Talvin DeMachio's Client Hygiene Requirements

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[chrismac]

RE: Dental Hygiene Requirements

 

So paranoid am I that I might not be totally clean as a bottom that I don't eat for 24 hours before I have sex, and clean out multiple times that day before the actual meeting. This holds true for both free dates and escort encounters. But on the dental hygiene issue, Lucky is correct; I brush thoroughly that morning, and, since I don't eat anything, I don't have any food deposits to worry about. But I use mouthwash, sugar-free gum, and mouthwash again up to the meeting time. And, finally, I drop several of those nasty little Listerine acid tabs just before the meeting.

 

Afterwards, I feel like vomiting green and eating a horse, but my date never knows this, unless he's a free date, in which case I stuff him into my trunk if necessary and drive him to the nearest restaurant where I order 8 things off the menu.

 

It's a religious experience.

[Guest Ant415]

... can't imagine that a client would not practice basic hygiene (i.e. teeth brushed and flossed, mouthwash, shower, douched, etc.). ...

 

Why can't you imagine a client that has not bathed? Just in regular encounters I've run intp people with a totally different concept of hygiene.

 

I have even run into escorts didnt brush their teeth, douche, and so on. Had one guy eat a bag full of french fries smoothered with ketschup as we drove to my house. Needless to say, we never made it to my house.

[HooBoy]

I knew a guy who would eat a box of Oreos before going to the dentist for regular his cleaning just to annoy the hygienist.

[Guest Bitchboy]

RE: Dental Hygiene Requirements

 

Well, I'd weigh about 15 lbs. if I practiced that creed - not eating for 24 hours before sex. That's silly, and I assume you're joking. Anyone with a relatively healthy sex life would be dead within a couple of months.

 

Of course, good hygiene is a two-way street and we should all take the normal precautions in order not to offend, either the escort, the client or the boyfriend. But to agonize over it turns me off, and I'd rather have sex with a somewhat more realistic person. I bet even Talvin farts in his sleep.:o

[nate_sf]

Along those lines, I had roommate who had had AIDS for years, with hundreds of doctor's appointments over the years. Eventually he started amusing himself by looking up strange, obscure ailments in the medical journals before his appointments, then when he saw the doctor he would deadpan, "you know, I'm feeling kind of ___________ (insert symptoms), and I'm thinking it might be a case of ________________ (insert name of obscure ailment)." At the very least, he would get a look of true bewilderment, but every now and then he'd actually find a doctor that knew what he was referring to and could respond accordingly, or perhaps even play along: "No, you'd have to have a rash with that, and besides, it hasn't been seen in North America in 20 years," or whatever. At least it made the trip to the doc's more amusing!

[Guest alanm]

Today's (11/27) review of Talvin DeMachio includes the following comment: :"He [Talvin] sends you specifics concerning hygiene, etc."

On another thread people discussed fulfilling escort requests for a picture. Now this. Talvin's request goes beyond that into personal hygiene. Can anyone be more specific? Does Talvin make these same request in her personal life? It seems to me that this is a little over the top, but I am sure all the Talvin followers will respond

defending their hero.