Have you ever done it?

[Guest countryboywny]

OK.. Today I'm standing in the middle of my place of business talking to some associates and customers and my cell phone rings. I reach in to my holster and while raising the phone to my ear, it slips out of my hand and travels upward past my face. By the time I could react, the phone was speedily traveling down toward the floor. Panicked, I snag the phone with my hands and pull it forcefully to my body. ..at that moment the phone was just below my belt and ..you got it, I crushed my nuts! I mean I really crushed them to the point that I bent over in pain and started getting a little sick to my stomach. So, how was your day?

[RexAll]

OK.. Today I'm standing in the middle of my place of business talking to some associates and customers and my cell phone rings. I reach in to my holster and while raising the phone to my ear, it slips out of my hand and travels upward past my face. By the time I could react, the phone was speedily traveling down toward the floor. Panicked, I snag the phone with my hands and pull it forcefully to my body. ..at that moment the phone was just below my belt and ..you got it, I crushed my nuts! I mean I really crushed them to the point that I bent over in pain and started getting a little sick to my stomach. So, how was your day?

 

 

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Rex

[+ deej]

ROFL! Great image!

 

It's kinda amazing it doesn't happen to us more often. Apparently, as a species we learn to be VERY DAMN PROTECTIVE after the first time.

[leigh.bess.toad]

OK.. Today I'm standing in the middle of my place of business talking to some associates and customers and my cell phone rings. I reach in to my holster and while raising the phone to my ear, it slips out of my hand and travels upward past my face. By the time I could react, the phone was speedily traveling down toward the floor. Panicked, I snag the phone with my hands and pull it forcefully to my body. ..at that moment the phone was just below my belt and ..you got it, I crushed my nuts! I mean I really crushed them to the point that I bent over in pain and started getting a little sick to my stomach. So, how was your day?

 

And you told me to relax about that clear thing on Dave's table. Just think of it as practice. lol

[Guest Spanky]

Have you ever caught your johnson in your zipper? not fun.

[Diverdan]

Ouch... I shrivled up and had a pain in my groin thinking about it. YES, I once jumped over something and landed in such a way that my nuts took the full force, and I did double up... they swelled up, but fortunately no permanent damage was done... and YES, I have done the zipper thing too... neither episode was pleasant and I became much more cautious after both incidents. I can't even laugh about it now... my memories of the pain are still too vivid! Ever tried to explain to a Dr in an emergency room why you might need stiches on your cock as a result of getting the skin caught in a zipper?

[leigh.bess.toad]

Ever tried to explain to a Dr in an emergency room why you might need stiches on your cock as a result of getting the skin caught in a zipper?

 

Well it would certainly be easier than trying to explain how that gerbil got up your ass.

[Diverdan]

Well, that would be very hard to explain since I am a TOP... LOL... so, Lee, have you had that experience? With a gerbil, I mean?

[leigh.bess.toad]

Well, that would be very hard to explain since I am a TOP... LOL... so, Lee, have you had that experience? With a gerbil, I mean?

 

Not with a gerbil. but I have had a couple of jackasses in my ass.

[Phil_musc]

Is that a tip-off about your donkey-dick hiring practices, Lee?

[MsGuy]

Found this by googling "this kid will never have children."

 

[video=youtube;VLmJJaEHik0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLmJJaEHik0

[justaguy]

Have you ever caught your johnson in your zipper? not fun.

 

That reminds me of the scene from "Something About Mary." Very painful to watch. Ouch.

[+ purplekow]

What do they call that move? 180 4 incher?

[Guest countryboywny]

Have you ever caught your johnson in your zipper? not fun.

 

Done that too.. I'm lucky I still have a winky

[Cooper]

Image of hit in the nuts...

 

OK.. I crushed my nuts! I mean I really crushed them to the point that I bent over in pain and started getting a little sick to my stomach. So, how was your day?

 

Countryboywny... We can all feel your pain... Hope you recovered quickly...

 

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[Diverdan]

Oh my, that did hurt just to watch... and sorry to hear that happened to you, countryboy~!