If you could pick out your own dick???

[ready182]

If you had the option to chooose your own dick, you know, down at the local dick store, what kind of dick would you have tucked in your pants?

[Guest Derek Ross]

I'd keep what I've got. It's done good by me. And a few bottoms. }(

[Trixie]

Well, i've always thought mauves and dusky lavenders really suited a dick... but more importantly, it should come with a good head for business. It's about time I had a dick that generated some income!

[bigguyinpasadena]

But seriously folks,,,I myself have often thought about this(when I was younger-I have grown quite accepting of my own body as I go into the middle years)I know lots of folks like a REALLY BIG dig to look at,but they are not very practical.Small thin ones hurt like the dikkins when you are getting plowed.Thick short ones are difficult to give head to(you work your mouth around it-start some action and the damn thing keeps popping out)So I guess something between 6-8 long and of a decent 4-6 circumfrence are the most practical all around.

I do love to watch really hung guys JO-and I love the challenge of trying to get some annaconda down my throat-nice fantasy stuff-but for a really satisfying encounter I prefer the penis described above.

[jackhammer91406]

Well, I agree with Derek. But Big Guy does have a point about big ones. I got handed a very thick one ( not too short either) and there have been some occasions where bigger wasn't necessarily better as in "it don't fit and forcing don't help" (with due apologies to certain east coast escorts heheh), but when it does fit, it is great...so yeah...I'd stick (excuse the expression) with what I got.

 

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[jack]

Jim Slater is a very lucky and admirable guy.;-)

[jack]

. . . that's Justin, not Jim. Justin with the enviable package flaunting between his long thin legs, with smooth chest, blue eyes, and a smile that will electrify you even at twenty feet. When you kiss and then look down at his protunding cock, you simply freeze in place unable to stroke or suck him. That's a cock, in my opinion.

[ready182]

Try a little harder ...

 

Seriously guys:

 

If you could choose any length, would you want 6"/7"/8"/9"/10"/more?

 

What is the ideal thickness?

 

Smooth? Veiny?

 

Mushroom head?

 

Curved or straight?

 

What color????

 

Cut or not?

 

Would you buy the extended warranty???

[trilingual]

RE: Try a little harder ...

 

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>If you could choose any length, would you want

>6"/7"/8"/9"/10"/more?

 

MORE! Let's face it, big dicks are attention-getters and help attract prospective partners!

 

>What is the ideal thickness?

 

Just thick enough that it doesn't impede deep-throating!

 

>Smooth? Veiny?

 

Both are sexy!

 

>Mushroom head?

 

Not if it's much bigger than the shaft!

 

>Curved or straight?

 

A slight up/downward curve makes deep-throating easier!

 

>What color????

 

If it's huge, any color except puce. . .

 

>Cut or not?

 

Either one is fine, although if uncut it's got to be clean and the foreskin has to retract completely.

 

>Would you buy the extended warranty???

 

If that would avoid needing Vitamin V, definitely!

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

I have picked out moore than a few that I'd like to have made my own -- all attached to the hottest guys. The current -- long, dark, and sexy... and thick too ... and it comes with the sexiest living doll -- all mine for Black and Blue. :+

[Trixie]

RE: "But seriously folks..."

 

"But seriously, folks.."??? Why, I nearly choked on my cocktail! The premise was "What kind of dick would you get down at the local dick store," A very serious idea, and obviously, I was being serious! Plenty of escorts make money with their dicks, why shouldn't I?

But really, I keep forgetting that most men have absolutely no sense of humor when it comes to the dick. The ridiculous little organ has a stranglehold on the male ego. A dick is an organ designed for sexual procreation which doubles as a evacuation device for liquid waste. It is also a source of great, great physical pleasure, when manipulated accordingly. No matter it's size or shape or color. Like toes.

And it's at it's best when combined with mirth,

which multiplies the pleasure exponentially. (Also like toes!)

Admittedly, some dicks are lovelier to admire visually than others (Again, like toes) but they are hardly the genitors of a truly fantastic sexual experience. The dick's reaction may be the fireworks at the end, but it's the mind and soul that light the fuse.

No matter what kind of dick (or toes) you've got!

La Belle Trixie

[Guest Merlin]

Aaron Austin's is my favorite porn dick. Longer than most, but very thick. Unlike most, when erect, it become thicker toward the head. Always has a very clean, wholesome look.

[Rick Munroe]

>what kind of dick would you have

>tucked in your pants?

 

I wouldn't keep it in my pants; I'd park it down my throat. }(

[Guest Throat Poker]

>>what kind of dick would you have

>>tucked in your pants?

>

>I wouldn't keep it in my pants; I'd park it down my throat. }(

>

 

Yeah, I wouldn't want it so big that only a Circus Act could deep throat it...I think I'd have to try it out a few days so I could shove it down a selection of throats to make sure it fits comfortably without having to remove their back teeth or dislocate their jaws.

 

As to colour, you know they say that the only difference between pink and purple is the grip.

[+ deej]

>Yeah, I wouldn't want it so big that only a Circus Act could

>deep throat it...

 

Wise words.

 

Having a big one is both bane and blessing. When you're with a guy that knows how to use it, it's magic. The rest of the time, it's hell.

 

I can no longer count the number of guys who've swallowed me whole on one hand. (Thank you Athan!) I don't expect to have to take off socks to continue the count any time soon.

 

I know I could have it reduced but anything that involves knives and THAT part is just not gonna happen. ;-)

 

I'll keep what I've got and wander through life looking for size queens. :+

[Guest gentle guy]

I'm actually quite satisfied with what I already have. However, I've always thought that Michael Vincenzo and D.C. Chandler have great dicks, in terms of both appearance and performance (although if I had D.C.'s endowment, I'd be afraid that I would permanently injure somebody).

[AaronWestin]

I'd pick out my own dick. 9 x 6 and would definitely have to be cut. hehehe;-) ;-) ;-) They made a reebock pump shoe where you could adjust the pressure of the fit with the push of a button. Too bad they couldn't design a pump cock. It sure would come in handy for those days when you are wearing fitted dress pants and the bulge in your pants is just too much. That is the only time I'd be making it smaller.

[Guest gentle guy]

Agreed

 

I looked at your pics, Aaron, and I'd be satisfied with what you have, too. :9

[TightBodyTouch]

Straight to the Point

 

Did someone put DICK and SHOPPING in the same sentence? Holy cow, that's a store I'd be at all the time.

 

My whole life I have been insanely jealous of you studs out there with the kind of meat that points directly back up to the sky with straight and perfect precision. You know the kind, they fit snugly against a man's abdomen and sometimes when they're erect you can barely pry them down and away from the belly. They slap firmly back into place when you let go and it's almost as if they put themselves on proud display rather than point anywhere else. Some of you who also have great length along with that can look down to see your head looking back at you and glistening pre-cum is never wasted as it bubbles to the top and sits there waiting for it's time. Those kinds of dicks can be hard all the time, with the head peeking out of their skivvies and no one would know. That happens with a curved dick like mine and it pops out of the pocket in my briefs.

 

I love my own cock as well, no complaints. But anyone who is familiar with it knows it reaches out away from my body and deviates downward in a continuous arc. I will never know what it feels like to have my hard cock rest against my own tummy. And it also means that my load shoots out and away from my body, so I have never had the danger of it shooting back at me and into my face. I guess that's a plus because I am usually shooting it off elsewhere lol A curved dick is perfectly contoured to the throat so that works out for me as well, I'm mighty thankful. But to answer the original query, I would love a pointer, with spring-loaded action and a blunt head to club people with. I'd stroke it off while laying down and then tighten my abs just second before I blow so that I could lift my head and try to aim for my own lips! It's enviro-friendly to recycle, eh?

[TightBodyTouch]

Oh, and don't everyone jump on me for the bit about lickin up the load... I only taste my own. And it's sweet :9

[Trixie]

RE: Straight to the Point

 

Honey, are you originally from Canada? Eh? Regarding those dicks that lie flat against the belly (as mine does), it's not all a bed of roses! When one needs to be a top, it's a little difficult to coerce the said stiffie to go in and stay in. It's kind of uncomfortable too. It's always wanting to flop back out with a bang. I won't complain, but I'd imagine it's much nicer to have a bean sprout that tilts at least 45 degrees away from the nearest obstruction!

La Trix

[TightBodyTouch]

RE: Straight to the Point

 

I just peed myself laughing... Ok maybe I'm better off with the tool I came out with. But it was hypothetical question anyway. Since you happen to have that kind I like though, mind if I inspect just to make sure?:*