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Well, the other nite I decided to forego the "sex den" (YES Max) for my weekend entertainment, and headed to the local Peep Booth theatre instead. It was Pizza and donut nite, and i had amassed discount coupons, so eventhough its usally "Hit or Miss" there, at the very least, for the $5 I would come away having some mozzarella cheese and a donut hole...

After entering, I made the rounds of the backroom area while my eyes adjusted to the semi-darkness, and once acclumated, my eyes fixed on a small, asian guy in a silver posing strap gyrating away in the booth... Well he wasnt exactly small, but he was Short, about 5 ft, but he was clearly a bodybuilder with massive pecs, peaked arms, powerful legs, and an incredible butt that was "eatting up" his thong.... He was bald, and totally "smooth". We eyed each other for awhile, and he motioned with his head for me to join him in the booth. So I say to myself, "JJ, you are a Size Queen and he is asian, so tHAT probably wont work for you, but he has an incredible body, and you are into the "worship thing", and just maybe he will let you eat that incredible ass"... So my decision was made, and I joined him. He posed and gyrated for awhile, flexing every muscle for me, then asked ME to disrobe. I obeyed, and then he put my hands on his body and asked me to "feel him all over".. OK, still no problem here, I felt, caressed and licked all over his beautiful body. Then he takes off the posing strap, and as I figured, his cock, as in the past with the asians Ive been with, was disappointing and "smallish".

But I didnt care, I was anticipating worshipping that ASS !. He stands up on the bench and asks me to "SUCK"... I didnt want to, but figured it was a "means to an end" (literally). So I sucked with ease, no problem, and he was moaning and groaning saying "so good, so good".... OK enuf of this, I take my mouth away, and wanna get down to Ass business. He is feeling me and says "Me like Daddy, VERY much" (strike #1)... Again he says "Me like, you like me ???" And while I was generally enjoying myself, in a visual sense at least so far, I answered YES. Then, he reaches in his backpack and pulls out a clear glass dildo, about 6" long and says "You take in Ass, it feel Very, very good"..(strike #2) ... I knew where this was now headed, and didnt like the destination, and although I answered NO to taking the dildo, he proceeded trying to put it in my ass. (strike #3..You're Out). At that point I was so turned OFF, I picked up my clothes and started to get dressed, while there was a "let down" look on my muscle boys face.

It was Funny that I actually got "turned off" at strike #1, but continued on just to see what would happen.. but I know from experience, once you hit the OFF switch with Me, its over.....

 

QUESTION: Have you ever been with someone (escort or otherwise) , enjoying yourself very much, but the other person Does or says something that immediately turns you off, and ends it for you??? At first I felt that I'm too picky, rigid and inflexible, but then wondered if there are others who get turned off by words or actions too ?

 

Fresh and Ty, as the 2 Real ladies here, please weigh in with the female perspective....

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Let me add a few details that JJ left out..

 

Well, the other nite I decided to forego the "sex den"(the sex den is always written in bold and spoken in hushed tones) (YES Max) for my weekend (Sunday to Saturday is the weekend, right?) entertainment, and headed to the local Peep Booth (I'm at a loss for words) theatre (note the British spelling in an attempt to "class it up.") instead. It was Pizza and donut nite, and i had amassed discount coupons (because they send these out weekly in the mail, so be on the lookout or give me yours if you aren't going to use them), so eventhough (a new word... umm, okay) its usally "Hit or Miss" (me being "Miss," as in "Miss JJ where have you been GURL") there, at the very least, for the $5 I would come away having some mozzarella cheese and a donut hole... (sigh)

 

After entering, I made the rounds of the backroom area while my eyes adjusted to the semi-darkness, and once acclumated, my eyes fixed on a small, asian guy in a silver posing strap gyrating away in the booth (to Madonna's "Open Your Heart," and right about then he pushed off his dark wig to show his blond pixie cut)... Well he wasnt exactly small, but he was Short (but not small), about 5 ft (which is actually kinda small AND short), but he was clearly a bodybuilder with massive pecs, peaked arms, powerful legs, and an incredible butt that was "eatting up" (in all this time I still haven't learned how to spell "eat") his thong.... He was bald, and totally "smooth" (and actually looked kind of like a small, short alien dancing to "Open Your Heart.") We eyed each other for awhile (and growled like cats), and he motioned with his head for me to join him in the booth (because he needed someone to act as a pole for the climax of "Open Your Heart."). So I say to myself, "JJ, you are a Size Queen and he is asian (and short, and small), so tHAT (not to be confused with DTaP, the vaccine for diphtheria and tetanus) probably wont work for you, but he has an incredible (small and short) body, and you are into the "worship thing", and just maybe he will let you eat that incredible ass"... So my decision was made, and I joined him. He posed and gyrated for awhile (showing me the I was the lock and he was going to "tur-hurn the keeeeeeeyyyyyy"), flexing every muscle for me, then asked ME to disrobe (and then the rest is complete fiction, since the truth is I ate 12 mozzarella sticks, 37 donut holes and I woke up and my butt was bleeding). blah blah blah blah blah...

 

blah blah blah QUESTION: Have you ever been with someone (escort or otherwise) , enjoying yourself very much, but the other person Does or says something that immediately turns you off, and ends it for you??? At first I felt that I'm too picky, rigid and inflexible, but then wondered if there are others who get turned off by words or actions too ?

 

Fresh and Ty, as the 2 Real ladies here, please weigh in with the female perspective....

 

Max's answer is: yes. For some reason, men have decided that they have to 1) spit on an asshole and then lick it off and then spit on the asshole again. Wash-rinse-repeat... spit, lick, spit, lick, spit.

 

They also have to go down on someone's dick until they choke and gag and make horrible, offputting noises, and then they feel the need to try to kiss me with that mouth which is now not nice and wet with saliva, but slick with mucus, because that's what your body produces in a jiffy if it thinks you're about to throw up.

 

This has the effect of making my stomach heave, and I'd like to pistol-whip the porn director who first decided that this was even remotely sexy.

 

Because it isn't and it will never be.

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Let me add a few details that JJ left out..

 

Well, the other nite I decided to forego the "sex den"(the sex den is always written in bold and spoken in hushed tones) (YES Max) for my weekend (Sunday to Saturday is the weekend, right?) entertainment, and headed to the local Peep Booth (I'm at a loss for words) theatre (note the British spelling in an attempt to "class it up.") instead. It was Pizza and donut nite, and i had amassed discount coupons (because they send these out weekly in the mail, so be on the lookout or give me yours if you aren't going to use them), so eventhough (a new word... umm, okay) its usally "Hit or Miss" (me being "Miss," as in "Miss JJ where have you been GURL") there, at the very least, for the $5 I would come away having some mozzarella cheese and a donut hole... (sigh)

 

After entering, I made the rounds of the backroom area while my eyes adjusted to the semi-darkness, and once acclumated, my eyes fixed on a small, asian guy in a silver posing strap gyrating away in the booth (to Madonna's "Open Your Heart," and right about then he pushed off his dark wig to show his blond pixie cut)... Well he wasnt exactly small, but he was Short (but not small), about 5 ft (which is actually kinda small AND short), but he was clearly a bodybuilder with massive pecs, peaked arms, powerful legs, and an incredible butt that was "eatting up" (in all this time I still haven't learned how to spell "eat") his thong.... He was bald, and totally "smooth" (and actually looked kind of like a small, short alien dancing to "Open Your Heart.") We eyed each other for awhile (and growled like cats), and he motioned with his head for me to join him in the booth (because he needed someone to act as a pole for the climax of "Open Your Heart."). So I say to myself, "JJ, you are a Size Queen and he is asian (and short, and small), so tHAT (not to be confused with DTaP, the vaccine for diphtheria and tetanus) probably wont work for you, but he has an incredible (small and short) body, and you are into the "worship thing", and just maybe he will let you eat that incredible ass"... So my decision was made, and I joined him. He posed and gyrated for awhile (showing me the I was the lock and he was going to "tur-hurn the keeeeeeeyyyyyy"), flexing every muscle for me, then asked ME to disrobe (and then the rest is complete fiction, since the truth is I ate 12 mozzarella sticks, 37 donut holes and I woke up and my butt was bleeding). blah blah blah blah blah...

 

blah blah blah QUESTION: Have you ever been with someone (escort or otherwise) , enjoying yourself very much, but the other person Does or says something that immediately turns you off, and ends it for you??? At first I felt that I'm too picky, rigid and inflexible, but then wondered if there are others who get turned off by words or actions too ?

 

Fresh and Ty, as the 2 Real ladies here, please weigh in with the female perspective....

 

Max's answer is: yes. For some reason, men have decided that they have to 1) spit on an asshole and then lick it off and then spit on the asshole again. Wash-rinse-repeat... spit, lick, spit, lick, spit.

 

They also have to go down on someone's dick until they choke and gag and make horrible, offputting noises, and then they feel the need to try to kiss me with that mouth which is now not nice and wet with saliva, but slick with mucus, because that's what your body produces in a jiffy if it thinks you're about to throw up.

 

This has the effect of making my stomach heave, and I'd like to pistol-whip the porn director who first decided that this was even remotely sexy.

 

Because it isn't and it will never be.

 

 

AH HA HA HA HA Ha

 

Hilarious Max.

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The instant somebody ignores a NO, I'm outta there.

 

Especially if there's a donut hole waiting for me down the hall. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

 

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"They also have to go down on someone's dick until they choke and gag and make horrible, offputting noises, and then they feel the need to try to kiss me with that mouth which is now not nice and wet with saliva, but slick with mucus, because that's what your body produces in a jiffy if it thinks you're about to throw up.

 

This has the effect of making my stomach heave, and I'd like to pistol-whip the porn director who first decided that this was even remotely sexy.

 

Because it isn't and it will never be."

 

I hope that you communicate this loud and clear, Max. I don't like having it done either, but most of the escorts that I have been with seem to enjoy it. So, when they do it to me, I just mentally wait until they move one. Now that I write this, I suppose that I too should just say "no" when they do it to me.

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And what about rimming? It does nothing for me, and I don't like to do it. Is this a "no" on my side, or just a "do it" and "take it" until things move on? Let me be clear. It's not an immediate turn off. I just consider it "a pause".

 

Well that's just insanity. Everyone should like rimming. :eek:

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It was Funny that I actually got "turned off" at strike #1, but continued on just to see what would happen.. but I know from experience, once you hit the OFF switch with Me, its over.....

 

This is exactly why I am such a fan of the unassisted triple-play in baseball. It's a rare occurrence, yet when it does happen, everything bad, which preceded it, is erased and the game is reset to the next inning of play, by just once person in charge. And, of course, donuts and bubble-gum can once again be had and enjoyed in the dugout by all.

 

QUESTION: Have you ever been with someone (escort or otherwise) , enjoying yourself very much, but the other person Does or says something that immediately turns you off, and ends it for you??? At first I felt that I'm too picky, rigid and inflexible, but then wondered if there are others who get turned off by words or actions too ?

 

Well, it does happen from time to time, JJ. Surprisingly, just the other day, I was enjoying, along with many others, a fun contest which promised a desirable picture prize to the winner(s).

 

As it turned out, everyone vying for that coveted and promised prize, saw the same glass dildo which you walked away from last night - shoved up their asses!

 

Life is curious sometimes, JJ. Hope you used Clorox wipes on the bottom of your shoes, before you got on the bus to go home! :cool::p

 

No need tracking anything undesirable to others, any further than it needs to be spread. You know how those limo queens become when they have to travel by bus, late-night, after their charter-dollars run out! :)

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Tell it to Max, He is not only a dick, BUT the offender !

 

don't take me so seriously, JJ....was just funnin' a bit because of your similar post in the other thread....yes, I suppose there's definitely enough blame to go around....

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don't take me so seriously, JJ....was just funnin' a bit because of your similar post in the other thread....yes, I suppose there's definitely enough blame to go around....

 

I was funnin too azdr, although I DO still think Max is a dick ! And now I have added YOU to the chit-chatters list ! :D

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I was funnin too azdr, although I DO still think Max is a dick ! And now I have added YOU to the chit-chatters list ! :D

 

damn!...you tricked me....you slimy NYers are all the same.....

 

well, time for breakfast: will go catch the bus and chat up the locals at my favorite greasy-spoon.....

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damn!...you tricked me....you slimy NYers are all the same.....

 

well, time for breakfast: will go catch the bus and chat up the locals at my favorite greasy-spoon.....

 

FYI, the others members here dont have much affection for US bus riders......

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