Etiquette Dilemma

[ErieBear]

Since the rumor is the gay men know etiquette, I thought I'd ask this question here.

 

Let's just say (hypothetically) that you are at a party. There is a dip that you have been dying to try, but you know that you shouldn't because it's not on your diet and it's not really that healthy. So, (again hypothetically), you decide you're going to take a single chip and put it in the dip, just to get a taste of the dip. You don't want to put any on your plate because you know that you'll eat a lot more than just a single taste. And besides, all those chips have a LOT of salt on them.

 

Now, here comes the problem.

 

You put the chip into the dip and it breaks off. How do you best get it out of there without looking like an idiot? Oh yea, the spoons are at the other end of the table.

 

Hypothetically of course.

[geoffk]

you're kidding right? this is what you are worried about?

[bigvalboy]

you're kidding right? this is what you are worried about?

 

LOL LOL...Erie, I am kinda with geoffk of this one. Why could you not just walk to the other end of the table and grab a spoon? Oh dear me, I think I just got sucked into this thread....

[josephga]

id either grab the spoon get it out or just walk away leaving it

[East2West]

You could have taken a second chip to dislodge the offending chip, and put it on your plate. You could have then realized it was a sign from the diet gods that you shouldn't have tried it in the first place.

[bigvalboy]

You could have taken a second chip to dislodge the offending chip,

 

 

You know that never works....lol lol, because then you have to hunt through the bowl of chips, while you know everyone is wondering what the Hell you are doing, to try and find that one perfect chip that is large enough and strong enough to actually dislodge the first chip. Pick one too large and it will snap in half like the first one, then you're really fucked. Pick one too small and you risk getting your fingers in the dip, then everyone will just think you are some kind of "trailer trash"...as you try and decide what to do with the dip all over your fingers. Do you wipe the dip on your pants? or do you lick your fingers....That is a lose lose situation my friend.

 

Ya know, I am with Joseph on this one, best just walk away and look back at the bowl, kind of with a disgusted look on your face, like you just suddenly discovered some "A" hole left a broken chip in the chip and dip bowl.

[+ deej]

You take it as a message from the universe that you really shouldn't have any of that dip after all and walk away with a clear conscience.

[ErieBear]

Just remember guys, this is all hypothetical!

[instudiocity]

Why are you sticking the chip in the dip? Use the damn spoon to drop some dip on your chip - and keep your pinky finger sticking straight out when the spoon is in your and and the chip is on it's way to it's final destination. ROFL!

[maxwellissmart]

Why are you sticking the chip in the dip? Use the damn spoon to drop some dip on your chip - and keep your pinky finger sticking straight out when the spoon is in your and and the chip is on it's way to it's final destination. ROFL!

 

Exactly. Pig.

What I would do: "Hey! HEY! YOU! With the nice ass! Throw me a spoon. A SPOON! Christ are you deaf? Thank you, baby!"

 

Then later you have something to talk about after you suck his dick in the bathroom. It's a win-win situation.

[+ Travis69]

They retrieved the chip later that evening, dusted it for fingerprints, ran it through the FBI database and now you are no longer welcome at their parties.

[maxwellissmart]

They retrieved the chip later that evening, dusted it for fingerprints, ran it through the FBI database and now you are no longer welcome at their parties.

 

Wait a minute—are you saying that you were invited to a gay party, Erie?

 

I believe congratulations are in order.

[bigvalboy]

Just remember guys, this is all hypothetical!

 

Sorry Erie, I'm not buying it....now tell us what you finally ended up doing.

[+ Lucky]

Just remember guys, this is all hypothetical!

 

No, it's all a waste of time! Don't you have anything better to do?

[Steven_Draker]

If chips and dips are served at your party you probably shouldn't worry too much about etiquette. Try to enjoy and have a good time.

 

"Accidents" of that sort happen. To put things in perspective what would be against etiquette is double dipping.

[Bosguy]

I frankly can't remember the last time I went to a social event when chips and dips were served. Most events have opted for (or I bring) a veggie platter where you choose the veggies you prefer, put them on a plate, and spoon a proper amount of veggie dip on your plate.

 

Boston Bill

[ErieBear]

First off, I didn't say it was a gay party. And it WAS a HYPOTHETICAL question.

 

The reality of what happened was I had a party last weekend at my house for a local organization that I belong to and I mad this really incredible tasting, but highly fattening dip. Some was left over and ended up in the fridge. Today I grabbed a chip and just went to get a little out of it. It really was no big deal since it was my dip in my fridge.

 

However, the chip broke off and I thought, "boy, I'm glad that didn't happen at the party." And then, true to form, I began to wonder what I should have done if it HAD happened. So, it really was hypothetical, but based on real life.

[BaronArtz]

I would worry more about the bowl of chips than about the dip. Common bowls of chips at parties, or at bars, are not a good thing. The other day, I was at Club 20 in NY. During a lap dance, I fingered one of the escorts/dancers there - I believe his name was Marcus. Of course, I washed my hands carefully afterwards. Then I noticed a bowl of chips sitting on the bar. Naturally I thought .... who dipped his hands in there before? Maybe I am just paranoid.

[+ Travis69]

Let's move on to a bigger etiquette dilemma. What would you do if the host walked in on you as you were giving the hot bartender a blow job on the bed of guest's coats??? Yeah, let's say this is hypothetical.

[Bosguy]

First off, I didn't say it was a gay party. And it WAS a HYPOTHETICAL question.

 

The reality of what happened was I had a party last weekend at my house for a local organization that I belong to and I mad this really incredible tasting, but highly fattening dip. Some was left over and ended up in the fridge. Today I grabbed a chip and just went to get a little out of it. It really was no big deal since it was my dip in my fridge.

 

However, the chip broke off and I thought, "boy, I'm glad that didn't happen at the party." And then, true to form, I began to wonder what I should have done if it HAD happened. So, it really was hypothetical, but based on real life.

 

Don't sweat it. If people get upset, they don't have to eat it. Enjoy the broken chip and the dip! Have a Christmas cocktail and do a lot of Ho, Ho, ing!

 

Boston Bill

[bigvalboy]

Let's move on to a bigger etiquette dilemma. What would you do if the host walked in on you as you were giving the hot bartender a blow job on the bed of guest's coats??? Yeah, let's say this is hypothetical.

 

It would depend. Speaking hypothetically of course...Is the host "hot" ??

[+ azdr0710]

It really was no big deal since it was my dip in my fridge.

 

Miss Manners admonishes: if you let the dip "warm" up a bit instead of being fresh out of the fridge, it won't be as thick (hard) and a chip will have a better chance of surviving a swipe thru the dip intact

[Steven_Draker]

I would worry more about the bowl of chips than about the dip. Common bowls of chips at parties, or at bars, are not a good thing. The other day, I was at Club 20 in NY. During a lap dance, I fingered one of the escorts/dancers there - I believe his name was Marcus. Of course, I washed my hands carefully afterwards. Then I noticed a bowl of chips sitting on the bar. Naturally I thought .... who dipped his hands in there before?

 

BUSTED MYTHS ... chips, peanuts and other salty bar snacks do not transmit "poop" bacteria ...

 

http://health.discovery.com/tv-specials/other-videos/dr-know-bar-snacks-and-bacteria.htm

[+ Travis69]

It would depend. Speaking hypothetically of course...Is the host "hot" ??

 

In my hypothetical situation he would be and he would end up joining in and by the end of it all every coat was covered in semen from mutiple orgasms from all parties. But then we have the etiquette dilemma of who pays for the dry cleaning of all the coats or do we just lick it off quickly before anyone is the wiser.....

[bigvalboy]

In my hypothetical situation he would be and he would end up joining in and by the end of it all every coat was covered in semen from mutiple orgasms from all parties. But then we have the etiquette dilemma of who pays for the dry cleaning of all the coats or do we just lick it off quickly before anyone is the wiser.....

 

Are they like real "Fur" coats? Cause if the are, fuck those bitches, just let the cum sit there and stain everything....if not....run like Hell!!