African Men

[VaHawk]

Now, this may sound a little bit politically incorrect, and I sure as heck hope it doesn't sound "racist" to those histrionic posters here, but I'm curious what you guys know about African men. I will be spending the next three months in Africa on business (specifically Nigeria, Chad, Zimbabwe and Tanzania) and am interested in hiring escorts while there, as my boy friend will be staying behind here in the United States.

 

My boyfriend is an all-American white boy with an average (i.e. 6 inch circumcised cock) that just totally satisifes my every need! But I have always had a fantasy about ebony skinned Africans, as I find them so HOT and HANDSOME.

 

But I have to admit that they almost always have such huge uncut cocks that I am always terrified! I have never been penetrated by anything larger than my bf's six inches and I am really afraid to go any larger than that. I have very limited experience with African cock, but from watching porn and perusing the escort sites, it seems that average or even small hung Africans are so rare as to be non-existent.

 

I think an African with an average/small piece would be very HOT!!! but wonder if such a "thing" exists. I'd be particularly interested to know of an escort in this category. Hope my suspicions are wrong and would love to hear others experiences/ideas.

[Guest fukamarine]

>I think an African with an average/small piece would be very

>HOT!!! but wonder if such a "thing" exists. I'd be

>particularly interested to know of an escort in this category.

> Hope my suspicions are wrong and would love to hear others

>experiences/ideas.

 

Would love to tell, you but am afraid to, for what should be obvious reasons!

 

I would be very surprised if some of the countries you mention had anything approaching an organized escort scene.

 

fukamarine

[HooBoy]

http://members.aol.com/intwg/trolls.htm

[adriano46]

Think even the idea of glancing at a Zimbabwean man for a pick-up could end you in jail. If you are a businessman going to the places you said, I think you might do yourself some good checking out the politics and culture (and anti-gay bias) in those places. President Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe, for instance, would never be considered "gay friendly"! In fact, I doubt you will find much in any of the places you mentioned so bring along a few DVDs for your computer.

[VaHawk]

LOL! Thanks HB, now I'm an internet troll just be because I post one "tongue in cheek" thread? I really can't believe anyone took this even the least bit seriously. Thanks for setting them straight.

[+ Charlie]

I assumed as soon as I read this that it was a parody of the "Asian men" post, from which it borrows liberally. You shouldn't have blown it so soon, or you might have had some more interesting responses.

[trilingual]

From what I understand, not all Africans are generously endowed. It seems to be a regional thing, and African men in the south of the continent tend to run along more "normal" sizes, from what I'm told. West Africans (from whom most black people in the Western Hemisphere are descended) seem to be larger. An old anthropological study measuring penis sizes claimed that the Sudanese were the biggest of all, but I wouldn't recommend the Sudan as a vacation spot these days!

 

Europeans vacation in Ghana and Senegal, and there seems to be a bit of a scene in and around those resorts. In the capital cities there are undoubtedly meeting places, and I'm sure sex is available for money or small gifts. In spite of Mugabe, there's an organized gay community in Zimbabwe, and other small gay groups exist in other countries. You may be able to find them by searching the web. If you can get in contact with them, I'm sure you'll be able to learn about the local scene. Good luck, and if you find anything, please report back to M4M!

[+ Axiom2001]

>I assumed as soon as I read this that it was a parody of the

>"Asian men" post, from which it borrows liberally. You

>shouldn't have blown it so soon, or you might have had some

>more interesting responses.

 

 

I immediately saw the correlation between the Asian men post and this one and wondered why Hooboy posted what he did in this particular spot-- for I saw NO bitchiness in the thread or the first responses. Now I am hip and know what's up!

[taylorky]

ROFLMFAO.................i can't believe anybody was qullible enough to fall for that...........you got em' hawk.......taylor@15:25-04/10/03

[kjun]

I just don't see the humor but do what you will. This is an open board. May be that Mr. Hawk just has too much time on his hands.

 

the Cajun

[Guest Ant415]

VA,

 

Your fears are totally founded. All African escorts will be shockingly endowed.

 

Infants in Tanzania typically have cocks that exceed six inches.

 

My suggestion is to get the PIMP DADDY DICK butt plug and condition your ass on the flight over. Thus you can acclimate your pussy to the local conditions. There is a deluxe version of this butt plug that is discreetly hallowed out. This allows for a time-released dose (or Booty Bump) of some crystal meth for the fourteen hours proceeding the landing in Harare. You will take the biggest cock in town up your ass with a yawn. See http://ratehisdick.com for online sales.

[VaHawk]

FINALLY, someone with a sense of humor!! Thanks, for the link too, although I didn't see that butt plug there. Sounds like one helluva lot of fun, but with all that crystal meth, I'd probably get so horny I couldn't wait 14 hours and would attack anything with a cock that happened to be on the plane! But then again, with my luck, I'd be on the plane with all the female models for Sports Illustrated's next swimsuit issue.

 

BTW: would a butt plug up the hole for a 14 hour flight, qualify me for at least an "honorary" membership in the Mile High Club?

[Flower]

>LOL! Thanks HB, now I'm an internet troll just be because

>I post one "tongue in cheek" thread? I really can't believe

>anyone took this even the least bit seriously.

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On first reading, I found your post tasteless, offensive, stupid and racist, but believable based on your past posts.

 

Now that you claim it was a joke, your post is even MORE tasteless, offensive, stupid and racist as was the post on Asian men. x(

 

It's really disappointing that a poster here I'm fond of reading, thought this was so funny he rolled on the floor laughing yet got so upset at the use of the term "str8 acting" in yet another post.

 

I guess bias, prejudice and racism on THIS BOARD is dependent on whose ox is being gored, since no one else seems upset about it--even knowing you thought it funny. In my never so humble opinion, racial stereotypical jokes are no less racist that racial derogatory statements. :-(

[VaHawk]

>On first reading, I found your post tasteless, offensive,

>stupid and racist, but believable based on your past posts.

 

I AM NOT A RACIST!! THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WAS THAT IT WAS A PARODY ON THE RACIST ASIAN MEN POST!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!! But when I pointed out that that post was racist, I got raked over the coals and now on a simple parody to point out the racist ridiculousness of that post I have to be attacked by you. Seems like you, like many people here JUST DON'T GET IT! Always ready to attack the words not the intent, aren't you? And just what past posts of mine ever indicated that I was racist or bigoted in any way? I'll admit that at times I am "less than tactful" when "ranting and raving" about a point, and if you found it "offensive", it wasn't intended that way, but I truly feel that I have never been stupid, tasteless or racist.

 

>Now that you claim it was a joke, your post is even MORE

>tasteless, offensive, stupid and racist as was the post on

>Asian men. x(

 

ITS CALLED A PARODY ALA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! JESUS CHRIST MAN, YOU REALLY NEED TO CHILL SOME. Your attack reminds me of the vitriol launched against Benjamin when he did a similar take off on a Bruno Gaucho thread. Why is everyone so ready to attack, rather than recognizing a little light hearted humor? Oh, I bet I know! The answer probably is that so many posters here are so "full of themselves and their opinions" that the whole world is waiting for their benevolence and guidance to the true path of virtue. BARF!!!

 

>It's really disappointing that a poster here I'm fond of

>reading, thought this was so funny he rolled on the floor

>laughing yet got so upset at the use of the term "str8 acting"

>in yet another post.

 

At least taylor has a sense of humor, which you seem to sorely lack.

 

>I guess bias, prejudice and racism on THIS BOARD is dependent

>on whose ox is being gored, since no one else seems upset

>about it--even knowing you thought it funny. In my never so

>humble opinion, racial stereotypical jokes are no less racist

>that racial derogatory statements. :-(

 

YOU REALLY ARE CLUELESS! That's my opinion and I'M STICKING TO IT!

>

[Flower]

>I AM NOT A RACIST!! THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WAS THAT IT WAS A

>PARODY ON THE RACIST ASIAN MEN POST!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!

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Thou protest too much. In any event, actions speak volumes.

 

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The word "parody" attached to a stupid, tasteless, offensive and racist post does not a "parody" make.

 

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>At least taylor has a sense of humor, which you seem to sorely

>lack.

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A sense of humor means one recognizes good humor. I have a sense of humor. Your post was not good humor. Your post was racist.

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>YOU REALLY ARE CLUELESS! That's my opinion and I'M STICKING

>TO IT!

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Immitation is the truest compliment :+

[VaHawk]

You truly are "full of yourself" aren't you? I feel you are CLUELESS about gay life outside of the commercial aspect, and certainly about gay humor, if not humor in general. You're a smart man, so I assumed you knew what parody is??? But, I guess not, and I guess I give you too much credence, as you still did not point out any post of mine that was racist, other than your 'totally clueless' interpretation of this one. Doesn't the fact that no one else stated that point, maybe indicate that your interpretation is incorrect?

 

But THAT'S YOUR STORY and YOU STICK TO IT. In the meantime, I will ADHERE TO MY TALE! I would never imitate you, as I know who I am and like who I am, and I don't need to imitate you or anyone else. On this point, it is so appropriate that your avatar is a skunk, because your opining on this post "really stinks!"