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So I'm sitting in my air conditioned limousine, stuck in traffic, on my way to the airport, and through the black-tinted windows I notice all the half-naked people on the street, many not so pretty, looking absolutely miserable as they drip with sweat, dragging their feet and asses, desperately seeking more pleasant refuge elsewhere. I couldn't help but think of this place.

 

The heat and humidity are utterly oppressive, near 100º, and I kinda feel bad that I'm running off to the Riviera, leaving some fun folks behind, and their only refuge this summer will be the not-so-cool entertainment provided by some sad and dull trolls.

 

So, in the spirit of a generous cool breeze blowing up the hot crack of your ass, and to keep things lively, fun, and less boring, I quickly pulled out my laptop to create another Photoshop challenge.

 

There aren't too many scanned photographs on the internet of Al Parker with a flaccid cock and his famous low hangers. Digital wasn't around back then, so the digital quality really sucks. But for our summer exercise, quality doesn't matter, and I don't give a shit if someone steals this photo. It's worthless.

 

Now, for all you guys who think you can spot an escort using someone else's photo, there are 12 fixes that have been added, subtracted, or altered from the original (before) photo on the right. The first person to guess all 12 correctly will receive two plane tickets to join me at the Chateau Eza, where keys to your own room, 612, await you, so you can invite your favorite escort. And if you believe that, and the whole thing about the limo, then you believe this board is without trolls.

 

Good luck. And have a great summer!

 

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8159/7586020010_fb11345fac_b.jpg

 

ps I will have a special gift for the winner. :-)

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OMFG. ...... Not even sure why that little "fabricated" intro needed to be included in this post ? Its so typical Blowhard tool. Yeah, off to the Riviera in Hoboken, in an Old Ford Fiesta yellow cab that smells like stale souvlaki and has broken air conditioning, but still laughing at the less fortunate. So says THIS Troll. And THAT is a person You respect ?

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Hey Rockhard... I loved your story... whether it is true, fabricated or a fantasy... I enjoyed it and could picture you flying off to some where HOT, except for the weather... actually, I love both pictures, and could care less what was photoshopped !!! Hope you have a great week.

DD

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I know that RockHard is in a limo on the way to the airport because my Uncle Vinnie is driving it! Other than the bullet hole in the left rear window, it's a pretty classy car.

RockHard was going to leave tomorrow, but Vinnie wasn't available. Shows you how much New Yorkers appreciate their drivers!

 

http://media.techeblog.com/elephant//ul/28317-450x-priuslimo.jpg

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So I'm sitting in my air conditioned limousine, stuck in traffic, on my way to the airport,

 

 

Thought this was funny, as I am on my way out, and again had to ask for a very early pickup so I can avoid rush hour to LAX.

 

 

 

Now, for all you guys who think you can spot an escort using someone else's photo, there are 12 fixes that have been added, subtracted, or altered from the original (before) photo on the right. The first person to guess all 12 correctly will receive two plane tickets to join me at the Chateau Eza, where keys to your own room, 612, await you, so you can invite your favorite escort. And if you believe that, and the whole thing about the limo, then you believe this board is without trolls

 

As for the photographs, as much as I would love those plane tickets, I can't get to 12 fixes, not even close. You are good at this little game RH.

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I know that RockHard is in a limo on the way to the airport because my Uncle Vinnie is driving it! Other than the bullet hole in the left rear window, it's a pretty classy car.

RockHard was going to leave tomorrow, but Vinnie wasn't available. Shows you how much New Yorkers appreciate their drivers!

 

http://media.techeblog.com/elephant//ul/28317-450x-priuslimo.jpg

 

I was just talking to the owner of the limo company I use and he said that they are getting rid of all their Town Cars, since Lincoln has discontinued them. After seeing this Lucky, perhaps I will suggest a fleet of the Toyota Prius....check with Vinnie and ask him what he thinks.

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Been missing you, BVB!

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Been traveling...home a couple of days and I gotta get out of here again, I am bored with LA...Maybe Vinnie and I will do a little road trip up the Coast in his 1978 Coupe de Ville. BTW Lucky, what does Uncle Vinnie look like? Anything like "The Situation" on that whathamacallit "Jersey Show"...that could be a fun trip.

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I have to say I do like the idea of putting a Troll Ban Notice in the title of the thread. This puts the "Toll Brigade" on alert that they are not welcome to enter the thread and participate.

 

Does anyone you consider a troll agree with your assessment? (My point is that it's a pretty subjective call) My guess is it would only lead to more argument. And if a troll's intent is to inflame - you've basically issued an invitation/challenge.

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Does anyone you consider a troll agree with your assessment? (My point is that it's a pretty subjective call) My guess is it would only lead to more argument. And if a troll's intent is to inflame - you've basically issued an invitation/challenge.

 

Let's wait and see if the "Troll Brigade" responds and what they have to say for themselves.....and also how they would feel about being alerted in advance that they are not welcome on a particular thread.

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I have to say I do like the idea of putting a Troll Ban Notice in the title of the thread. This puts the "Toll Brigade" on alert that they are not welcome to enter the thread and participate.

 

Yeah, those TOLLS can be a real nuissance. LMFAO.....

 

and the Ban obviously didnt keep YOU away.. but then, you arent a TOLL !

 

Talk about anti-climactic posts !

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http://www.chateaueza.com/images

 

I would love to combine some sort of driving vacation with this hotel as the final destination.

 

I used to thumb rides between Nice and Monte Carlo when I was in my 20s. Those beautiful hotels between the two cities are isolated, so you would need a car for the entire vacation. There was a good public transportation system, not sure about now. The hotel likely provides transportation into Monte Carlo, which I believe is very close by.

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Didn't take long for a troll to appear. They must have internet down in the troll-cave at the NYC sex club. I wonder if the troll can double task by texting and licking it's lips through the glory hole on the slurp-ramp at the same time? Troll?

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Didn't take long for a troll to appear. They must have internet down in the troll-cave at the NYC sex club. I wonder if the troll can double task by texting and licking it's lips through the glory hole on the slurp-ramp at the same time? Troll?

 

Nice to see you've embraced the Troll bandwagon your buddy Blowhard is driving... Every Top banana needs a sidekick. And instead of worrying about what I can do in the sex clubs, and being this sites backup Alarm for Troll activity, just worry about Yourself, and where your next str8 boy will come from, and perhaps contribute something of value here. All your ongoing, repeated Troll BS is doing is adding to the "demise of this site". Sound familiar ?

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So I'm sitting in my air conditioned limousine, stuck in traffic, on my way to the airport, and through the black-tinted windows I notice all the half-naked people on the street, many not so pretty, looking absolutely miserable as they drip with sweat, dragging their feet and asses, desperately seeking more pleasant refuge elsewhere. I couldn't help but think of this place.

 

The heat and humidity are utterly oppressive, near 100º, and I kinda feel bad that I'm running off to the Riviera, leaving some fun folks behind, and their only refuge this summer will be the not-so-cool entertainment provided by some sad and dull trolls.

 

So, in the spirit of a generous cool breeze blowing up the hot crack of your ass, and to keep things lively, fun, and less boring, I quickly pulled out my laptop to create another Photoshop challenge.

 

There aren't too many scanned photographs on the internet of Al Parker with a flaccid cock and his famous low hangers. Digital wasn't around back then, so the digital quality really sucks. But for our summer exercise, quality doesn't matter, and I don't give a shit if someone steals this photo. It's worthless.

 

Now, for all you guys who think you can spot an escort using someone else's photo, there are 12 fixes that have been added, subtracted, or altered from the original (before) photo on the right. The first person to guess all 12 correctly will receive two plane tickets to join me at the Chateau Eza, where keys to your own room, 612, await you, so you can invite your favorite escort. And if you believe that, and the whole thing about the limo, then you believe this board is without trolls.

 

Good luck. And have a great summer!

 

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8159/7586020010_fb11345fac_b.jpg

 

ps I will have a special gift for the winner. :-)

 

I'd always drolled over the pics of AL PARKER. ...thought him to be quite, quite alluring and enticing. ...like the photoshopped dick more than the real, but I WOULD NOT accept if offered either one by this hot man. {He's deceased now, is he not?}

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