Today's escort hall of shame ad of the week - Hot Straight Guy LV

[down_to_business]

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=389840&scid=99086035&sp=1&pos=7&locid=1545&iid=472721

 

Text copied as posted 08/28/13 @ 8PM Eastern

 

Hey Guys Whats up? My names Chris and I like working out, sexing hot girls and videotaping it, but I also love to get serviced by an (older) generous guy. Guys tend to give better blowjobs anyways...So I am very good looking, Im a whiteboy, clean cut always...Im masculine and muscular, even though I am a smaller guy (5'8" 145 lbs 7 Inches). My rate does vary depending on the person so please, send a pic to [email protected] along with your name, how long your in town, where your staying and if you are looking to host or travel-- by the way, I can host or travel.

Thanks for checking out my ad!

 

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Yes, just what I always wanted- an escort that sets his rate depending on how attractive (or ugly) he perceives me to be. That slightly outweighs his turning me on by letting me know how much he loves "sexing hot girls and videotaping it"

 

Anyone turned on by this ad??

[Scorpio]

The guy is just being honest. The SHAME part is that some guys will flock to that ad.

[Frequentflier]

Wonder if this straight guy is looking for a Calvin Klein type sugar daddy. Does his one admirable quality (beyond his abs) look "average"? I'm thinking he's the one escort who rounded down on his size.

 

By the way, he's Christian from Fratmentv if anyone is interested.

[rocky]

What I like is his note in rentboy "I am formerly university educated"; what happened did the university

take your education away. I'm familiar with this guy; well he's not 26, and watch your wallet.

[rvwnsd]

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=389840&scid=99086035&sp=1&pos=7&locid=1545&iid=472721

 

Text copied as posted 08/28/13 @ 8PM Eastern

 

Hey Guys Whats up? My names Chris and I like working out, sexing hot girls and videotaping it, but I also love to get serviced by an (older) generous guy. Guys tend to give better blowjobs anyways...So I am very good looking, Im a whiteboy, clean cut always...Im masculine and muscular, even though I am a smaller guy (5'8" 145 lbs 7 Inches). My rate does vary depending on the person so please, send a pic to [email protected] along with your name, how long your in town, where your staying and if you are looking to host or travel-- by the way, I can host or travel.

Thanks for checking out my ad!

 

****

 

Yes, just what I always wanted- an escort that sets his rate depending on how attractive (or ugly) he perceives me to be. That slightly outweighs his turning me on by letting me know how much he loves "sexing hot girls and videotaping it"

 

Anyone turned on by this ad??

 

He has since changed his ad copy. Here is what it looks like as of AUgust 29, 2013 at 6:45 PM PT:

 

"Hello Gentlemen (and Ladies) Thanks for checking out my ad! My name is Chris and I am a former porn star and escort in the cities of Los Angeles and Las Vegas. I stand 5'8" and weight 145 lbs, and my tool is btw 6 and 7 inches, with decent thickness. I would say my size is about average but have been told I am bigger than average. I do enjoy receiving a mindblowing blowjob and if your new to giving head I dont mind being the one you learn on. I love being the teacher. Also, I can top as well if that interests you. I also can offer my experienced hands at massage, just ask. I can host at my apartment, where I live by myself or I can come to your hotel if your staying on the strip. I am a masculine guy thats fun, formerly university educated from back east and living in Vegas Now. If you need me, just ask."

 

His rate is now $150 in and $250 out.

 

I wonder of the previous ad was some kind of experiment or a joke.

[bostonman]

...but I also love to get serviced by an (older) generous guy.

 

"Generous," of course, is (not-so-secret) code for this being a monetary transaction. I always have to wonder when I see this word in ads on actual dedicated escort sites such as rentboy. I figure any experienced/intelligent escort knows he doesn't have to mention "generosity" because that's the point of the site. So I tend to be suspicious of ads on such sites that use terms like that - it makes me think the guy isn't experienced, and/or the ad is all bullshit talk.

[Will Do]

Peckah looks bigger than those of some guys advertising "large" size.

[Will Do]

 

My rate does vary depending on the person so please, send a pic

 

 

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Yes, just what I always wanted- an escort that sets his rate depending on how attractive (or ugly) he perceives me to be.

 

Don't get Will Do started..........................

[+ azdr0710]

as frequentflier suggests, google Christian Fratmen (or Fratmen Christian if the pun bothers you.....) and you'll find vids of him that will give you a better idea of the body and face....

[Scorpio]

as frequentflier suggests, google Christian Fratmen (or Fratmen Christian if the pun bothers you.....) and you'll find vids of him that will give you a better idea of the body and face....

 

But that video (at least the only one I could find) was from 2006....a lot can change in 7 years.

[anotherjohnindupont]

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=381686&scid=99202636&sp=1&pos=6&locid=1433&iid=467802

"... however, please be willing to email a picture if you want to meet up."

WTF!

this ain't e-harmony!

[Will Do]

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=381686&scid=99202636&sp=1&pos=6&locid=1433&iid=467802

"... however, please be willing to email a picture if you want to meet up."

WTF!

this ain't e-harmony!

 

I've been asked for a pic by some well-reviewed guys.

 

Gave me a complex.

 

Was it something I said?

[anotherjohnindupont]

I've been asked for a pic by some well-reviewed guys.

 

Gave me a complex.

 

Was it something I said?

 

I think an escort shouldn't ask for a picture, but I also hope someone who's over 300lbs and wants to bottom warns him about it, so the escorts takes the whole blue pill and not just a quarter.

[Will Do]

I think an escort shouldn't ask for a picture, but I also hope someone who's over 300lbs and wants to bottom warns him about it, so the escorts takes the whole blue pill and not just a quarter.

 

Okay, Dear John -

 

Not over 300 lbs, not even over 200 lbs. And not an ogre.

 

Happens when I'm honest and state that I'm 50 years old.

 

Just saying. That kinda sorta pissed me off. Goddammit.

[anotherjohnindupont]

Okay, Dear John -

 

Not over 300 lbs, not even over 200 lbs. And not an ogre.

 

Happens when I'm honest and state that I'm 50 years old.

 

Just saying. That kinda sorta pissed me off. Goddammit.

 

I agree with you, an escort shouldn't ask a would-be-client for a picture, discretion goes both ways but mostly goes toward to the "purchaser", not the advertiser when his body is on sale.

 

It was just an example, the 300 lbs comment wasn't directed to you at all, besides 50 years is an average age for a client. I know a local escort here in DC and he doesn't ask for age or body type at all but he's surprised when someone describes himself as young and forgets to say he's very overweight. He told me: "I'd rather having an average guy who's 60, instead of a big guy in his 20's".

 

I'll read next time I post something, I guess you took it personally because I quoted you, it wasn't directed at you at all it was just my way to show I've read what you wrote and I agree wit your opinion.

[tom1980]

I know a local escort here in DC and he doesn't ask for age or body type at all but he's surprised when someone describes himself as young and forgets to say he's very overweight. He told me: "I'd rather having an average guy who's 60, instead of a big guy in his 20's".

 

Mind PMing me who this is so that I can avoid him?