One hand? Two hands? Palms? Fingertips?

[Samai139]

While watching a solo jerk off video free on the 'net (yeah, I admit it, I'm a D.O.M.---dirty old man---) I was interested in the way the young hunk was pleasuring himself. He used the fingertips of both hands and I assume his thumbs were on the back of his shaft, bringing himself to a healthy orgasm. This prompted a prurient interest in what manual methods guys on this forum use. (BTW--yep, I masturbate and got pleasure from this guy's method!!)

So the following questions:

1. One hand or two?

2. Palm(s) ? Fingertip(s) ?

3. If one hand---right or left?

4.. Stroke just the head, just the shaft or both?

[+ purplekow]

Palm left hand I am right handed usually Stroking the shaft Now that I am older and it takes a bit longer occasionally I have to switch to the right hand for a bit but that feels unnatural.

[rguer]

While watching a solo jerk off video free on the 'net (yeah, I admit it, I'm a D.O.M.---dirty old man---) I was interested in the way the young hunk was pleasuring himself. He used the fingertips of both hands and I assume his thumbs were on the back of his shaft, bringing himself to a healthy orgasm. This prompted a prurient interest in what manual methods guys on this forum use. (BTW--yep, I masturbate and got pleasure from this guy's method!!)

So the following questions:

1. One hand or two?

2. Palm(s) ? Fingertip(s) ?

3. If one hand---right or left?

4.. Stroke just the head, just the shaft or both?

 

Oh God, now that I have to think about it I won't be able to do it.

[JT Brooklyn]

I don't know how many have seen the Video of the Euro Hunk who I think is FRENCH... who can get it up and CUM without any aids whatsoever! Now this is a feat!

[jjkrkwood]

I am ambi-dextrous, and versatile, i like to swtich it up so it doesnt get routine.... but it always DOES involve Porn !

[whipped guy]

So the following questions:

1. One hand or two?

2. Palm(s) ? Fingertip(s) ?

3. If one hand---right or left?

4.. Stroke just the head, just the shaft or both?

 

My answer would be all of the above, plus a few other "aids" as well... though being right handed that is where I would normally start...

As far as the aids are concerned... and since my nips are hot-wired wearing some Japanese nipple clamps always helps and my natural instinct would be to pull on them with my left hand while doing most of the above with my right hand... Though for variety I might do a switch...

 

As for some other "tools of the trade" they might include a slap paddle, and various small floggers, etc., and that used be a challenge because being right handed it used to be difficult to be totally coordinated with my left hand... though I have improved considerably over the years. As a result porn is not de rigueur.

Perhaps I should do a video...

[Phil_musc]

Gentlemen, STOP that right now! Don't you know that you can go blind from doing that! Ambidextrous, versatile, two-handed versus one-handed - ah the ways of Satan are insidious! If you guys keep that up, you won't be able to see the computer screen. Apparently no one else here whacks off (probably too busy with other pursuits) because only five men have posted a response. I am so relieved to discover only a handful of practitioners of the evil art of self abuse! Wait a second - I have to clean my glasses before I write anything else - I had started losing my eyesight because of this shocking habit.

 

Purplekow and I have something in common - I'm a right handed guy but when I'm doing home games I use my left hand. When playing away games with another team member, I prefer to use my right hand, although I'm more versatile on that front.

[jjkrkwood]

Gentlemen, STOP that right now! Don't you know that you can go blind from doing that! Ambidextrous, versatile, two-handed versus one-handed - ah the ways of Satan are insidious! If you guys keep that up, you won't be able to see the computer screen. Apparently no one else here whacks off (probably too busy with other pursuits) because only five men have posted a response. I am so relieved to discover only a handful of practitioners of the evil art of self abuse! Wait a second - I have to clean my glasses before I write anything else - I had started losing my eyesight because of this shocking habit.

 

Purplekow and I have something in common - I'm a right handed guy but when I'm doing home games I use my left hand. When playing away games with another team member, I prefer to use my right hand, although I'm more versatile on that front.

 

Sometimes, i dont use ANY hands, and just use my MOUTH !

[Diverdan]

Hey Brooklyn Guy,

Do you have a link to the EuroHunk who can do it with no hands? I have never seen that one, and find it hard to believe.

DD

[whipped guy]

Gentlemen, STOP that right now! Don't you know that you can go blind from doing that!

Shoot... I forgot about that... Is that why my eyeglass Rx is off the charts??? Well, I guess if you know what you are doing you don't need to see what you are doing...

Sometimes, i dont use ANY hands, and just use my MOUTH !

I would like a penny for every guy who has tried to achieve just that... I know that it is possible... for some that is... but highly improbable for most of us... unfortunately...

 

Perhaps is is JJ who should make a video!

[jjkrkwood]

Shoot... I forgot about that... Is that why my eyeglass Rx is off the charts??? Well, I guess if you know what you are doing you don't need to see what you are doing...

I would like a penny for every guy who has tried to achieve just that... I know that it is possible... for some that is... but highly improbable for most of us... unfortunately...

 

Perhaps is is JJ who should make a video!

 

Trust me Whipped, it took YEARS of stomach crunches and practice and back aches to be able to achieve. While I am usually the one that PREFERS to suck others than be sucked myself, somehow, when I am alone (which is often) it kinda gives me a weird pleasure to "self-satisfy". I deal with the neck and back pains the next day. thank god for vicodin.

And I also Love when other guys can self-suck and let me RIM them while they do do. TMI right ????

[whipped guy]

Trust me Whipped, it took YEARS of stomach crunches and practice and back aches to be able to achieve.

Well... over the YEARS I have done countless crunches and while it has kept me in good shape... I have never been able to make contact... and over the years I have even developed a bad back... and what do I have to show for it?? Well, close but no cigar!

[jjkrkwood]

Well... over the YEARS I have done countless crunches and while it has kept me in good shape... I have never been able to make contact... and over the years I have even developed a bad back... and what do I have to show for it?? Well, close but no cigar!

 

Its something that has to be practiced WITH a partner. Like a guy spotting you in the gym. Often another person putting additional pressure on your back while you bend over help guide you into the process. When you do it by yourself, you never take it as far.... It was cute when I did it in my younger years, but now I think its just pathetic, an OLD guy sucking himself off. My reaction would be "eewwwwww".....

[unsub2O17]

My answer would be all of the above, plus a few other "aids" as well... though being right handed that is where I would normally start...

As far as the aids are concerned... and since my nips are hot-wired wearing some Japanese nipple clamps always helps and my natural instinct would be to pull on them with my left hand while doing most of the above with my right hand... Though for variety I might do a switch...

 

As for some other "tools of the trade" they might include a slap paddle, and various small floggers, etc., and that used be a challenge because being right handed it used to be difficult to be totally coordinated with my left hand... though I have improved considerably over the years. As a result porn is not de rigueur.

Perhaps I should do a video...

 

WG, my nips are hot wired too. What are Japanese nipple clamps?

[JT Brooklyn]

Hey Brooklyn Guy,

Do you have a link to the EuroHunk who can do it with no hands? I have never seen that one, and find it hard to believe.

DD

 

Sorry Diver But I don't! I watched it about 3 Times to make sure it was not a Fake! The Masked Guy is Gorgeous with his Hands tied behind him in a chair with a Beautiful Dick..

 

It's like watching a Snake sway back and forth! God Bless him he's got Talent.... Hopefully When & If I run across it again I will make a note of where I saw it.

[Phil_musc]

Well, JJ, I think you're being too hard on yourself when you say that it must look disgusting for a guy your age to do this. As I've stated many times here, there is a market for any and everything. You just need to have the right promotional agent and figure out who the target audience is to see your home movies. There must be some sort of retirement community in your area - you'll practically be chicken to some of those geezers. Don't sell yourself short on this one - you may be looking for ways to augment your retirement income, especially with the price of gas now lodged at over $4 a gallon.

 

I too have a done a lifetime of crunches, sit-ups, etc. and still have yet to achieve self-created nirvana. But I have recently added some stretches to my work out routine. Perhaps I could work on these and ask one (or more) of the cute guys at my gym to help me with this. "Come here, Sonny. Now press down on my hips while I'm doing this reverse plow stretch. Harder, harder, come on, I'm not quite there yet. Mmmglllp cough cough. There that was perfect, thanks." I think I'll go practice now while it's still fresh in my mind.

[jjkrkwood]

Well, JJ, I think you're being too hard on yourself when you say that it must look disgusting for a guy your age to do this. As I've stated many times here, there is a market for any and everything. You just need to have the right promotional agent and figure out who the target audience is to see your home movies. There must be some sort of retirement community in your area - you'll practically be chicken to some of those geezers. Don't sell yourself short on this one - you may be looking for ways to augment your retirement income, especially with the price of gas now lodged at over $4 a gallon.

 

I too have a done a lifetime of crunches, sit-ups, etc. and still have yet to achieve self-created nirvana. But I have recently added some stretches to my work out routine. Perhaps I could work on these and ask one (or more) of the cute guys at my gym to help me with this. "Come here, Sonny. Now press down on my hips while I'm doing this reverse plow stretch. Harder, harder, come on, I'm not quite there yet. Mmmglllp cough cough. There that was perfect, thanks." I think I'll go practice now while it's still fresh in my mind.

 

Phil, as they say where there is a will, there is a Way.... Keep practicing. I was shocked to shit the FIRST time I actually accomplished the "SELF" thing, but that certainly motivated me.

While I wont say that I can deepthroat myself (and I am only 6.5") I get enuf in to make myself feel real good. In fact I blow myself better that anyone else ever did. LOLOLOL.

 

As for gas, I paid $4.59 gal last week here in NYC....

[whipped guy]

Japanese Clover Leaf Clamps

 

WG, my nips are hot wired too. What are Japanese nipple clamps?

In my expreience the overall best tit toy out there... They stay firmly in place and when pulled on due to the "clover leaf" mechanism as shown exert increased pressure on one's nips the harder the chain is pulled... can be heaven!

Can be gotten at Amazon.com at bargain prices!http://www.665leather.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/2918.jpg

[Samai139]

This site never ceases to amaze me. I posted four questions on "hands-on masturbation" and where do we go? Self-sucking and Japanese nipple rings!! Live and learn. Thanks guys )

[jjkrkwood]

This site never ceases to amaze me. I posted four questions on "hands-on masturbation" and where do we go? Self-sucking and Japanese nipple rings!! Live and learn. Thanks guys )

 

Sorry Samai, its called EVOLUTION.........

 

and FYI - I was kinda bummed that I didnt win the Mega Millions Lottery after spending $100 on tickets. Life aint fair.!

[unsub2O17]

In my expreience the overall best tit toy out there... They stay firmly in place and when pulled on due to the "clover leaf" mechanism as shown exert increased pressure on one's nips the harder the chain is pulled... can be heaven!

Can be gotten at Amazon.com at bargain prices!http://www.665leather.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/2918.jpg

 

Thanks for the info. Gotta have a pair NOW!

[LookingAround]

I think its called hijacking, and it happens quite frequently here, especially by a certain poster.

 

To answer the question--I mostly always use my right hand and if I jerk off dry (my preferred method) then I use my fingertips just under the head. If with lube or soap in the shower, then my palm.

[Phil_musc]

Gee, JJ, I guess like the song says, "it sucks to be you." And I am truly disconsolate at your failure to win the lottery. I knew that you'd invite me up for dinner and a world cruise where we'd see the sights and sample the flesh pots of Egypt, Mesopotamia, etc.

 

Thank you, WG, I'm compiling my Christmas list already, and I WANT THOSE TIT CLAMPS!

[Samai139]

Sorry Samai, its called EVOLUTION.........

 

and FYI - I was kinda bummed that I didnt win the Mega Millions Lottery after spending $100 on tickets. Life aint fair.!

 

JJ---didin't mean to come across as a complainer or whiner---I was trying to convey a sense of sincere wonder at how things can, your word, evolve on this site. And my thanks were not meant to be sarcastic---I had never heard of Japanese nipple rings and thank the fellow who posted an illustration I'm also impressed that some of our members can self-suck---when I was young and flexible, it never entered my mind to try that!! Sorry about not winning the Mega Millions---neither did I, but I only spent 1/20th of your $100.

[unsub2O17]

This site never ceases to amaze me. I posted four questions on "hands-on masturbation" and where do we go? Self-sucking and Japanese nipple rings!! Live and learn. Thanks guys )

 

You do have a point (still glad I found out about those Japanese Clover Clamps--already ordered some). So, for me, all the ways have been tried. And since I'm right handed, when I'm "in a hurry" I use my right hand, using my left hand/fingers to stimulate other areas, like the nipples or the butt. BTW, the one time I stick with finger tips is when I'm using "Stroke 29" which is a masturbation cream that becomes more like lubricant until at 29 strokes you've got a real hard on and a silicone like lube. I love it, but I think others might find it messy.