What is the Weirdest or Most Unusual Request you have ever had from a client?

[Guest joeburger]

one of my clients, dressed in his wifes clothes, wanted me to rape him or border line have a rape scene. other stuff i'm just so conditioned to it that i can't tell if it's weird anymore cause that's just what we do.

[Phil_musc]

So Axiom, how did you know he was a priest? Did he wear his clerical collar in the steam room or what? Did he offer confessional services: "ah yes, my son. For that sin say three hail Marys and bend over."

[Edward]

I am really courious to your fetishes? Blood, scat, and extreme pain out of my realm of activities. Let me know we may have things in common.

[maxwellissmart]

I must admit that this post confirms the reason why I ONLY have Vanilla Sex with escorts. As much as they swear and promise "your discretion is important to me" and "I'm very private and discreet" ... THEY ALWAYS kiss and tell!!! And whom they tell, tell others. And others are judgmental and joke about somebody else's personal, private and intimate sexual practices and lifestyle.

 

You're absolutely right. When we escorts get together once a week in our secret coven (a weekly coupon for a free appetizer comes with the membership), we reveal names, prescriptions, footage taken with our secret cameras, and which "bear-types" actually have potpourri in the bathroom. And we titter. Oh how we titter.

 

Puh-leeze. Yes, I'm judgmental—and I take notes on your ability in bed and determine whether or not I'll see you again based on a ratio of pleasure and reward to how big a pain in the ass you are. And I pass those judgments along to other escorts if they ask—just like clients do with escorts.

[jjkrkwood]

You're absolutely right. When we escorts get together once a week in our secret coven (a weekly coupon for a free appetizer comes with the membership), we reveal names, prescriptions, footage taken with our secret cameras, and which "bear-types" actually have potpourri in the bathroom. And we titter. Oh how we titter.

 

Puh-leeze. Yes, I'm judgmental—and I take notes on your ability in bed and determine whether or not I'll see you again based on a ratio of pleasure and reward to how big a pain in the ass you are. And I pass those judgments along to other escorts if they ask—just like clients do with escorts.

 

I HOPE all the escorts that I hired TALK about me and say what GREAT head I gave them and how I made their ass-hole purr.....

[josephga]

I don't think I could crap on someone for any amount of money

[+ Travis69]

I HOPE all the escorts that I hired TALK about me and say what GREAT head I gave them and how I made their ass-hole purr.....

 

Escorts and non escorts all talk about it. That's why NYC is one of the top travel destinations for people. See the Statue of Liberty, take in a broadway show and experience JJ's mouth and tongue. The tourism board would like to thank you. Keep up the good work!!

[+ Travis69]

I don't think I could crap on someone for any amount of money

 

What about that neighbor that got you into trouble???? Crapping on her might make you feel real good!!!

[maxwellissmart]

What about that neighbor that got you into trouble???? Crapping on her might make you feel real good!!!

 

(spit take)

[maxwellissmart]

I HOPE all the escorts that I hired TALK about me and say what GREAT head I gave them and how I made their ass-hole purr.....

 

Believe me, if you made my asshole purr—I'm not telling a soul. Cause you're ALL MINE.

[jjkrkwood]

I don't think I could crap on someone for any amount of money

 

Take some stool softener, and pocket that cash !

[jjkrkwood]

Escorts and non escorts all talk about it. That's why NYC is one of the top travel destinations for people. See the Statue of Liberty, take in a broadway show and experience JJ's mouth and tongue. The tourism board would like to thank you. Keep up the good work!!

 

I'm waiting for the Times Square Billboard. ;-)

[jjkrkwood]

Believe me, if you made my asshole purr—I'm not telling a soul. Cause you're ALL MINE.

 

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I guess than I should Hold you to that NYC dinner date ? LOLOLOL

[maxwellissmart]

Take some stool softener, and pocket that cash !

 

And then write off the stool softener as a business expense. It's a win-win!

[josephga]

And then write off the stool softener as a business expense. It's a win-win!

 

I wonder if I got botox if id be able to write that off

[maxwellissmart]

I wonder if I got botox if id be able to write that off

 

Get you some of them there eyelash extensions while you're at it.

[josephga]

lol I'm actually doing a tca peel in a few weeks. did one once b4. its a 2 layer acid peel too the face that will remove any past sun damage cause by tanning. I did it once b4 and it works really good. lasted about 2 years down side you look like a hot mess for 5 to 7 days so you cant take clients

[maxwellissmart]

lol I'm actually doing a tca peel in a few weeks. did one once b4. its a 2 layer acid peel too the face that will remove any past sun damage cause by tanning. I did it once b4 and it works really good. lasted about 2 years down side you look like a hot mess for 5 to 7 days so you cant take clients

 

I'm sure there's a client out there who has a fetish for facial peels and shit. You just haven't searched hard enough.

[Phil_musc]

Wow - this thread has really become fun AND informative. JJ, I've been reading all about you and your skills. I think there's even a reference to you on the Amtrak trains that play the Boston/DC corridor. When they make the remake of the "I love New York" commercial, I understand that the lyricist is working on words that will incorporate your special abilities and talents. And there will be nothing but well-hung monster cocks and balls in the dance line-up that comes down the street (Some of you are bound to remember - bad choice of words, I know - what I'm talking about).

 

Then too:

 

"You're absolutely right. When we escorts get together once a week in our secret coven (a weekly coupon for a free appetizer comes with the membership), we reveal names, prescriptions, footage taken with our secret cameras, and which "bear-types" actually have potpourri in the bathroom. And we titter. Oh how we titter.

 

Puh-leeze. Yes, I'm judgmental—and I take notes on your ability in bed and determine whether or not I'll see you again based on a ratio of pleasure and reward to how big a pain in the ass you are. And I pass those judgments along to other escorts if they ask—just like clients do with escorts."

 

Wow, Max, I don't think I've ever met you, but honest to gosh if I did and I offended you, I'm really sorry - you are clearly not a dude to cross or mess with. But I totally get your humor. Thanks!

[jjkrkwood]

I wonder if I got botox if id be able to write that off

 

If you got it in your Dick, probably !

[jjkrkwood]

Wow - this thread has really become fun AND informative. JJ, I've been reading all about you and your skills. I think there's even a reference to you on the Amtrak trains that play the Boston/DC corridor.

 

Phil, I am hoping to take my act on the road, Internationally, this year... Why should foreigners be deprived. ? My slogan is "JJ, making the world Happy, one BJ at a time"...

[+ purplekow]

Phil, I am hoping to take my act on the road, Internationally, this year... Why should foreigners be deprived. ? My slogan is "JJ, making the world Happy, one BJ at a time"...

I would think with your skills you would have the slogan: "JJ making the world happy one BJ at a time, sometimes two at a time and on a rare and starlit night, three BJs at a time."

[BaronArtz]

Philmusc - you are HILARIOUS - I am loving it!

 

Wow - this thread has really become fun AND informative. JJ, I've been reading all about you and your skills. I think there's even a reference to you on the Amtrak trains that play the Boston/DC corridor. When they make the remake of the "I love New York" commercial, I understand that the lyricist is working on words that will incorporate your special abilities and talents. And there will be nothing but well-hung monster cocks and balls in the dance line-up that comes down the street (Some of you are bound to remember - bad choice of words, I know - what I'm talking about).

 

Then too:

 

"You're absolutely right. When we escorts get together once a week in our secret coven (a weekly coupon for a free appetizer comes with the membership), we reveal names, prescriptions, footage taken with our secret cameras, and which "bear-types" actually have potpourri in the bathroom. And we titter. Oh how we titter.

 

Puh-leeze. Yes, I'm judgmental—and I take notes on your ability in bed and determine whether or not I'll see you again based on a ratio of pleasure and reward to how big a pain in the ass you are. And I pass those judgments along to other escorts if they ask—just like clients do with escorts."

 

Wow, Max, I don't think I've ever met you, but honest to gosh if I did and I offended you, I'm really sorry - you are clearly not a dude to cross or mess with. But I totally get your humor. Thanks!

[maxwellissmart]

"I totally get your humor." = free blow job*

 

*not transferable

[Phil_musc]

Actually, JJ, I thought your slogan was "This face seats five." Kinda like a barstool in that way, I guess.

 

Max, I'll be right over to collect.