Big Dick Causes Airport Security Scare

[+ Lucky]

The man with the longest recorded penis in the world was stopped at airport security, who thought he might have a weapon in his pants. If only.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/brooklynite-jonah-falcon-record-holding-manhood-arouses-security-agents-suspicians-article-1.1115665

[gallahadesquire]

Do any photos of this weapon of ass destruction exist? I wonder if TSA recognized him and wanted a look for themselves.

[bigvalboy]

I was stopped once for having an excessively large penis, told me that it was a potential weapon......... but after they made me remove the batteries, they let me go through.

[seeker630]

I was stopped once for having an excessively large penis, told me that it was a potential weapon......... but after they made me remove the batteries, they let me go through.

 

[happyguy2]

At airport security not long ago, two guys in their twenties were travelling together. The security lady opened their bags and lifted up sex toys and asked them what they were in a very loud voice. Everyone squirmed. Good thing this man didn't get that lady!

[jjkrkwood]

I wonder if he was wearing his "infamous" white spandex bicycle shorts....? I've seen it, felt it, ITS REAL, but the guys hygiene is such a turn-off, even I didnt want to repeat the experience... Plus, if thats his "curent" pic.... tragic !

[+ Lucky]

http://files.sharenator.com/Worlds_Longest_Penis_Jonah_Falcon_Worlds_Largest_Body_Parts-s600x400-144804-580.jpg

[seeker630]

At airport security not long ago, two guys in their twenties were travelling together. The security lady opened their bags and lifted up sex toys and asked them what they were in a very loud voice. Everyone squirmed. Good thing this man didn't get that lady!

 

They should have said , 'bend over & we'll show you!!"

[Rick Munroe]

I've seen it in person (well, OK, I did more than "see") and I was pretty scared!

[jjkrkwood]

I've seen it in person (well, OK, I did more than "see") and I was pretty scared!

 

Rick, did you also get to see his "house of cats" ???? I knew YOU looked familar. I saw your pic on his nitestand :o

[Diverdan]

Lucky,

Not sure what your picture was, as all I can get is a "redx" no matter what I try.... can you post on the gallery? Maybe it will allow me to see it there !!!

[jjkrkwood]

Yeah, whats up with those Red x's after pics are posted ???? Is it a censorship thing ???? I noticed pics i posted in a Legs Thread also got X'd.....

[maxwellissmart]

I wonder if he was wearing his "infamous" white spandex bicycle shorts....? I've seen it, felt it, ITS REAL, but the guys hygiene is such a turn-off, even I didnt want to repeat the experience... Plus, if thats his "curent" pic.... tragic !

 

I like how the guy wants to focus on his "legit acting career" instead of doing porn.

[jjkrkwood]

I like how the guy wants to focus on his "legit acting career" instead of doing porn.

 

And thats been his mantra for the past 30 yrs...

[happyguy2]

lol @ seeker

They should have said , 'bend over & we'll show you!!"

[+ Lucky]

The pictures have been removed from Google as well,sorry. If you do Google him, you can see one photo of him in tight shorts. But, it is owned by Gawker media, so I doubt q cut and past would last.