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Since some of you are veering ever closer to swearing off escorting... here's 20 of your options courtesy of HuffPo, (plus my free assessment of each).

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/06/weird-dating-sites_n_3714386.html?ref=topbar

 

1) Kudos on their clever logo. But can you be tolerant of someone who is intolerant?

2) This seems more expensive than standard escorting. But leather and fucking in a barn are definitely pluses.

3) Oh God.

4) The "burn you twice" scat humor is a turn-off.

5) "Are Amish people even allowed to use computers?" HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6) Apparently Bruce Davis or whomever from the Manson family made this work for him.

7) Charles Saatchi is available from what I've read. Do you like being choked?

8) While there are only 10-15 really hot people on this site, you'll quickly recognize them from having used pics appearing on this site.

9) I saw this on CSI once and it didn't end well.

10) I always thought sea captains were busy drowning (Perfect Storm), crashing ships (Costa Concordia), or crashing ships and then drowning (Titanic). Perfect if you have insurance.

11) How clever. And by "clever" I mean "Claritin."

12) You can't go wrong with a euphemism like "there's a party in the back."

13) I find the upgrade hard sell to be off-putting.

14) "Now Ladies?" "Main Ladies?" "Price?" Sorry, that's "New Ladies," I need my glasses. "WARNINGS?!"

15) A better, more interesting name would have been "Epi-Date" or "Sex-a-phylaxis" or "Don't Get Cum On Me, It Can Kill!"

16) This is genius. And that logo! Brilliant.

17) This is actually a 2-part site. Part 1 helps you find someone who is into "traditional family values." Part 2 is a link to Daddy's, so you can find that male escort you will eventually end up hiring after you realize you like cock more than "traditional family values."

18) Ironically they have one of the more aesthetically-pleasing sites.

19) This. Makes. Me. Sad! I want them all to find someone!

20) I think this is actually a myth, like the way all CSI people are actually hot and wear designer clothes to work and have the most powerful version of Photoshop known to man. Try it and get back to us.

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Very very clever Chris. Loved plan B, and your assessment on things. Great read with my morning latte...lol...As for myself, I am veering toward swearing off escorting, but I am not looking for other options in that search. I am just taking a different path. Should I be unsuccessful, well I've decided that I'll be perfectly fine by myself.

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Thanks for sharing this! I looked at each site and then read your comment. Had the same thoughts on several of these, especially the dating website for Amish people and the logo for the plastic-surgeons-and-women-who-want-a-free-boob-job site.

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As for myself, I am veering toward swearing off escorting, but I am not looking for other options in that search. I am just taking a different path. Should I be unsuccessful, well I've decided that I'll be perfectly fine by myself.

 

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I haven't been coming here for long but yours, BVB, is a voice I am always interested to hear. And we had (to my mind anyway) a little bond as the sons of fathers who never tipped enough. And that same week you were contemplating leaving this life in the company of not one but 10 great escorts. And now you may be giving up escorts?! If that happens, I hope the "different path" to which you refer is a very happy trail indeed.

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... plastic-surgeons-and-women-who-want-a-free-boob-job site.

 

Let make it simple, what about girls paying with "nature's credit cards". Some women in the UK served in the army to get a free boob-job, it's true at least until Cameron it was covered by the government.

 

I know a local escort who got a nose job and a chin implant in exchanging for fucking a guy once a week for free for 4 months... That's roughly 4k.

 

No BVB not hiring anymore?

 

I thought he was on a mission to spend all his money before going to the purgatory, and his sis was "Bentley rich" and told him she didn't need anymore money.

 

I hope this sudden change in life is because BVB fell in love or any other good reason, his point of view is always appreciated by all of us.

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Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I haven't been coming here for long but yours, BVB, is a voice I am always interested to hear. And we had (to my mind anyway) a little bond as the sons of fathers who never tipped enough. And that same week you were contemplating leaving this life in the company of not one but 10 great escorts. And now you may be giving up escorts?! If that happens, I hope the "different path" to which you refer is a very happy trail indeed.

 

lol lol....well Starbuck, frugal fathers is something that we will always have in common. As for myself, I am not leaving the forum, just taking a different path in life in search of love and or companionship. One tends to know when it is time to just move on. Change is often a good thing....so yes, let us hope that it is a "happy trail" indeed...;)

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lol lol....well Starbuck, frugal fathers is something that we will always have in common. As for myself, I am not leaving the forum, just taking a different path in life in search of love and or companionship. One tends to know when it is time to just move on. Change is often a good thing....so yes, let us hope that it is a "happy trail" indeed...;)

 

Are you attracted to other seniors now or you just ran out of money? :confused:

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marylander1940 Grand Master

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And the award for totally misunderstanding the straight dating world goes to

http://www.darwindating.com/

 

I love it!

 

What about:

 

http://www.naturalselectionbreeding.com

http://www.waspmeetswasp.com

http://www.whiteonly.com

http://www.bornwithmoneyfuckers.com

 

Don't worry, I made those up but I'm sure someone is already thinking about them.

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Aaahhh Per Se, I should have known...You my dear have exquisite taste. ;)

 

Why, thank you. I had an excellent time on our first date. And sorry I was a bit aggressive with the claws, but you need to stop ogling the waiters! A little oinment will heal those scratches right up.

 

For our second date we're going here. See, Fluffy does all the work for you..

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Why, thank you. I had an excellent time on our first date. And sorry I was a bit aggressive with the claws, but you need to stop ogling the waiters! A little oinment will heal those scratches right up.

 

For our second date we're going here. See, Fluffy does all the work for you..

 

Another excellent choice. Chris has requested an invitation, so I took the liberty to invite him. I am thinking that after dinner and drinks we will all have to find a nice place to settle into for the evening and share a nice liqueur ....;) Assuming of course my credit card survives the dinner bill.

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Another excellent choice. Chris has requested an invitation, so I took the liberty to invite him. I am thinking that after dinner and drinks we will all have to find a nice place to settle into for the evening and share a nice liqueur ....;) Assuming of course my credit card survives the dinner bill.

 

Chris is welcome to come. I don't have sex on second dates though, so I'll need my own suite. I'll come into yours for a while though to make sure nothing untoward happens between you two.

 

Assuming of course my credit card survives the dinner bill.

 

Look into my green eyes and you'll forget all about it. :)

http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/persian-cat.jpg

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Chris is welcome to come. I don't have sex on second dates though, so I'll need my own suite. I'll come into yours for a while though to make sure nothing untoward happens between you two.

 

 

 

Look into my green eyes and you'll forget all about it. :)

http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/persian-cat.jpg

 

 

lol....

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