Why I'm really happy right now.

[Rick Munroe]

Just got some really good head. }(

[Guest ortrud45]

Rick, that's wonderful! :9

 

But please work a bit harder (means sit a minute longer at your PC)and give us some juicy details! You know I like stories and fantasies.

 

Or is it that you left us so "shorthanded" as your husband Derek stopped the CD-player whith the same songs running again and again since a week?

 

Curiously, ortrud45

[Rick Munroe]

>But please work a bit harder

 

You people are never satisfied! I don't get paid to write porn here. OK, just this once...he opened his mouth, I stuck it in, he sucked it real good and I shot a big load on his chest. (I charge $10 per word so you now owe me $220). :P :P

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

$220

 

>>But please work a bit harder

>

>You people are never satisfied! I don't get paid to write

>porn here. OK, just this once...he opened his mouth, I stuck

>it in, he sucked it real good and I shot a big load on his

>chest. (I charge $10 per word so you now owe me $220).

 

Given your reputation, let us hope you do not consider a moan to be a word. Also, Mr. Munroe, I was disappointed to take note that some of those are very small words at $10 each. . . .

[Guest endoman31]

Charles Dickens only got a nickle a word. But then you have to consider inflation and other fators.

[dick_nyc]

Right nipple or left. From below or above or across. The world wants to know all.

 

After all, when Ben Affleck was asked if he was gay, he went to all the trouble to say ("I'm not stylish enough. ... The only man I've ever kissed is Jason Lee, in 'Chasing Amy'"); surely you can do better than that. You are the definite flavor of the month, year, decade, century or something. We need to all the details.

[Guest rizzuto]

> I charge $10 per word ...

 

So, you would charge me $20 for a blow job?

[Spida]

So appearently the person who you got bad head from doesn't read this forum! I must give it to you (Oops slip on words but would like to!)for trying to educate so many on the techniques of giving good head.. Looks like that post will have to resurrected again!

 

We all feel for you, in this time of sorrow, after all your hard work.

[Spida]

Ignore my last post I think the liquid lunch today went straight to my head.. I thought it said DIDN'T get really good head.. Oh well then in that case your thread may have helped!!

 

Spida loosing it

[Prime Muscle]

So what would it take to make you even happier?

[Rick Munroe]

>So what would it take to make you even happier?

 

I think it might involve something that's 8.5 inches long and hangs between your legs. :9

[+ Lucky]

So I guess 10 inches would send you into spasms of cumfort and joy? Then what about 11?

[Rick Munroe]

I'm no size queen. 8.5 just happens to be what he's got. Men make me happy; not numbers. :P

[Prime Muscle]

"I think it might involve something that's 8.5 inches long and hangs between your legs"

 

WOW - how did you know my size?

[Rick Munroe]

>WOW - how did you know my size?

 

I'm psy-cock.

[Guest ncm2169]

GROAN!! Jeez, that's one of your ALL TIME BEST (at least in my tenure here):+

[VaHawk]

What a relief! I see now that it is a takeoff on "psychic"! All this time I was thinking it was an abbreviation of "pussy-cock" and that the poor guy was either confused or a hermaphrodite! My faith has been restored! :o

[Rick Munroe]

>GROAN!! Jeez, that's one of your ALL TIME BEST

 

Thanks! I like to make men groan, whether it's with my words or my body (although words save me a trip to the laundry).

[dick_nyc]

If you make them groan, then let them do the laundry. Didn't your mama teach you no better?