So you're some guy who hires escorts...

[maxwellissmart]

... it could be much worse. You could be a woman.

 

Read and enjoy the greener grass on your side of the fence for once.

 

http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-may-2012

[maxwellissmart]

... it could be much worse. You could be a woman.

 

Read and enjoy the greener grass on your side of the fence for once.

 

http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-may-2012

 

"Alternate between swiveling both wrists in opposite directions and stroking your hands upward, twisting your wrists when you reach his head as though you are turning a doorknob. Rub your thumb in a tiny figure-eight pattern over his frenelum... Or try the windshield-wiper move; glide your thumb from side to side along the rim where his head begins, then move your thumb up and over the top of the head several times."

What. The. Fuck.

 

Are you supposed to keep this by your bedside in case you need a quick cheat sheet? Fresh—does this actually work?

[wnybear]

The Men's Health with Zac Efron on the cover was pretty hot. But then I don't read Men's Health fort he articles :-)

[maxwellissmart]

The Men's Health with Zac Efron on the cover was pretty hot. But then I don't read Men's Health fort he articles :-)

 

The past blogs have some pretty funny shit.

[bigvalboy]

Fresh—does this actually work?

 

I would say that it does..saw a guy once for a few months. Built like a football player. He liked to get all dressed up in womans panties, with a wig and shit, wanted me to slap him around and call him a 'little bit*h"...worked for him!!

[Boner]

If I'm being honest here, I would never want to hire an escort as smart and as eloquent and as opinionated as maxwellissmart.

 

It's just too much pressure to be with someone whom I may not feel equal to be with at the time. Sexually.

 

I love his posts here. They're some of the best ever.

 

I'm just wondering if he's as good in bed as an escort, as he is on my laptop for entertainment.

[Bosguy]

No doubt about it. So mutually satisfying spending time with working guys. Was straight married, in a long term relationship with a male partner, and have spent time with other men, but the positive emotion and confidence to do anything we mutually agree on makes the experience remarkable

 

Boston Bill

[maxwellissmart]

If I'm being honest here, I would never want to hire an escort as smart and as eloquent and as opinionated as maxwellissmart.

 

It's just too much pressure to be with someone whom I may not feel equal to be with at the time. Sexually.

 

I love his posts here. They're some of the best ever.

 

I'm just wondering if he's as good in bed as an escort, as he is on my laptop for entertainment.

 

Aw!

[Lookin]

http://media4.origo.no/-/cache/image/1689226_hedf2ff60065ad8bc6fd4_v1299098469_562x450.jpeg

 

Oh yeah, baby, swivel that frenulum!

[unsub2O17]

If I'm being honest here, I would never want to hire an escort as smart and as eloquent and as opinionated as maxwellissmart.

 

It's just too much pressure to be with someone whom I may not feel equal to be with at the time. Sexually.

 

I love his posts here. They're some of the best ever.

 

I'm just wondering if he's as good in bed as an escort, as he is on my laptop for entertainment.

 

Max is so willing to put himself out there. This only increases my desire to meet him. The best word to describe my reaction to his posts is "eager".

[Phil_musc]

Thanks, Max - again. I followed the link and read the first page - proof that single people are really clueless about a lot of things (at least single women must be).

I elected not to continue to page 2 - the information was - well, how can I say this - uninformative. Good chuckles here though.

[maxwellissmart]

Max is so willing to put himself out there. This only increases my desire to meet him. The best word to describe my reaction to his posts is "eager".

 

Are you saying I'm willing to put out??

 

Because—well... well... I am.

[bigvalboy]

http://media4.origo.no/-/cache/image/1689226_hedf2ff60065ad8bc6fd4_v1299098469_562x450.jpeg

 

Oh yeah, baby, swivel that frenulum!

 

Dear God...as always Lookin...the best!!

[unsub2O17]

Are you saying I'm willing to put out??

 

Because—well... well... I am.

 

Great. The pun works for me!

[+ purplekow]

If I'm being honest here, I would never want to hire an escort as smart and as eloquent and as opinionated as maxwellissmart.

 

It's just too much pressure to be with someone whom I may not feel equal to be with at the time. Sexually.

 

I love his posts here. They're some of the best ever.

 

I'm just wondering if he's as good in bed as an escort, as he is on my laptop for entertainment.

Between you and me, Between the sheets, I want someone equally endowed between the ears and between the legs.

[+ FreshFluff]

http://media4.origo.no/-/cache/image/1689226_hedf2ff60065ad8bc6fd4_v1299098469_562x450.jpeg

 

Oh yeah, baby, swivel that frenulum!

 

I feel bad for that guy. That expression on his face says "OMG, finallym, a woman has found me attractive enough to fondle." Seriously.

[+ FreshFluff]

"Alternate between swiveling both wrists in opposite directions and stroking your hands upward, twisting your wrists when you reach his head as though you are turning a doorknob. Rub your thumb in a tiny figure-eight pattern over his frenelum... Or try the windshield-wiper move; glide your thumb from side to side along the rim where his head begins, then move your thumb up and over the top of the head several times."

What. The. Fuck.

 

Are you supposed to keep this by your bedside in case you need a quick cheat sheet? Fresh—does this actually work?

 

Heh, how would I know? I barely touch people's hands in public, let alone their butts. But the research has resulted in some tried and true trips, like the one from this 70s era study:

http://www.spring.org.uk/2012/04/what-the-love-bridge-tells-us-about-how-thoughts-and-emotions-interact.php

[maxwellissmart]

Heh, how would I know? I barely touch people's hands in public, let alone their butts. But the research has resulted in some tried and true trips, like the one from this 70s era study:

http://www.spring.org.uk/2012/04/what-the-love-bridge-tells-us-about-how-thoughts-and-emotions-interact.php

 

You're a woman—therefore you know all women and you all read Cosmo. Don't pretend.