Cum facials dangerous?

[Bob]

This is a take-off on the "Distaste for Semen" thread. I too came of age in the Eisenhower administration and grew healthy on a steady cum diet, breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snack. What a precious nectar! Of course, that all ended with the advent of AIDS. I still enjoy cum deposited on all points of my body and am not one to run and wash it off. Ever try a cum shampoo?

 

Of late I have been intrigued with having a cum facial but am concerned about getting it in my eyes. Is there a danger here? Also I get the impression that more and more people are taking it in the mouth and even swallowing. Is there new thinking on this activity? If only I could return to this dietary regimen I could discard my Centrum Silver.

[+ Lucky]

Cum in the eyes can give you a very sexy outlook on life. Conversely, a tiny mistake while rimming could give you a really shitty outlook.;-)

[+ deej]

I don't go back to the Eisenhower era. The Nixon era was my glory hole glory days. And I miss it. I *miss* the taste of cum!

 

When talking about what's safe and what isn't, the only thing that's truly safe is sex with yourself. That's the only absolute in the mix.

 

Everything I've read says that unprotected oral sex is [b

]relatively[/b

] safe. (Relative to what, I always wonder! Playing chicken with a freight train?)

 

Everything you add to sucking cock (swallowing pre-cum, swallowing cum) reduces the relative (to what?) safety. Cum in the eyes stings like hell, and also runs the risk of the HIV virus getting into your bloodstream. That's why when most porn videos show a facial cum shot, the model usually has his eyes clenched tightly shut. Swallowing cum is considered relatively safe because the virus doesn't live long once it leaves the body, and it doesn't get along at all well with gastric acids. But there's always the problems of small cuts inside your mouth from the last time you brushed your teeth.

 

It's all about what you consider acceptable risk. Nobody can tell you where that threshold should be. It's a personal choice you must make, and you must accept that "relatively safe" is exactly the same as "relatively risky".

[Guest Merlin]

A Doctor, who appeared to be knowledgable, recently said on one of the forums that cum in the eye is more dangerous than swallowing because the saliva and stomach acids probably kill the virus. I know from experience that it burns like the devil in the eye.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Nivea

 

The porn star ex said that Nivea works wonders as a "jizz substitute" but if you, like our friend Lucky here, are concerned about stings, he suggested this recipe:

 

three peeled cucumbers, finely mashed

one cup organic whole wheat pastry flour

two ounces organic vanilla flavored soy milk

two drops milk thistle

and filtered water to your preferred consistency

 

Blend the entire contents except for the water and slowly dribble in the water until you arrive at a consistency you enjoy and prefer. If you really want that "sticky cum" like sensation, add two tablespoons of pure clover honey.

 

Spread the entire thing all over your face. If you prefer, have a hot friend come, strip naked and wrestle with you on the floor and once you are both tired and sweaty enough, let him dribble it on your face from at least four feet above you (while you are on prone on the ground, of course).

 

Do this at least three times a week and your skin will thank you for it.