Hire a straight man Avoid regret

[+ purplekow]

The question of whether to hire a straight man or not was answered for me yesterday. I hired an escort and our time together was great. After a bit more than an hour or so, he brought me to a crashing orgasm with a the largest load I have ever experienced. After holding each other for bit, I said that I should probably get ready to leave. He said that there was no need to hurry, but that as I got ready to leave that I should remember that: "for one brief shining moment we had Comelot." Now an instant before he spoke, I had the same exact thought. Now I can never get credit for it Want a great orgasm, hire a great escort. Want the big laugh, hire a straight man.

[hornytwells]

if he quoted a line from Musical theatre after sex I bet he's not all THAT straight?! lol

[bigvalboy]

Best sex I ever had was from a straight escort. He was engaged. Unbelievable!!!

[jjkrkwood]

Once AGAIN, this topic begs the question, : HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE STR8" ???? Do they have a label or brand on them, did they just tell you they were, or are you are just BELIEVING they are to feed your fantasy ?

Unless they are prisoners in jail, I doubt any other guy having sex with another man VOLUNTARILY is 100% str8. Or do they just need to be like, lets say, 3% str8 to make them STR8 in your mind ????

PLEASE, this is just a comment, and NOT meant to start a string of insulting, disresepctful posts. If you believe YOUR guy is str8, and you are happy with that, its FINE with me, REALLY !!!

[bigvalboy]

He told me he was straight, and I Knew the fiance. They did get married and stayed together for at least a year, before I lost contact with him.... Was he really BI, probably, but what do I care..I don't ask too many questions because it does FEED THE FANTASY, because after all, it is in the end, all about me, WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE GUY PAYING THE BILL. ;-)

[MsGuy]

PurpleKow may be indulging in a sly pun on the words "straight man". Consider that PK never actually states that this fabulously talented escort was straight, only "Want the big laugh, hire a straight man."

[Lookin]

PurpleKow may be indulging in a sly pun on the words "straight man".

As clever as Purplekow is, that's what I thought too. Of course, it would have been easier to tell with a rim shot. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

 

http://www.extremegay.co.uk/ima/ass-licking.jpg

 

Ba ● Da ● Bum!

[Samai139]

MsGuy---agree with you, PK never really comes out and says that the escort was gay or straight. The last two sentences are vague---he obviously had a great orgasm, he obviously hired an escort, but where does the laugh come in??? The fact that a straight man was quoting a line from a musical? Only gay men can do that? Hummm, not sure, and as someone else said, it's not really that important. Rather reaffirms a theory that I have had for many years: most, if not all, people can respond sexually to either sex----if he/she can get beyond the cultural baggage. Seems that biology has wired us to just perform, regardless. I understand that the die hards on both ends of the sexual spectrum don't like that theory, but I do and I'm sticking with it.

[jjkrkwood]

He told me he was straight, and I Knew the fiance. They did get married and stayed together for at least a year, before I lost contact with him.... Was he really BI, probably, but what do I care..I don't ask too many questions because it does FEED THE FANTASY, because after all, it is in the end, all about me, WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE GUY PAYING THE BILL. ;-)

 

I totally agree wholeheartedly, thats why i am always amused when guys feel they need to throw the word str8 into the mix. Who the fuck cares as long as I get what i am paying for, sexual satisfaction.

[gcursor]

You deserve the best

 

I'm so very glad that you had an enjoyable time PK. You deserve it.

Gcursor

[JT Brooklyn]

Congratz PK

 

Congratz PK! Maybe you have found a semi Regular for those Orgasm's...

[+ purplekow]

Perhaps i should have made the last sentence clearer; perhaps it should have read "If you want to get the big laugh, hire a straight man". Now I never asked this gentleman his preferred sexual orientation, this post was intended to poke fun at the whole straight man hired for gay sex question and to relate an amusing anecdote. Looking, i am not ashamed to say there was a rim shot, and a tasty one too. Samai the laugh comes in, of course if you need to explain it the laugh it never comes in, in that the large amount cum, Come a lot, not Camelot, prompted the same quote in my head, which I found amusing and original and before I had the chance to say it, the escort uttered the same line. He was the one with the laugh and I was, as it turned out, the straight man.

[+ purplekow]

BG I think I shall see him again. As we have similar taste in men and have hired some in common, would expect you have either been there and done him, or will be doing so. i will be writing a review.

[Diverdan]

I FOR ONE WILL BE ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THAT REVIEW... I must have been one HOT session, and the humor makes it even more so. Thanks for sharing PK...

[Phil_musc]

Thanks, PK, I got your line right away - and you are the clever dude! Made ME chuckle at any rate. It's interesting how so many knees jerked reflexively (defensively?) to what you wrote.

 

Now we're all waiting for the review. Hurry up and write one already.

[hornytwells]

I totally got it too, hence my own reply about musical theatre, which was also misconstrued as some serious allegation.....sigh

[jjkrkwood]

Perhaps i should have made the last sentence clearer; perhaps it should have read "If you want to get the big laugh, hire a straight man". Now I never asked this gentleman his preferred sexual orientation, this post was intended to poke fun at the whole straight man hired for gay sex question and to relate an amusing anecdote. Looking, i am not ashamed to say there was a rim shot, and a tasty one too. Samai the laugh comes in, of course if you need to explain it the laugh it never comes in, in that the large amount cum, Come a lot, not Camelot, prompted the same quote in my head, which I found amusing and original and before I had the chance to say it, the escort uttered the same line. He was the one with the laugh and I was, as it turned out, the straight man.

 

Ah, so str8 man didnt mean sexually str8, it meant str8 man as in "second banana" like a ha-ha moment ? Someone does the comedy and the other guy plays it str8. Who wulda guessed ?

[jjkrkwood]

Thanks, PK, I got your line right away - and you are the clever dude! Made ME chuckle at any rate. It's interesting how so many knees jerked reflexively (defensively?) to what you wrote.

 

Now we're all waiting for the review. Hurry up and write one already.

 

Phil, FYI, that wasnt my KNEE jerking..... ;-)

[hornytwells]

I once was trying to explain to an English ex- public schoolboy type about the Marx brothers, and informed him that Zeppo was the straight guy> His bemused next question was: "Oh, so the others were all gay, I never knew that?" He was totally serious.

[Phil_musc]

It is kind of interesting how a number of us reacted to PK's post - for me I thought, oh no, here we go again on this straight vs gay escort thing. But since it was PK who is usually an entertaining writer, I went ahead and read the post. Glad I did. Some of us could be a little less defensive - maybe take half of deej's chill pill, or at least a quarter.

[jjkrkwood]

It is kind of interesting how a number of us reacted to PK's post - for me I thought, oh no, here we go again on this straight vs gay escort thing. But since it was PK who is usually an entertaining writer, I went ahead and read the post. Glad I did. Some of us could be a little less defensive - maybe take half of deej's chill pill, or at least a quarter.

 

I have those chill-pills stock-piled if anyone needs some ???

[+ deej]

I once was trying to explain to an English ex- public schoolboy type about the Marx brothers, and informed him that Zeppo was the straight guy> His bemused next question was: "Oh, so the others were all gay, I never knew that?" He was totally serious.

 

That's like the promo for one of Time-Warner Cable's on-demand services that offers comparisons of "green" automobile options.

 

The dim bulb actor asks "Do they only come in green? I'd really prefer blue."

[Samai139]

PK--my face is more than a little red. Now that you have explained the joke, which I missed, I went back and re-read your original post more carefully and spotted the spelling "Comelot" which in my haste, I missed. Thanks for being patient and explaining your very clever post. The observation about "knee-jerk" reactions was right on. I don't want to rationalise my stupidity, but as a later poster pointed out, sometimes non-Americans or those who have been out of the American culture for a long period, are slow or completely in the dark when it comes to humour.

[dapurplebear]

purple-power!!

[bigvalboy]

NEVER MIND!!! Seems I blew it as well...