Does this guy seriously expect any bookings?

[hornytwells]

This has got to be one of the most un-enticing ads ever??? He needs to watch straight porn, will only let you suck him but no promise to even get hard, and then YOU pay HIM???

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=271818

[+ beethoven]

5' 9", 154 lbs, skinny, hairy.....that alone would turn me off. I think this guy gets his jollies merely by posting the ad, and probably wouldn't know what to do if the phone rang!

[hornytwells]

skinny straight and a smoker who doesnt even promise to get hard and then wants $260??? why waste the money posting> I would be fascinated to know if any guys here would consider booking this guy?

[Guest Spanker01]

I suspect that he may get a few from guys who are into that sort of thing. If nothing else he perhaps is simply being honest, and probably an out of funds kid who needs some quick money.

 

 

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[hornytwells]

Yes, but I guess my question is, are there any guys who would be into trying to suck off a straight guy who doesnt even get hard? Would that turn anyone on?

[leigh.bess.toad]

I'm with you horny. Boston? Colleges? Maybe a frat prank or initiation? Otherwise I can't believe that any gay boys are THAT desperate. And if they are, I'm not sure who needs more help. Truly sad if serious.

[hornytwells]

yes, how to make yourself feel shit about yourself seems to be the point> bizarre!

[jjkrkwood]

Another guy with an over-inflated EGO and NO mirror who is playing to the "STR8 fantasy" of Gay men. Guess he read some "handbook" and figures THAT ad was HOW TO ATTRACT the gay , horny population. On the positive side, he's ONLY $260 for an out call. (hope he meant 260 pesos ?) And what a "tool" he is, and he hasnt learned that IF he really DOES have that BIG cock that he claims to have, at least SHOW IT. That would be his ONLY saving grace.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

I wonder if his ad might attract the married/curious men who might be willing to do something with a straight guy who isn't promising anything and apparently isn't going to try to do anything else.

[hornytwells]

yes, but surely married/straight/curious guys can find guys who will do that for free> if youre gonna pay $260 surely you should get a guarantee of something more than "suck my probably soft dick"??

[+ azdr0710]

not really seeing a scandal here.....he's capitalizing on the many guys who prefer straight/straight-acting guys....if it was a joke, I think there would be more obvious clues and it might be more over-the-top.....and I don't see any self-loathing......probably wants some money, is being honest, and seeing if this'll work.....and he can't help it that he's only 5-9 and 154.....

[hornytwells]

No, I didn't mean HE was self-loathing, I meant how much would you have to hate yourself to pay for this kind of humiliation? There are many straight guys out there, like Armani for example, who have limits, but they will always get hard for you, interact and in many cases, cum for you> if you have limits, you surely have to offset those limits with other temptations> To each his own, but I do not see the appeal for anyone of an average to skinny little guy who will not do anything except put his soft dick in your mouth and then expect you to pay $260 for that privilege. Trying not to be judgemental (!) I was genuinely asking the board if that appealed to any of the members out there. Surely being an escort and expecting that sort of cash involves SOME effort?if this guy gets any clients then I am gonna try it next!! LOL

[+ azdr0710]

I see what you meant, horny....

 

I'm one of the many here who prefer straight/straight-acting dudes....and this guy certainly makes it obvious that he's straight (doth he protest too much??) - even to the point that you may not even get him off (!).....no, this dreary ad doesn't appeal to me....lackluster stats, dull picture, dumb text......as you say, there are better choices all around.....

 

I do hope that those clients who do like this sorta guy and pay for it will get what they want (trying to get a straight guy hard??).....however dull the proceedings may be.....

[hornytwells]

I agree with you too, I like straight guys too, many here seem to think that that means we hate ourselves, but i think of it more as just a sexual fantasy of trying to have the unattainable, or converting a straight guy who doesn't normally do it with guys-I feel there is absolutely no harm in it so long as one understands it is a sexual fantasy, like cops/firemen etc etc. escorts are there to partly serve those fantasies, so who knows if they really are "straight" or not, so long as they are convincing I don't care> This one just seemed particularly unappealing on every level!

[bostonman]

My god - if the maps on Rentboy are accurate to a specific address (not just the zip code), it looks like he might live down the street from me, lol - or at least incredibly close by. Wonder if I've ever seen him before. Makes me curious, though I too agree that his ad is pretty unappealing.

[jjkrkwood]

My god - if the maps on Rentboy are accurate to a specific address (not just the zip code), it looks like he might live down the street from me, lol - or at least incredibly close by. Wonder if I've ever seen him before. Makes me curious, though I too agree that his ad is pretty unappealing.

 

Well there ya go, you probably walked right past him on the street ? He surely aint a Head-turner...

[zeyfur]

I wouldn't mind paying for a straight fantasy if the guy was hot enough but this ! ! ! Besides the fantasy would be about how I turn him on as a gay guy , not to suck a limp prick and feel grateful. Unless he means that straight guys are always limp !

[Diverdan]

This ad looks like a scam or a fraternity prank... I wonder what it costs him to put this ad on RB?

[Steven_Draker]

I wonder what it costs him to put this ad on RB?

 

A classic Rentboy ad in Boston costs $40 a month, a gold ad is $70 and a platinum $140 a month.

 

All critics aside, this thread got him some extra exposure and hopefully for him some business.

[Irtwo]

Where are you all reading that he might not get hard? The guy just said he might not "finish".

 

This guy is not my type, but at least he's being honest in his ad.

[+ glutes]

if youre gonna pay $260 surely you should get a guarantee of something more than "suck my probably soft dick"??

 

Maybe he could fill it full of silicone!

[jjkrkwood]

Maybe he could fill it full of silicone!

 

Maybe, but then you'd have to pay alot more glutes. You are REALLY obsessed with this silicone thing. I think you are actually a "closet" silicone freak. U R Busted Glutes, the jig is up....

[+ Shoreboy]

Sorry but the guy is not my type at all and personally I found his ad insulting

[Phil_musc]

Gentlemen, this is the kind of situation that proves that America is still the land of opportunity. If a guy with those mediocre charms can post an ad like that - and get business from it, and at $260/hour to boot, not exactly chump change, well then I'm ready to hang out my shingle too. Perhaps I'll have to add a post to the other thread about who has made a difference in your life. But I'm telling you, this guy has inspired me. I'm turning pro. There has to be a market even for guys like me. I would value your input (don't read anything too physical into that statement, please, unless you're willing to pay for it). I'm about his height, weigh between 155 and 165, and can't guarantee that you'll get me to come or get hard either. But hey, you can still try. I think I'll be the niche market for guys who REALLY like a challenge. Of course, I would appreciate any wording that you might offer for help with my ad - even offer a discount. And a word to the guys already working it here, I'll offer a professional discount in the interest of cultivating your skills (I already have enough, thank you)

[jjkrkwood]

Gentlemen, this is the kind of situation that proves that America is still the land of opportunity. If a guy with those mediocre charms can post an ad like that - and get business from it, and at $260/hour to boot, not exactly chump change, well then I'm ready to hang out my shingle too. Perhaps I'll have to add a post to the other thread about who has made a difference in your life. But I'm telling you, this guy has inspired me. I'm turning pro. There has to be a market even for guys like me. I would value your input (don't read anything too physical into that statement, please, unless you're willing to pay for it). I'm about his height, weigh between 155 and 165, and can't guarantee that you'll get me to come or get hard either. But hey, you can still try. I think I'll be the niche market for guys who REALLY like a challenge. Of course, I would appreciate any wording that you might offer for help with my ad - even offer a discount. And a word to the guys already working it here, I'll offer a professional discount in the interest of cultivating your skills (I already have enough, thank you)

 

I have been pondering the same profession change as well, but am first trying to Quantify how many guys would actually PAY me for NSA, mind blowing ORAL, front and back ? If I could make $500 a week servicing horny men, and NOT have to give them any change, I might just throw my hat in the ring. And to introduce my Services, the FIRST appt is GRATIS...... and snacks will be Served.