Items would-be-clients should mention before making plans with an escort.

[marylander1940]

Items would-be-clients should mention before making plans with an escort.

 

This thread was inspired by jon1265 who started this thread http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?94301-Items-escorts-should-mention-in-their-ads and asked about a similar thread among escorts and would-be-clients.

[cany10011]

I'm sure this has been discussed elsewhere in the forum but I would put forth as much information as possible that would gain trust and ensure a smooth encounter. I for one hate back and forth emails and prefer to spell upfront my physical stats, what i envision as part of the "encounter" and a suggested date(s) with a flexible time range. Once, the guy knows me a bit better, i would probably just shoot them a text asking them about their schedule for the upcoming week.

 

 

 

Items would-be-clients should mention before making plans with an escort.

[+ azdr0710]

very much like cany says, I briefly mention in the first contact my accurate stats, a range of possible meeting times and my location, and what I'm hoping happens at the meet...then I ask if he (escort) has any questions or comments for me....I try to be friendly and easy-going...I do NOT mention money matters at all in the first email and only mention it later well apart from "sex" discussion....the tone of the reply often makes or breaks the plan...bad: one-word answers, auto-replies with seemingly no response to my simple questions, really bad grammar, defensive tone....

[Epigonos]

I continue to utilize the same procedure I initiated eleven years ago when I started hiring escorts. I always make my first two or three contact with an escort by email.

 

Email #1 - I inform the escort that I am interested in the possibility of getting together for lunch or dinner (his choice) and then a couple of hours of play time and ask if he is available and interested in this type of arrangement and if so what his fee would be.

 

Email #2 - If his response is positive and his fee is what I am willing to pay I send him a detailed description of myself. In that description I include my age, my height, my weight, my physical condition, my sexual likes, my sexual dislikes, and my general non sexual likes and dislikes. I then ask him to let me know if any of the information I have provided is not a problem.

 

Email #3 - If he responds that he has no problem with my description and sexual like I provide my telephone number and ask him to call so we can set up an appointment.

 

For me, at least, I like to keep things simple which has worked well for me.

[MalcomXpark]

It's also a good idea to tell the escort in advance if you are extremely overweight and you want to bottom or top.

 

I know a local escort and he says many obese guys just can't fuck him, even if they get it hard, there's not enough room to lift their bellies up, grab their cocks and fuck him, they can't even see their own cock.

 

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[down_to_business]

Apparently I need to mention that I get upset if your cancelling will cost me over $1000 in change fees or penalties.

[jon1265]

I think this is supposed to be more in line with the other thread--seriousness with some humor FROM escorts.

 

How about this:

1. Please let me me know if you haven't bathed in several weeks, as body odor is not cologne.

2. When we talk on the phone to set things up--it is not supposed to be phone sex.

3. Toothpaste is not your enemy.

[McLeanspider]

What about simply say: "I'm a top" or "I'm a bottom", no need for details we all know the meaning.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Epigonos has a good format the is similar to my approach; however, I include one more piece of information in Email #1.

 

Email #1 - I inform the escort that I am interested in the possibility of getting together for lunch or dinner (his choice) and then a couple of hours of play time and ask if he is available and interested in this type of arrangement and if so what his fee would be.

 

I also include my location if the escort ad shows that he is traveling to my town; or dates I will be traveling to his city if I have a previously planned trip.

[actor61]

I am always as polite as possible, and state right from the beginning that I'm a bottom, although it's kind of redundant as I only contact escorts who advertise as tops. Still, it helps to make sure! And I always identify myself by name at the beginning of the conversation. If in return all I get is a "sup?", then I end the call pretty quickly. If I get a price range, with different charges for different activities, then I courteously decline, especially if the price listed is already in the $250 to $300 range. I once had a guy tell me there would be an extra $50 "travel fee", even though it turned out he lived about 2 blocks away from me. You can tell a lot by a guy's tone of voice on the phone and if something doesn't sound right to me, I move on respectfully. I'm not big on emails because it's really difficult to identify a person's true personality in an email; some really nice people are incapable of composing a coherent sentence! So, phone calls seem to work best. The ads I steer completely away from are the guys (like the one in D.C.), who ask for pictures or give an age range or a body type they won't accept. Sorry, fellas, but if you're that picky, you're in the wrong business.

[devonhunter]

1) My prescriptions for psychotropic medications ran out, but I've been taking half doses for the last two weeks, so I should still have enough to get me through to the day of our appointment.

2) I hold grudges for years and will surprise you with complaints that I never bothered to tell you about, and then when I do explain them to you and you try to apologize I will use vicious, passive aggressive language; however, after I have vented all over you randomly, I will hope you aren't offended. I will then tell you that I considered writing a bad review, and imply that I still might, even though I never told you about any of this when it was pertinent. After your apology I will act as if it wasn't worth mentioning, even though I decided to finally mention it. But you know, see #1.

3) My therapist/boxing instructor is out sick, so I thought you'd do as a stand in. I mean, I can kick the shit out of you, and you're naked to boot! WOO HOO!

4) I have the freshest breath on the planet. No one would ever question that I do ALL OF THE FOLLOWING EVERY DAY IN THIS ORDER: Floss -> Brush -> TONGUE SCRAPE -> Antibacterial Rinse.

5) I consider you the voodoo doll upon which I will vent all my pent up angst about people you never knew existed but who still haunt me. I'm paying you, so you have to tolerate every bit of bullshit I want to burden you with. Such is the nature of customer service. You chose this life. Suck it up and deal with it. If you can't take it, you're a pussy who chose the wrong profession. Do something else. You're not actually a person anyway. Remember, you're my voodoo doll?

[Blade9]

Lol...ouch, man. Thanks for posting. Made me laugh and made me think. Would love to read an escort site that discussed clients.

[EliLewis]

I clearly didn't read your ad but want something you can't or don't offer

[leigh.bess.toad]

1. I can't really afford to hire you but would you mind sending me lots of x-rated pictures of yourself so I can jerk myself off to happyland for free? (did that guy ever stop texting you Ace??? lol).

 

2. I'm a really busy business person, so there's like a 90% probability I'll cancel our appointment with 5 minutes advance notice. That's not a problem, is it?

 

3. I am summa cum laude graduate of the School of Dead Fish Sex. I can just lay here while you have sex with me. Or more accurately, do sex to me.