hands rub the insides of his under arms and wander to those nipples as well, brushing, rubbing, twisting, squeezing. He grasps the back of my head firmly pushing my mouth back on his nipples, moaning, while I feasted.

 

As I am not willing to let go of his nipples, his hands begin to slowly undress me, first the belt, then the pants. As he lowers them, his face brushes against me very lightly, kissing and nibbling through the straining cloth of the black jock strap I thought to wear. I cannot help but press the back of his head into me. Once the pants are completely off, he comes back up with his hands across my abdomen, under my shirt, and he finds my nipples waiting at attention. He lifts my shirt over my head, and plants his lips firmly on me. My hands remove his shirt at the same time, up and over his shoulders and head. As I sink down to remove his pants, I lightly brush against him as he did me. With my hands caressing his buttocks I press him into me, inhaling, engulfing… but leaving that last piece of clothing for later.

 

Finally, we slowly remove all of our remaining clothing, and standing, fully naked, we embrace, but barely touch. Light, lingering strokes, caresses, impossibly gentle touching moves us closer and closer to full body contact until we are folded into one another, pressing urgently, holding tightly, hands roaming, mouths roaming, arm pits licked, buttocks squeezed, nipples tweaked, ear lobes bitten.

 

We part to take a necessary breath and slowly resume our ethereal dance of exploration. Our mouths cover our bodies, every nook and cranny; our hands and fingers do the same. We turn each other around and around in order not to miss any part of our beings from any position. While he stands I stroke and knead his buttocks, move behind him, dropping down to kiss and lick and bite his luscious cheeks. As he bends over and pulls his cheeks apart, my wet finger finds that sacred spot and slowly begins to carress and gently penetrate. Soon my tongue begins to lick and probe. My hand reaches between his legs and grasps him, squeezing, massaging, tracing, slowly brushing his sac, feeling the throbbing, rubbing with tenderness….

 

 

Enough for now….sweet dreams until next week! Be sure to write in!

 

Funguy

[+ Funguy]

There have been a few replies in the Fetish Forum so please check before adding you much-awaited comments.

 

Thank you and just wait until next Friday…. Sweet Dreams

[bigvalboy]

As I am a Funguy, I have decided to contribute a once a week erotic column, to be posted on Fridays, late afternoon so the Right coasters can have it to go to sleep by…

 

I would like you all to send your comments and suggestions for the following weeks. Do not despair if your suggestion is not taken immediately. Sooner or later it will be. I would like someone, perhaps Unicorn, to come up with a picture of the bartender – tanned, dark hair, blue eyes, killer smile. Escorts about fantasy meets – what do you guys want in an encounter?! Clients, the same! Maybe BVB will discretely tell about his Dom-Dom meet, perhaps Whipped Guy will give us the low (very low) down on those clothes pins? Doit could send a few pix for upcoming characters.

 

Bear with me on this first column as it is always difficult to start up a story, find the characters and set the scene but here goes. Enjoy:

 

I’ve finished my work week in a strange city, one I’ve never been to. I am in a beautiful hotel, booked into a suite, king-sized bed and king-sized shower to boot. It easily holds three. That shower sounds great as I strip off my suit and tie, my shirt, and all the rest.

 

Hot water cascades off my head, neck, shoulders, back, and finally my buttocks. As I close my eyes, my soapy hand reaches back behind me, kneading my buttocks and finally, searching, finds that sweet spot of pleasure. Slowly I bring my other hand to my throbbing cock, caressing, including my balls. As I revel in pleasure I suddenly stop: am I going to find someone tonight? Maybe I should hold off for now. I am not one for bars and clubs – I have been told I am very good-looking, salt and pepper hair and a fit body, so maybe all is not lost. I just don’t go for the pick-ups and most of the time I’m the one left at closing time – I’m not one for the younger crowd. I like guys who have maturity, not just in age but you also can tell by the way they handle themselves. So, sometimes my hand becomes my best friend. I grab a towel, dry off, and, naked, I even prep myself just in case.

 

Since the bar in the hotel serves food as well, that’s where I decide to start. The bartender, Jon – no “h” – gives me a menu and I immediately notice his gorgeous face, tanned with dark hair and blue eyes, killer body, his serial killer smile.

 

“Just a small green salad and a beer, please.”

“You got it.”

 

As I ate, I would glance at Jon, wondering, should I or shouldn’t I? Finally, just as I glanced once more, he did, too. I noticed his tight shirt got a bit tighter with his nipples straining against the cloth. My glance dropped a bit and I noticed a bulge where one hadn’t been before. Promising.

 

I hung around a bit more and the bar got busier but Jon always had a smile for me. Finally, getting late, I asked for the check and reached into my pocket for money, finding that same bulge Jon had. As he passed me the check, I held my hand briefly on top of his, signed with my room number, and told him to charge it to my room.

 

“You know, I’m off in an hour…”

I simply pointed to my room number, smiled, and left.

 

Yeah, right. This gorgeous man is going to come to my room in an hour. Fat chance! But what do I have to lose by waiting. It’s only an hour. My God – 1 hour and 5 minutes later there was a knock on my door. As I opened it he leaned in and brushed my lips.

 

As I kicked the door shut, we enjoy a slow, deep, sensuous, probing, exploring kiss. Fingers brush against cheeks, up to ears, trail slowly down and I brush and rub his nipples (through that tight black T-shirt shirt). Our mouths disengage, mine slowly falls to his arm pits while my fingers continue to caress his nipples.

 

As the moans (mine, at least) begin, a hand moves across my abdomen, lightly, slowly down, down. Lips plant themselves on his nipples – a bit of teeth through the fabric.

 

As he rubs between my legs, my mouth bites through the fabric of his shirt, suckles and devours his nipples, first his right and then his left and back to his right, he groans with pleasure. My hands rub the insides of his under arms and wander to those nipples as well, brushing, rubbing, twisting, squeezing. He grasps the back of my head firmly pushing my mouth back on his nipples, moaning, while I feasted.

 

As I am not willing to let go of his nipples, his hands begin to slowly undress me, first the belt, then the pants. As he lowers them, his face brushes against me very lightly, kissing and nibbling through the straining cloth of the black jock strap I thought to wear. I cannot help but press the back of his head into me. Once the pants are completely off, he comes back up with his hands across my abdomen, under my shirt, and he finds my nipples waiting at attention. He lifts my shirt over my head, and plants his lips firmly on me. My hands remove his shirt at the same time, up and over his shoulders and head. As I sink down to remove his pants, I lightly brush against him as he did me. With my hands caressing his buttocks I press him into me, inhaling, engulfing… but leaving that last piece of clothing for later.

 

Finally, we slowly remove all of our remaining clothing, and standing, fully naked, we embrace, but barely touch. Light, lingering strokes, caresses, impossibly gentle touching moves us closer and closer to full body contact until we are folded into one another, pressing urgently, holding tightly, hands roaming, mouths roaming, arm pits licked, buttocks squeezed, nipples tweaked, ear lobes bitten.

 

We part to take a necessary breath and slowly resume our ethereal dance of exploration. Our mouths cover our bodies, every nook and cranny; our hands and fingers do the same. We turn each other around and around in order not to miss any part of our beings from any position. While he stands I stroke and knead his buttocks, move behind him, dropping down to kiss and lick and bite his luscious cheeks. As he bends over and pulls his cheeks apart, my wet finger finds that sacred spot and slowly begins to carress and gently penetrate. Soon my tongue begins to lick and probe. My hand reaches between his legs and grasps him, squeezing, massaging, tracing, slowly brushing his sac, feeling the throbbing, rubbing with tenderness….

 

 

Enough for now….sweet dreams until next week! Be sure to write in!

 

Funguy

 

Wow...you are a funguy, but right now I need a need a cigarette and a cold shower....

[whipped guy]

Actually I think that we have a professional writer amongst us... Given the other "professionals" here, plus a few other twisted minds that visit here on a regular basis, this thread has quite a bit of potential. So yes, let's contribute not only with some of our real life experiences, but also with our wildest fantasies and dreams. Even if we can't actually live those visions of ecstasy, perhaps this thread will take us on a mind trip such that at the very least we will be able to live those thoughts not only vicariously, but also in reality... and hopefully in a manner that will take us beyond our wildest dreams.

 

This is is gonna be fun... Plus, as I alluded to above it might just give us some ideas to actually act out in our real life playtime!!!!

 

Thanks funguy, you have injected new life into this forum at at a time when I thought its waters were about to dry up.

[Diverdan]

The way you write, you could easily publish... better than many novels I have read... looking forward to all the contributions and your next chapter !! Thanks.

[gallahadesquire]

Wow...you are a funguy, but right now I need a need a cigarette and a cold shower....

 

I haven't smoked in four years ... I need a cigarette now!

[+ Funguy]

Actually I think that we have a professional writer amongst us... Given the other "professionals" here, plus a few other twisted minds that visit here on a regular basis, this thread has quite a bit of potential. So yes, let's contribute not only with some of our real life experiences, but also with our wildest fantasies and dreams. Even if we can't actually live those visions of ecstasy, perhaps this thread will take us on a mind trip such that at the very least we will be able to live those thoughts not only vicariously, but also in reality... and hopefully in a manner that will take us beyond our wildest dreams.

 

This is is gonna be fun... Plus, as I alluded to above it might just give us some ideas to actually act out in our real life playtime!!!!

 

Thanks funguy, you have injected new life into this forum at at a time when I thought its waters were about to dry up.

 

Thanks, WG, for your compliments. Tho this is as far from my "real" profession as you can get, at times it is a lot more fun.

 

As far as those contributions, guys, I wants you ESCORTS to contribute what you want in an encounter, your fantasy encounter, as well as what has been your most fun or most satisfying meet. The same for you CLIENTS out there. Once it's here in living black and white, you all may have some interesting dates.

 

Oh, and WG, I'm still trying to picture 15. Nowhere near that will ever wind up on me, tho I do have one thought!

 

Funguy

[+ Funguy]

Actually I think that we have a professional writer amongst us... Given the other "professionals" here, plus a few other twisted minds that visit here on a regular basis, this thread has quite a bit of potential. So yes, let's contribute not only with some of our real life experiences, but also with our wildest fantasies and dreams. Even if we can't actually live those visions of ecstasy, perhaps this thread will take us on a mind trip such that at the very least we will be able to live those thoughts not only vicariously, but also in reality... and hopefully in a manner that will take us beyond our wildest dreams.

 

This is is gonna be fun... Plus, as I alluded to above it might just give us some ideas to actually act out in our real life playtime!!!!

 

Thanks funguy, you have injected new life into this forum at at a time when I thought its waters were about to dry up.

 

Thanks, WG, for your compliments. Tho this is as far from my "real" profession as you can get, at times it is a lot more fun.

 

As far as those contributions, guys, I wants you ESCORTS to contribute what you want in an encounter, your fantasy encounter, as well as what has been your most fun or most satisfying meet. The same for you CLIENTS out there. Once it's here in living black and white, you all may have some interesting dates.

 

Oh, and WG, I'm still trying to picture 15. Nowhere near that will ever wind up on me, tho I do have one thought!

 

Funguy

[+ Funguy]

The way you write, you could easily publish... better than many novels I have read... looking forward to all the contributions and your next chapter !! Thanks.

 

Thanks, Diverdan. Actually i am looking for an agent regarding another project - far, far away from this subject!

 

You say you are looking forward to the upcoming contributions - what about yours?!

[+ Funguy]

I haven't smoked in four years ... I need a cigarette now!

 

Cold showers only … no cigarettes … you won't live to read the explosive finish!

[bigvalboy]

Cold showers only … no cigarettes … you won't live to read the explosive finish!

OK...slight confusion Funguy. Do you want members to send in ideas for a story, and then you are going formulate them into a story, or do you want members to write the stories, and then you will choose what gets posted? Either way it is a fun idea, because after all.....

 

You are a funguy...

 

Brilliant idea...

[Bosguy]

OK...slight confusion Funguy. Do you want members to send in ideas for a story, and then you are going formulate them into a story, or do you want members to write the stories, and then you will choose what gets posted? Either way it is a fun idea, because after all.....

 

You are a funguy...

 

Brilliant idea...

 

As I said in the thread when it was in the Fetish Lounge, this is truly a brilliant, uplifting idea that all can share and enjoy. I personally like the idea of submitting ideas and work with you, if desired, to cum out with a hot finished product.

There are, however, members of the Forum who excel at writing FICTIONAL STORIES, so those members could make a great contribution in their own way.

 

Best of luck and THANK YOU!!!!

 

Boston Bill

[+ Funguy]

Send me the ideas, comments, hopes and dreams. I will then put them into the story line.

 

Thanks for asking

[+ Funguy]

OK...slight confusion Funguy. Do you want members to send in ideas for a story, and then you are going formulate them into a story, or do you want members to write the stories, and then you will choose what gets posted? Either way it is a fun idea, because after all.....

 

You are a funguy...

 

Brilliant idea...

 

Thanks, BVB. I want your ideas, experiences, comments, hopes and dreams. I will put them into the story.

 

And thanks for the compliments.

[+ Funguy]

As I said in the thread when it was in the Fetish Lounge, this is truly a brilliant, uplifting idea that all can share and enjoy. I personally like the idea of submitting ideas and work with you, if desired, to cum out with a hot finished product.

There are, however, members of the Forum who excel at writing FICTIONAL STORIES, so those members could make a great contribution in their own way.

 

Best of luck and THANK YOU!!!!

 

Boston Bill

 

All are invited to participate in any way they wish.

 

You are very welcome Bosguy.

 

What I am hoping, in the end - whenever that should be - is that I will be able to throw some humor and fun out to the members of the Forum, be they Escort, Client or simply Voyeur. In addition, i would like to, somewhere along the line, add a little education as well. It can always be worked in and if that stimulates some other threads, then that is great. Last, I would love if the escorts especially, as well as clients are able to increase their satisfaction in their rendezvous by simply doing what turns them on, especially if it's something they read in this thread. If any clients are like me, I get a lot of satisfaction knowing that I am doing something my escort enjoys. That's specifically why I want you escorts out there to post or PM me.

 

Thanks for all of your support and future contributions.

 

Always the Funguy

[+ g56whiz]

"Ethereal dance of exploration" indeed!

 

Ideas? I ain't got no ideas!!! I too was a road warrior for a while but the most exciting evening I ever spent on the road was dinner at the bar in a Holiday Inn restaurant in Evansville IN that was hosting a women's bowling banquet. You wouldn't believe the collective garishness of all those bowling shirts assembled.

[wisconsinguy]

Very well done, and a very good start Funguy. If any members are involved in the erotic, written word as I am, there is a site you might want to check out.

Nifty.org. Has "stories" about everything I could think of!!! Rand

[+ Funguy]

Very well done, and a very good start Funguy. If any members are involved in the erotic, written word as I am, there is a site you might want to check out.

Nifty.org. Has "stories" about everything I could think of!!! Rand

 

Many thanks, Rand. I will check it out!

 

Funguy

[+ Funguy]

Upcuming subjects to be "touched" upon:

 

1. Anal or total body orgasm

2. Shower sex

I remember a while back that one of our distinguished escorts mentioned he liked hot, soapy showers and baths with some of his clients and that a shower or bath does not necessarily need to be at the end of an experience but can be an exciting part of that experience. Would that escort perhaps post again or PM me?

3. Pool party - clothing optional, with escorts and clients

I'm truly sorry I won't be able to make the Palm Springs get-together but this topic just happened to pop up in the story line. Perhaps Oliver would like to chime in?

4. There will definitely be some BDSM and at the appropriate time i will call on Whipped Guy, BVB, and even Raul for some thoughts (without spoiling the scene).

5. Three-ways, be they massage or escort.

 

Remember gentlemen and ladies, if you don't wish to post about a subject or experience but think it would contribute, please PM me. I am very discrete and, of course, there will be no attribution!

 

Thanks, again.

 

Forever fun,

 

Funguy

[+ Funguy]

Installment #2 will be available for your enjoyment later today!

[bigvalboy]

Installment #2 will be available for your enjoyment later today!

 

[whipped guy]

Installment #2 will be available for your enjoyment later today!

You are a cruel cruel man funguy by making those of us on the east coast suffer all those extra hours for the next installment!

[+ Funguy]

You are a cruel cruel man funguy by making those of us on the east coast suffer all those extra hours for the next installment!

 

Au contraire, mon frère! I am going to post in the afternoon on the Left Coast so the Right Coast may have a bedtime story and sweet dreams.

 

Tho, now that I think about it, I could be a little cruel and wait just a bit longer than planned.

 

Forum Members: BLAME WHIPPED GUY!

[bigvalboy]

Au contraire, mon frère! I am going to post in the afternoon on the Left Coast so the Right Coast may have a bedtime story and sweet dreams.

 

Tho, now that I think about it, I could be a little cruel and wait just a bit longer than planned.

 

Forum Members: BLAME WHIPPED GUY!

Well I for one have run out of time, so I will just have to read all about it in a few days. Cheers to you funguy for bringing this thread to the forum. It's a nice twist on things. So for now I will 'Blame Whipped Guy'.....he might need a little punishment for this.

[+ Funguy]

Well I for one have run out of time, so I will just have to read all about it in a few days. Cheers to you funguy for bringing this thread to the forum. It's a nice twist on things. So for now I will 'Blame Whipped Guy'.....he might need a little punishment for this.

 

very sorry and yes, Whipped Guy must suffer.

 

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